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I have the undertakers theme music as my ring tone!!!

thats awesome, butters u are well into the darkside!!!
u rock hun!!!! kiss
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
That's cool. I have the Soviet Union Anthem, cuz I'm trying to learn Russian!
I have the undertakers theme music as my ring tone!!!

I'm just trying to learn my panto lines!!!
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
Quote by butters999999
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
I've got Lenny Kravitz ..American Women...
Quote by little miss 2hot2handle
I have the undertakers theme music as my ring tone!!!

thats awesome, butters u are well into the darkside!!!
u rock hun!!!! kiss
Should I tell them about the coffin in my bedroom???????
Quote by butters999999
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Quote by butters999999
Should I tell them about the coffin in my bedroom???????

Tut Tut! You shouldn't smoke in bed wink
Slut, I don't speak Spanish... redface
But I know a cool Spanish guy, so I won't be asking you to translate that. That text is going to be my exuse to come up to that dude. I hope it's nothing rude?
Quote by Eagerslut9
Jeez. You lot are making so much noise you've woken me up and what do I find? Yep. Libra's nicked me popcorn FFS :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Take that all of you smackbottom :smackbottom:
Oyez! Mizz Amerika, guapa. No importa. Este es normal aqui. Disfruto mucho la broma!
Felicidades y continuas. wink :wink:
Can I have an ice cream in about 5 minutes please anyone?
:twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Calista

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
It's subliminal code...all other men can understand....and sympathyse... gives us a sense of bonding and reassurance
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Cool no probs, hey if we keep quoting each other we could have a whole 1960's retro pattern thing going on!!!!!
well i think they can handle the coffin in the bedroom,
just dont mention them people under the stairs u like to keep!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by cu3b4ll
Should I tell them about the coffin in my bedroom???????

Tut Tut! You shouldn't smoke in bed wink
Never smoked in my life, my coffin has a lovely purple satin lining
You are right, it's beginning to look ridiculous.
Dudes....... wave I'll see ya later!!
Quote by Calista

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Scared to ask but how is he an ex cockney? an ex londoner yes but you can never be an ex cockney!
Quote by butters999999

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Scared to ask but how is he an ex cockney? an ex londoner yes but you can never be an ex cockney!
......whispers .. it was a joke :!:
Quote by butters999999

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Scared to ask but how is he an ex cockney? an ex londoner yes but you can never be an ex cockney!
Oi, not fair - I was going to ask exactly the same thing :shock: lol
whispers back doh!
I am trying to learn my lines at the same time! That’s my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
Quote by butters999999
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Cool no probs, hey if we keep quoting each other we could have a whole 1960's retro pattern thing going on!!!!!
Don't do it butters - it'll hurt your eyes, look http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/15443/60.html
Quote by dambuster
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Cool no probs, hey if we keep quoting each other we could have a whole 1960's retro pattern thing going on!!!!!
Don't do it butters - it'll hurt your eyes, look http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/15443/60.html
That was cool! but OK I promise not to continue and not to break the forum lololol
confused
I promiss not to break thr "Dan Dare"" thread
lol
IDK
xxxxx
Fred
:shock: What happened to the "Be nice to all newbies" New Years Resolution? :shock:
Quote by MizzAmerica
Hey. I'm kinda new. Not sure what I'm doin'... (MizzAmerika)
So, how are you finding it so far?
lhk
Kat
Just logged on again :!:
First since teatime :!:
it all a fairy tale from never never land confused banghead dunno :confused: :sad: :sleeping: :undecided: :gagged: smackbottom :upset: loon :huh:
Think I'll come back next week to listen to the continuing saga of country folk
Quote by KitKat
:shock: What happened to the "Be nice to all newbies" New Years Resolution? :shock:
Hey. I'm kinda new. Not sure what I'm doin'... (MizzAmerika)
So, how are you finding it so far?
lhk
Kat
I knew there was a right response somewhere.
Thanks KitKat
KitKat lol
It was a platitude uttered to hide all those that tell lies
Fred == who has lost a friend for saying it
But what trhe hell = life is all lies with short bits of truth thrown ib xx
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I knew it was too good to be true.
Nah it isnt me . In England we hold the gun the right way up , and you only know we have it when the exit wound surprises you coming out of the front . :-)

You mean you find that picture attractive . Im not surprised and yet im feintly amused . By the way is your hat or your face thats on the wrong way round ?? :-)
Quote by Alexandra
OK OK OK-where is Neil when you need him?
I have been absent a little while............... what on earth is this all about?????
I looked at the thread title....
Then read the post and saw it was in a language i didn't recognise.
Can someone translate and give me a summary please?
Is it a new game?

sorry alex no good looking at me. i'm still backtracking through all 18 pages trying to get the gist? dunno maybe tomorrow? smile
n x x x ;)
lol
Neil mate good t see you are back
It's been getting out of hand and its beyond me to get the rabble back on line. lol
think you had better call for Sgt Bilko m8 xxx
""""" Sgt Bilko """" Fall In
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lol
Neil mate good t see you are back
It's been getting out of hand and its beyond me to get the rabble back on line. lol
think you had better call for Sgt Bilko m8 xxx
""""" Sgt Bilko """" Fall In

Don't worry Fred, I have been watching from afar!! :shock: :shock:
I am now up to date with all 18 pages and just waiting for someone to throw in the grenade which must surely follow this outbreak of peace!!! confused :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jesus H C! I go off for a phone call - come back and I have four pages to catch up on. I have completely lost the plot of the story now - buggar!