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I come back to have a look at what's going on here just before hitting the sack, and what do I see???
Yeah, I find that picture cool as a matter of fact. As for that gay-ass quote regarding my cap. Your dumbass humor/sarcasm is beginning to piss me off.
No dudes, I ain't gona be nice to people like that, sorry. I can't tolerate this.
Silk and Big Whatever, I'm gona tell you something now. But before I do, I suggest you extract your head from your fuckin' ass (it's been there for too long) and listen well.
GET LOST (am I articulate enough?)
That's all for now. I don't wanna hear from you anymore, be so kind and shut up. You don't like me? Perfect. If a person like you actually liked me I would shoot myself. You're offensive.
Peace!
You mean you find that picture attractive . Im not surprised and yet im feintly amused . By the way is your hat or your face thats on the wrong way round ?? :-)
Yeah, I find that picture cool as a matter of fact. As for that gay-ass quote regarding my cap. Your dumbass humor/sarcasm is beginning to piss me off.
No dudes, I ain't gona be nice to people like that, sorry. I can't tolerate this.
Silk and Big Whatever, I'm gona tell you something now. But before I do, I suggest you extract your head from your fuckin' ass (it's been there for too long) and listen well.
GET LOST (am I articulate enough?)
That's all for now. I don't wanna hear from you anymore, be so kind and shut up. You don't like me? Perfect. If a person like you actually liked me I would shoot myself. You're offensive.
Peace!
Quote by Silk and Big G
I knew it was too good to be true.
Nah it isnt me . In England we hold the gun the right way up , and you only know we have it when the exit wound surprises you coming out of the front . :-)
You mean you find that picture attractive . Im not surprised and yet im feintly amused . By the way is your hat or your face thats on the wrong way round ?? :-)
Ahaa!! There's that grenade I have been waiting for!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
OK Miizzy that's your first yellow card. Go and read the site AUP before you continue!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Oh, and do me a favour .....................
When you quote something please put the quote first and your response to it afterwards. It is so confusing the way you do it!!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
OK Miizzy that's your first yellow card. Go and read the site AUP before you continue!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Oh, and do me a favour .....................
When you quote something please put the quote first and your response to it afterwards. It is so confusing the way you do it!!!
:roll: :roll: :roll: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ahaa!! There's that grenade I have been waiting for!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
OK Miizzy that's your first yellow card. Go and read the site AUP before you continue!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Oh, and do me a favour .....................
When you quote something please put the quote first and your response to it afterwards. It is so confusing the way you do it!!!
So wait a minute. What he said is not considered an insult, huh? And he doesn't get told off, right? When I speak back, it's a crime. Where's the sense in that?
Sex God
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
So wait a minute. What he said is not considered an insult, huh? And he doesn't get told off, right? When I speak back, it's a crime. Where's the sense in that?
All he asked was whether it was your hat or your face that was on back to front. It's hardly an insult
:roll: What you called him before it was edited however, WAS insulting, no 2 ways about that.Brit humour sweetie.
And hi by the way
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
So wait a minute. What he said is not considered an insult, huh? And he doesn't get told off, right? When I speak back, it's a crime. Where's the sense in that?
What he/ they said was an attempt at humour. What you wrote was foul and abusive language (which I edited out) aimed at another forum user. I have given you the benefit of the doubt as you are new, which was why I asked you to read the AUP.
Thanks for putting the quote first!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Oh bugger, now I`m going to have to read this entire thread!
Venusxxx
nooooooo venus don't do it. :shock: you'll spend an hour at least ((( you're on dial up like me right?
))) clicking links and scratching yer 'ead and still be no wiser!!! 
tell you what, i'll give you a bell in the morning once i have alex's thread summary sorted . . .
n x x x :P
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
So wait a minute. What he said is not considered an insult, huh? And he doesn't get told off, right? When I speak back, it's a crime. Where's the sense in that?
G doesn't insult, he mucks about, takes the piss, but he doesn't need to resort to insults. S'pose you could call it that 'British Humour' that you don't like ......
Little bit of advice here ok, this is a British site - had you looked around before joining you would see that the forums are jam packed to the brim with this 'British Humour' - If you can't deal with it, then I think you really need to have a little rethink.
