any tips? help me im a single guy!

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
bigger turnoff to me than a thick women

So it's OK for them to have to put up with you?
women=plural
woman=singular
So, there's no such thing as 'a' thick women.
I've been waiting for you to ask about the spelling of timewaister too? dunno

Cos I've nearly put something similar about requiring people who are of a certain educational callibre but not being able to get your homophones straight.
:dunno:
I'll settle for a good bought of talking the ins and outs of greedy quote with essexm instead! ;)

6 Jun 2006

Edited my post slightly above Gem; I think he's got a bit of a cheek asking for intelligence when he is incapable of spelling or punctuating an ad. correctly.
Well, it's either that or he can't be bothered - which speaks volumes in itself. confused

6 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
bigger turnoff to me than a thick women

So it's OK for them to have to put up with you?
women=plural
woman=singular
So, there's no such thing as 'a' thick women.
I've been waiting for you to ask about the spelling of timewaister too? dunno

Cos I've nearly put something similar about requiring people who are of a certain educational callibre but not being able to get your homophones straight.
:dunno:
I'll settle for a good bought of talking the ins and outs of greedy quote with essexm instead! ;)
well, if intelligence is a requirement, then its spelt bout, not bought, but, thats now made me a dead man walking, so what do i know, been nice knowing you all
"taxi for essex34m"

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Edited my post slightly above Gem; I think he's got a bit of a cheek asking for intelligence when he is incapable of spelling or punctuating an ad. correctly.
Well, it's either that or he can't be bothered - which speaks volumes in itself.

Hmmm, I'd not thought about that one.
Normally I'd possibly say something against picking the poor lad apart... but... *cringes* he's not really done himself many favours asking in the way he has, really? Everyone makes mistakes so lets see how it goes from here? dunno

My spelling is crap but I'm an intelligent person... STOP laughing at the back!
I'll be most interested in his reply to this thread and the comments he's received and where he goes from here.
Of course... it could just be that he lives in the south and everyone know the quality swingers are in the North West! ;) lol

6 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
well, if intelligence is a requirement, then its spelt bout, not bought, but, thats now made me a dead man walking, so what do i know, been nice knowing you all
"taxi for essex34m"

Essex she wasn't having a go at you - the point is that the guy asked for intelligent women when he doesn't appear to be. wink

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird

well, if intelligence is a requirement, then its spelt bout, not bought, but, thats now made me a dead man walking, so what do i know, been nice knowing you all
"taxi for essex34m"

Essex she wasn't having a go at you - the point is that the guy asked for intelligent women when he doesn't appear to be. wink

i know it wasnt aimed at me, but i had the balls (stupidity) to correct the young lady, so i will suffer the consequences lol

6 Jun 2006

Oh, shite, Look what I've started now!
A bloody spelling bee! :scared: lol

I've never pretended to be hot at spelling... its probably one of my biggest language weaknesses and I say... as long as the intention of what you're writing is clear then it doesn't matter quite so much.
Now play nicely cos I don't want world war 3 on my toes from spelling something badly!
kiss

Gem. x

6 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
i know it wasnt aimed at me, but i had the balls (stupidity) to correct the young lady, so i will suffer the consequences lol

Are you completely mad then? :shock: lol

6 Jun 2006

*thinks of suitable punishments for essexm*
Any suggestions? :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

of course i am, im here.....

6 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
*thinks of suitable punishments for essexm*
Any suggestions? :twisted:

hide his Burberry Cap and let down the tyres on his XR3i

6 Jun 2006

:laughabove:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33
I personally like to get to know someone socially before we get intimate, I like to be wined and dined if you get my meaning.

.... gets out the yellow pages and books a fancy meal for two..... wink

:
Make that 3 :twisted:
biggrin

splendid! 3 it shall be! :twisted:
ummmm did you mean splendid33??? that makes 4 x x x x lol

:lol:
Will the laydeez care for some wine? :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
*thinks of suitable punishments for essexm*
Any suggestions? :twisted:

hide his Burberry Cap and let down the tyres on his XR3i
thats no different to what the local kids do round here

6 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
*thinks of suitable punishments for essexm*
Any suggestions? :twisted:

hide his Burberry Cap and let down the tyres on his XR3i
thats no different to what the local kids do round here

Awww, Meaty... he called you childish!

:giggle:
Ok I think I've poked this nest enough. redface

6 Jun 2006

i can think of better nests to poke
oops, sorry, wrong thread.....

6 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33
I personally like to get to know someone socially before we get intimate, I like to be wined and dined if you get my meaning.

