Any1 seen Davidn48's banana

20 Jun 2005

Ok the straight banana that belongs to davidn48 is on the run bolt

It may be a bit hot and sticky by now but its master is so upset sad

Anyone who has seen it, please call 986-nana!!!! dunno

There is a reward for it being returned to its rightful owner rolleyes

20 Jun 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
There is a reward for it being returned to its rightful owner

What's the reward first? Cos if it's a snog off davidn48 then I'm saying nothin :gagged: innocent

20 Jun 2005

I think i may have seen a banana , very similar to David48's , running loose here... at the seaside on the Yorkshire coast...
It denied knowing David48 though... but then doesn't everyone??!!! lol

Has anyone else spotted this elusive banana.... David is very uspet...

20 Jun 2005

Has it split?

20 Jun 2005

just spotted a nana in a chipshop being served by Elvis
he too said...David, hes older than me he is.....lol

20 Jun 2005

oooh is that it on top of the cage in your new avatar Happy Cats.... can't quite make it out...

20 Jun 2005

It has been spotted being towed by a speedboat in the Mediterranean with 12 pissed fat Brit teenagers puking up from it. It was told to send David48 a postcard saying it was ok but unfortunately it has picked up the local dialect and can now only say Ogi Ogi Ogi Oi Oi Oi!

20 Jun 2005

I'm sure I saw a banana disapearing up an alley somewhere...
Can't we buy a new straight banana and pretend its the same one :?: Surely he wont notice...Or does he know exactly the pattern of brown spots :shock:

20 Jun 2005

Is that the banana boat wishmaster?

20 Jun 2005

here it is lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
Is that the banana boat wishmaster?

It was, but now it's pretending to be a viking (grown horns n everything!!!) but I think it just doesn't want to go home to David and The fecking Archers every bleeding night!
Can't say I blame it.

20 Jun 2005

It may turn out OK... the banana is a "homing-banana"..... and will return to the Bingo Hall nearest David48 at some point.... maybe...

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
It has been spotted being towed by a speedboat in the Mediterranean with 12 pissed fat Brit teenagers puking up from it. It was told to send David48 a postcard saying it was ok but unfortunately it has picked up the local dialect and can now only say Ogi Ogi Ogi Oi Oi Oi!

Well you could be right Wishy
David did say then end had got soggy :shock:

20 Jun 2005

Word is spreading!!! People have heard the banana belongs to David48 ....and we have pics to prove it..

20 Jun 2005

message from the banana
one banana
two bananas
three bananas
four,
five bananas
six bananas
seven bananas
i aint going back to david's no more!!!!!!

20 Jun 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
message from the banana
one banana
two bananas
three bananas
four,
five bananas
six bananas
seven bananas
i aint going back to david's no more!!!!!!

phew at least we know hes alive and still in his skin lol

he did say david squished him,
reckon we should squish davids bent banana for that :shock: wink

20 Jun 2005

vicky both ends have been nibbled lately so i think they are both doing abit better blast

20 Jun 2005

So we're looking for a peeled banana that's been nibbled at both ends? :shock: I think this thread is in danger of becoming rather mushy lol

20 Jun 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
message from the banana
one banana
two bananas
three bananas
four...

...Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more,
Tra La La, lala la la...
Sorry. Check please! bolt

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
message from the banana
one banana
two bananas
three bananas
four...

...Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more,
Tra La La, lala la la...
Sorry. Check please! bolt

Grrrrrrrr!! I'd just managed to get that damned song out of my head and now it's back! evil

:evil:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
message from the banana
one banana
two bananas
three bananas
four...

...Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more,
Tra La La, lala la la...
Sorry. Check please! bolt

Grrrrrrrr!! I'd just managed to get that damned song out of my head and now it's back! evil

:evil:
It could be worse. There could have been a karaoke at the munch. I could have been Jim Reeves. :shock:
rotflmao

20 Jun 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
vicky both ends have been nibbled lately so i think they are both doing abit better

David is getting his banana nibbled at both ends????
Is that a euphamism??? If it is , then it shoud be aBi-nana....

21 Jun 2005

I've found it, i stuck it on a strap and made a toy outa it lol

i'm returning it to david shortly hump

21 Jun 2005

it was all soft and dripping at both ends last time I seen him playing with it lol

23 Jun 2005

i have maintained a dignified silence in the light of my severe depression at the loss of something so close to me...my straight banana!!!!
No amount of product substitutions, suggestions of its location or the sexuality of my banana..will ever allow me to come to terms with my severe and extreme loss...
my banana was dear to me.. it was the thing that kept me and babe 1 close as friends..it was the "apple" of my eye (yes i know how can a banana be an apple).
I was gradually coming to terms with its loss until that fateful momnet when my life and my piles started to twitch...yes its the thought of naughtynymphos using my banana as strap on...fgs..what has my banana done to deserve that!!..it has been a good banana for me...now it is likely to be going to places that i darnt even think about....
good bye dear banana..u will be sorely missed.... emphasis on sore.. i reckon...
au revoir ma cherie banana!!
David