It is not just you, everyone gets the piss taken out of them at some point or another on here - although will agree that you have had rather a lot. Your style of posting has come across as someone taking the piss, half of it text speak and half completely literate - people have just joined in with the game they thought you were playing.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So wait a minute. What he said is not considered an insult, huh? And he doesn't get told off, right? When I speak back, it's a crime. Where's the sense in that?
What he/ they said was an attempt at humour. What you wrote was foul and abusive language (which I edited out) aimed at another forum user. I have given you the benefit of the doubt as you are new, which was why I asked you to read the AUP.
Thanks for putting the quote first!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:I don't find things like that funny. If he said that about YOU, you wouldn't laugh, I'm sure. What I wrote was what he deserved. If he attempts to "humor" me that way again, you can ban me from this site, but I'm gona get him.
P.S. I HAVE read the AUP, before even joining up.
If you guys think things like that are funny, then I must be from another planet. Cuz where I'm coming from, you can get your head knocked off for s*** like that. That's not what I call humor.
Anywayz, I'm off to bed. If you wanna kick me out here, go ahead. I won't be asking for another chance. Even if it violates your rules, I won't keep silent if someone says something like that again.
Sex God
I have a question. Actually I have 2.
Number one is aimed at the longer standing members of the forum. Is this the longest "newbie saying hello" thread ever?
The second is aimed directly at said newbie...
Mizz Amerika.... What exactly was the subject you were originally interested in that nobody here appears to have an interest in?
Number one is aimed at the longer standing members of the forum. Is this the longest "newbie saying hello" thread ever?
The second is aimed directly at said newbie...
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
No one seems to be interested in the subject I'm interested in on this site...
Mizz Amerika.... What exactly was the subject you were originally interested in that nobody here appears to have an interest in?
Warming the Bed
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
Hey. I'm kinda new. Not sure what I'm doin'... I hear ya'll friendly dudes here, so iz anyone willin' 2 msg me and explain the whole thing?
P.J. (MizzAmerika)
I guess you've had enough replies now to work out what's going on
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
Anywayz, I'm off to bed. If you wanna kick me out here, go ahead. I won't be asking for another chance. Even if it violates your rules, I won't keep silent if someone says something like that again.
OK so be it!! Bye
:wave: :wave: :wave: Damn!!!! It was 9 hours not 8!!!
:? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anywayz, I'm off to bed. If you wanna kick me out here, go ahead. I won't be asking for another chance. Even if it violates your rules, I won't keep silent if someone says something like that again.
OK so be it!! Bye
:wave: :wave: :wave: Damn!!!! It was 9 hours not 8!!!
:? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:You're slipping, hun.
Quote by neilinleeds
Oh bugger, now I`m going to have to read this entire thread!
Venusxxx
nooooooo venus don't do it. :shock: you'll spend an hour at least ((( you're on dial up like me right?
))) clicking links and scratching yer 'ead and still be no wiser!!! tell you what, i'll give you a bell in the morning once i have alex's thread summary sorted . . .
n x x x :P
Couldn`t do it. I read as far as page 9, but my anger at remarks like this........
Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont worry mate , youll be fine , the Elizabeth Duke January sale is on now at Argos , you can pick her up a Diamonique Encrusted Novelty Clown pendant with real goldette chain for ( bit pricey but itll be worth it once she drops her velour leisure suit bottoms when she sees it )
ensured that I couldn`t read past the red haze which had clouded my vision....not to mention the tears.
I get my jewellry from Claires Accessories. Elizabeth Duke jewellry is but a dream to people like me *sob*
AND I COME HERE TO SEE IT MOCKED
:x :x Fucking snobs!
(btw, I`ll drop em for anyone who fills their basket with a ten for a fiver deal for me :mrgreen
Venusxxx
Sex God
Noooooooo!!! You can't deactivate her yet!!!
I wanted to know what the subject was that she was interested in that nobody else here seemed to be interested in! :cry:
I might have been interested <sulk>
I wanted to know what the subject was that she was interested in that nobody else here seemed to be interested in! :cry:
I might have been interested <sulk>
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
tell you what, i'll give you a bell in the morning once i have alex's thread summary sorted . . .
n x x x :P
Neil!!!!!!!