.... gets out the yellow pages and books a fancy meal for two..... wink

:
Make that 3 :twisted:
biggrin

splendid! 3 it shall be! :twisted:
ummmm did you mean splendid33??? that makes 4 x x x x lol

:lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well it was a slip of the tongue but I must have been perving your profile before saying splendid earlier!
So that makes 4? Fabulous! I see redpantherman has the vino ready! :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Try losing the horse...might be sending a confusing message...Keep the faith as Jon Bon Jovi would say lol

6 Jun 2006

Quote by soho247
Try losing the horse...might be sending a confusing message...Keep the faith as Jon Bon Jovi would say

Have you ever tried to loose a horse???
I should imagine it would be quite difficult especially anything a little bigger than large. :shock: :lol: biggrin

I'd vote keep the 'face picture with the horse' photo, it's the one on the profile I actually like!
Instead, I'd get rid of the repetative aspects on his profile like the timewasting complaints.
kiss

Gem. x - requests to join the other dinner guests for an evening tipple! :D

6 Jun 2006

just wanted too say thankyou for all the advice to my 'any advice im a single guy'. most of it was great and some not thats life. just gonna have to take my time, i kand tent to be a bit of a bull in a china shop. and just to say i know pinogrigio should be spelt pinot grigio, but my name is after a noy very good racehorse i used to work with and thatis how his name was spelt, and i quite agree make mine a cold one. again many thanks. xxx cool

6 Jun 2006

well, bugger me (:rascal smile

i've just been back to check over your profile/ad , and you've edited it and removed all references to timewasting. :thumbup: In other words, you've actually taken on board some of the advice you have been given :shock:
fuck me, there's a first. biggrin

Note how I am suitably impressed at the mo lol

anyway, patience is a virtue Pino, and if you like the social aspect and are looking for perhaps 'quality time' rather than 'shag and go', the best thing you can do now is get your jodhpur-clad butt into some threads in the cafe and join in wink

6 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
well, bugger me (:rascal
i've just been back to check over your profile/ad , and you've edited it and removed all references to timewasting. :thumbup: In other words, you've actually taken on board some of the advice you have been given :shock:
fuck me, there's a first. Note how I am suitably impressed at the mo
anyway, patience is a virtue Pino, and if you like the social aspect and are looking for perhaps 'quality time' rather than 'shag and go', the best thing you can do now is get your jodhpur-clad butt into some threads in the cafe and join in

submit your application in writing, young lady.....

6 Jun 2006

I never ask. You want it, you come to me hun wink

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Edited my post slightly above Gem; I think he's got a bit of a cheek asking for intelligence when he is incapable of spelling or punctuating an ad. correctly.
Well, it's either that or he can't be bothered - which speaks volumes in itself.

<< Runs of and edits adverts redface

Tony

6 Jun 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<< Runs of and edits adverts
Tony

Why? Nothing wrong with yours :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird

<< Runs of and edits adverts
Tony

Why? Nothing wrong with yours :twisted:
Thanks :D
Shaz wrote most of the text in our adverts on paper and i typed them in to the box because her spelling isn't the greatest, I was quite confident they where well written and spelt...
Until...
I ran them both through Microsoft word :shock: :shock:
There was more mistakes in there than i want to admit surprised

ops:
Glad i seen your post now :D
Tony :oops: lol

:lol:

7 Jun 2006

Quote by pinogrigio
just wanted too say thankyou for all the advice to my 'any advice im a single guy'. most of it was great and some not thats life. just gonna have to take my time, i kand tent to be a bit of a bull in a china shop. and just to say i know pinogrigio should be spelt pinot grigio, but my name is after a noy very good racehorse i used to work with and thatis how his name was spelt, and i quite agree make mine a cold one. again many thanks. xxx

:thumbup:

I was secretly hoping you would say that (cos I thought you were very attractive redface

)and you have edited your profile too, that speaks volumes to me! A pat on the back for that one!
Having now read your profile and advert I'd reply if I was what you are looking for, sadly I'm not, so I won't waste your time! smile

Good luck PinoG.
kiss

Gem. x

7 Jun 2006

Well for all you guys who aint having any luck pls be patient
i found it a good idea to go into the chat rooms and get talking get ya selves known
works for me i have had 12meets in 3months.

7 Jun 2006

Quote by sxi4uall

Well for all you guys who aint having any luck pls be patient
i found it a good idea to go into the chat rooms and get talking get ya selves known
works for me i have had 12meets in 3months.

going on from that, getting known enough to be invited to munches works for me, as it allows myself, and other people to know if we get on and click smile

7 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

Well for all you guys who aint having any luck pls be patient
i found it a good idea to go into the chat rooms and get talking get ya selves known
works for me i have had 12meets in 3months.

going on from that, getting known enough to be invited to munches works for me, as it allows myself, and other people to know if we get on and click smile

and he also get to nick everyones satnav's while they're busy munching, typical wide boy :giggle: