Any locksmiths in the house?

9 Apr 2005

:eeek:
Eagerslut has got himself in YET another predicament! rolleyes

After I'd dropped off to sleep last night, he decided he'd lock himself into his cock chastity device and see if it was still possible to fuck whilst wearing it :shock: :shock:
So to cut a long story short.....I was woken up with him trying to fit this bluddy device into me.....Ouch!!! smackbottom

:censored:
Anyway, after a tad grumpy response from me (it was 3am!) he sloped off to look for the key to let himself out.
Hmmmmmmmm......should have really checked he knew where it was before he got himself locked in there :doh:
He's in a very bad mood cause he can't go out tarting until he finds it!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Apr 2005

mikes got a grinder!!!!!!!!
no problem
lol
or if u fancy men in uniform............
call the fire brigade!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

9 Apr 2005

What chastity device is he using? Some of the older ones are easy to escape from even with a padlock on.

9 Apr 2005

... OR, you could just tell him where you hid it! wink

:twisted:
lhk
Kat

9 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
... OR, you could just tell him where you hid it! :twisted:
lhk
Kat

I'll go with the men in uniform with the big grinder I reckon :twisted: :twisted:

9 Apr 2005

Quote by KcKat
... OR, you could just tell him where you hid it! :twisted:
lhk
Kat

I'll go with the men in uniform with the big grinder I reckon :twisted: :twisted:
So you like men with big grinders then. confused

:shock:

9 Apr 2005

OK i have a mental picture now involving a pot of Vaseline and a lot of wrestling rolleyes

:giggle:

9 Apr 2005

Not got any keys... will this do:

:giggle:

9 Apr 2005

ouch
anyone for an instant sex change???
lol

9 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
Not got any keys... will this do:

:giggle:

It's called the "Parrot's Beak"
If I remember right, the Holmatro exerts a cutting force of 26 tons close to where the jaws are hinged, and about 2.5 tons at the tips!
:shock: :shock:

9 Apr 2005

If none of the above fit the bill, I do have an oxy/accetalyne kit available, with a narrow cutting torch. Might save you shaving for a while.
John
wink