any stories on first swinging experience?

11 Mar 2004

Hello everyone
have never been swinging sofar and am curious to hear accounts of first-time experiences, not so much the hot stuff but how it felt, what you were telling yourself, what thoughts you had to struggle with, what made you decide to go there for the first time, if any regrets, what the experience changed in you etc? Please feel free to go as much in detail as you want; I'm really curious as getting ready to go to my first swinging party next week.
Thanks a lot!

11 Mar 2004

Hi Jodie and welcome to SH!
You don't happen to work for a certain women's magazine do you, aimed at the 18-25 age range?
Forgive my scepticism, but your opening post is asking a great deal of people who do not know you from Eve. It is more normal, not least polite, to introduce yourself and let us get to know you before asking for indepth experiences.
If I am wrong, then I wholeheartedly apologise, but I am sure you will understand reticence, if not suspicion, on the part of regulars here after recent media events.
Enjoy your swinging party, and your time in the forum.
Sappho

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Sappho
Hi Jodie and welcome to SH!
You don't happen to work for a certain women's magazine do you, aimed at the 18-25 age range?
Forgive my scepticism, but your opening post is asking a great deal of people who do not know you from Eve. It is more normal, not least polite, to introduce yourself and let us get to know you before asking for indepth experiences.
If I am wrong, then I wholeheartedly apologise, but I am sure you will understand reticence, if not suspicion, on the part of regulars here after recent media events.
Enjoy your swinging party, and your time in the forum.
Sappho

Sappho;
I am far too slow in my dotage. Read the ladies post and thought just like you. Thought I must post a response. Then mooched around for a while and forgot - until I went back, for no apparent reason, and read your response.
Shit, should I be in the forgetful thread?
Paul

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Fun365
Shit, should I be in the forgetful thread?
Paul

Of course not, Paul! I know that being a man you have far more important things to think about which is why you chaps rely on ladies like me to action your desires, wants and needs. Ask Will! wink

Sappho xxx

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Sappho

Shit, should I be in the forgetful thread?
Paul

Of course not, Paul! I know that being a man you have far more important things to think about which is why you chaps rely on ladies like me to action your desires, wants and needs. Ask Will! wink

Sappho xxx
Bloody great ain't it. Will gets everything done for him. :shock:
Paul

11 Mar 2004

Hello Jodie wave

Up against the wall and prepare for a damn good frisking!! At last a female to frisk!!! confused

:wink: :wink:
Okay what have we here? ............ pencil behind ear, mmmmmmm, ........... mini cassette recorder in coat pocket ............................. notebook in jeans pocket ( yes, I know. What am I doing in Jeans pocket??)............ mmmmmmmmm. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only time will tell.
If you are genuine then welcome to the Forum. Join in and give people a chance to get to know you. :? lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hello Jodie
Up against the wall and prepare for a damn good frisking!! At last a female to frisk!!! :wink: :wink:
Okay what have we here? ............ pencil behind ear, mmmmmmm, ........... mini cassette recorder in coat pocket ............................. notebook in jeans pocket ( yes, I know. What am I doing in Jeans pocket??)............ mmmmmmmmm. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only time will tell.
If you are genuine then welcome to the Forum. Join in and give people a chance to get to know you. :? :lol: :lol:

Sarge;
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
How come no other members of SH are allowed to frisk newbies?
I await your response with some trepidation
:?
Regards
Paul

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Fun365
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
Paul

I can offer purple latex gloves to newbee friskers, but only sarge can show you how to use em properly I'm sure... hehe lol

While I am here though I must say this post looks a little too contrived to be genuine. Sorry if you are genuine Jodie, but as this your first post seems a little odd that you have a party lined up already... Also if you so unsure as to your feelings, simple answer DONT GO...
BE sure of who you are and what you want

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Fun365
Hello Jodie
Up against the wall and prepare for a damn good frisking!! At last a female to frisk!!! :wink: :wink:
Okay what have we here? ............ pencil behind ear, mmmmmmm, ........... mini cassette recorder in coat pocket ............................. notebook in jeans pocket ( yes, I know. What am I doing in Jeans pocket??)............ mmmmmmmmm. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only time will tell.
If you are genuine then welcome to the Forum. Join in and give people a chance to get to know you. :? :lol: :lol:

Sarge;
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
How come no other members of SH are allowed to frisk newbies?
I await your response with some trepidation
:?
Regards
Paul Paul,
It has to be said there are several of us on this site who actually are qualified to frisk whoever, but remember many of us are only virtually who we are.
Remember that in real life usually only a male would frisk a male and a female would only frisk a female.... remember this ain't real life... :wink:
maybe if you asked Sarge if he is looking for an apprentice!!!!
Sarge is eminently virtually qualified, and as he is also in charge of the vehicle pool he can I have no doubt Grease the odd nipple.... ( okay and the even nipples too)
( ladies form a clue.... Sarge will get to you all in due course, in the meantime , he is dealing with jodie :shock:
Have Fun Fun
Gman

11 Mar 2004

'Jodie' - my advice is that if you want to gather accounts, stories of first-time experiences, thoughts, feelings, struggles, reasons for swinging, accounts of regret, tales of changes to personality and all this in DETAIL - because of your curiosity -
- why not buy a magazine or newspaper on the subject - because Jodie, that's their brand of interest, obsession, hypocrisy and intrusiveness isn't it? rolleyes

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Fun365
Sarge;
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
Paul

Paul
This is one of the duties I perform as Head of Security (Northern Division). This is not a task I enjoy, but someone has to do it. confused

:shock:

:lol: :lol:
Remember: loose lips sink ships!!!

11 Mar 2004

Fair play on your group frisking of Jodie the suspected journalist. Things have definately changed since the journos got there hands on this place. I nearly gave up on SH... but then again I may be an addict (see other post).
I just wish I had a first swinging experience to share :cry:

11 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Sarge;
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
Paul

Paul
This is one of the duties I perform as Head of Security (Northern Division). This is not a task I enjoy, but someone has to do it. confused

:shock:

:lol: :lol:
Remember: loose lips sink ships!!!
Sarge;
Thanks for the explanation. I admire your dedication. If only more people would show the same 'spunk' as you. (note - I use the word 'spunk' in its American form - as you are American)
Probably should not have used the word 'members' in my post either. redface

Paul