MY HERO!!!!
oh shite!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
alex my dear, helpful as i am, and always eager to please etc etc . . . . IT WAS A FECKIN' JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i'm gonna have to trawl through 18 bloody pages and cut and paste all bleedin' night just to keep me promises and try and keep in your good books now aren't i?
feck!
<<< toddles off back to page one with notepad open . . . . . .
>>>thank god for firefox and auto-quotey cut'n'paste thingumbobs! :lol2:
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the entire thread then and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate! no i know, wishful thinking. guess it's back to notepad then eh?
<<<cuts>>>
<<<pastes>>>
<<<cuts>>>
<<<pastes>>>
<<types in quote tags by bloody hand i'll have you know!>>>
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
n x x x x :P
Quote by Dawn_Mids
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the thread and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate!
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
Not on your bloody life Neil
Dawn :silly:
We'll just keep adding to it!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the thread and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate!
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
Not on your bloody life Neil
Dawn :silly:
We'll just keep adding to it!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's not very nice.
Quote by dambuster
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the thread and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate!
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
Not on your bloody life Neil
Dawn :silly:
We'll just keep adding to it!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's not very nice.
Like I care :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the thread and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate!
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
Not on your bloody life Neil
Dawn :silly:
We'll just keep adding to it!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's not very nice.
Like I care :giggle:
yeah yeah yeah!
bastards! :mad: :censored: :gagged:
you just have yer little giraffe why dontcha? eh?
you keep takin' the piss, and i'll do a bit more piss takin', then you'll do some emoticon stuff, and i'll trawl the net for bigger emoticons, then sarge will weigh in with tanks and helicopters, and i'll call him a nazi, then jags will quote some obscure techie internet law to say i lost as soon as i used it, then i'll go
:flipa: :flipa: and spit me dummy out, then we'll all go to bed, and forget all about it 2moro ((( txtspk! :P ))) and stuff, so there :P :P :P :Pneil - won it hands down he reckons! :smug: :P
Quote by neilinleeds
oooooooooooooooooo was that a deactivation? maybe a kind mod would delete the thread and get me outta here. i can't keep up with further posts. be here all bloody week at this rate!
was it a trip-trap thing or wot?
Not on your bloody life Neil
Dawn :silly:
We'll just keep adding to it!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's not very nice.
Like I care :giggle:
Of course, I'll have it done by morning
n x x x x
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Oh bugger, now I`m going to have to read this entire thread!
Venusxxx
nooooooo venus don't do it. :shock: you'll spend an hour at least ((( you're on dial up like me right?
))) clicking links and scratching yer 'ead and still be no wiser!!! tell you what, i'll give you a bell in the morning once i have alex's thread summary sorted . . .
n x x x :P
Couldn`t do it. I read as far as page 9, but my anger at remarks like this........
Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont worry mate , youll be fine , the Elizabeth Duke January sale is on now at Argos , you can pick her up a Diamonique Encrusted Novelty Clown pendant with real goldette chain for ( bit pricey but itll be worth it once she drops her velour leisure suit bottoms when she sees it )
ensured that I couldn`t read past the red haze which had clouded my vision....not to mention the tears.
I get my jewellry from Claires Accessories. Elizabeth Duke jewellry is but a dream to people like me *sob*
AND I COME HERE TO SEE IT MOCKED
:x :x Fucking snobs!
(btw, I`ll drop em for anyone who fills their basket with a ten for a fiver deal for me :mrgreen
Venusxxx
and my further random thoughts on this thread . . .
in solidarity with lil ole venus . . .
silk / big wossisname ((( :roll: ;) ))) i'll have you know them clowns are so passé ((( note proper french accent! :P ))
dé riguer ((( sod the accents on the riguer thing, couldn't be arsed! ;) ))) are 3 concentric horseshoe shaped thingumbob gypsy earings, in an elizabeth duke stylee. no chav are yer? :roll:
oh, and yeah . . . hornie dawnie?
that might well have been a blatant abuse of moddy / ed priveleges, cos i'm sure neither of us ever said that? is it bribable maybe? :dunno:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!::P
i did laff tho! :P ;)
n x x x x :P
n x x x :P
need some headache pills and toast....shit that was hard work 