Anybody able to translate???

Mod

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by Someone who can't tell the difference between males and females
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

Anybody got a clue about this PM I received? It's not a language I am familiar with, but I have a feeling it's something like prickenese!!!
Mal
wink

tattyxpx

Orgasminator

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

For a second there Mal i honestly thought you were gonna ask someone to translate some of my writing.... redface

Phew
Prickenese... :thumbup: that'll be the language of...... ahh got ya now :rotflmao:

RedHot

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Mal, perhaps Freckledbird will be along in a minute.
I'm sure she is quite used to reading the stuff 5 year olds write at school and will be able to give you a rough translation wink

Tracy

Mal

Mod

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by Yep, me again!!!
so lets forget about it and get on with our lives im assumingt your feamel but i dont think you are an the interent is not like real life its not obvious (net safety and all) so thats whyi ask and there are people who act female who are male ie tv's and ive no time for that only int in women so sorry for offense but you obviously not interetested.

It's coming THICK and fast now!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

Unknown User

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

Anybody got a clue about this PM I received? It's not a language I am familiar with, but I have a feeling it's something like prickenese!!!
Mal
wink

Oh go away, not interested anymore. Your arse should be a womans, if not, see you. You lost out. I apologised and you moan, so you have to be a woman. Shame really, you would have had a good time. Can't be bothered with you now.

Mal

Mod

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

That's almost a confession Dewi!!
Mal
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bluexxx

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Oh go away, not interested anymore. Your arse should be a womans, if not, see you. You lost out. I apologised and you moan, so you have to be a woman. Shame really, you would have had a good time. Can't be bothered with you now.

Mal moans like a woman

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Got PMT today, Mal :grin: :lol2:

mr__powers1

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

I've just read it Mal....got a headache now!!....need to lie down!

chadders245

Warming the Bed

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Sounds like some hidden tribal laungage from the valleys!!

Mal

Mod

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Mal moans like a woman :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Got PMT today, Mal :grin: :lol2:

Yep
Pre Muppet Tension!!!!

well_busty_babe

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

i reckon it means:
mal ya sexy beast, come over here whilst i feel that lucious butt.
thats assuming that you are a fem. if not.. is there any chance you can dress up as one?
oh.. are you notinterested? your loss dude.

debz4u

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Dont see the problem mal i got a pm tother day just said .
go cam to cam and help me.
hehe wtf yeah right

bluexxx

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

I got a PM the other day from a bloke asking me if I knew any guys who would be prepared to suck him off confused

... What am I... a dating agency ? rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Unknown User

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

sounds like a drunk scotsman to me (no offence to any scots on here mind)
sometimes people dont realize what they have typed.
I am guilty of that as well.
lisamarie

lucyweebaps

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

<<< makes note to never get pissed and type at same time lol

:lol:

McCloggie

Casanova

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Hey - I resemble that allegation Lisa!!! lol

BTW It is not double dutch either!
McC

JustABloke

Warming the Bed

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Ahhh...the lesser known Chavinglish (pronounced" What you f**king looking at!!!").
After countless studies and numerous surveys, I've concluded that the person that wrote this is at the upper end of the social group, known as "Chav".
Certain aspects of this colourful, yet totally incomprehensible language give it away; No mention of "Mi Biatch" or "Innit" and I'm suprised to see not even a "F**k off, you c**t"..a truelly remarkable peice of prose, for which he/she would be awarded an "A" grade at school (well at least a class A drug!)
PMSL......

Dawnie

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by JustABloke
Ahhh...the lesser known Chavinglish (pronounced" What you f**king looking at!!!").
After countless studies and numerous surveys, I've concluded that the person that wrote this is at the upper end of the social group, known as "Chav".
Certain aspects of this colourful, yet totally incomprehensible language give it away; No mention of "Mi Biatch" or "Innit" and I'm suprised to see not even a "F**k off, you c**t"..a truelly remarkable peice of prose, for which he/she would be awarded an "A" grade at school (well at least a class A drug!)
PMSL......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice one :lol2:

shad

Orgasminator

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

Anybody got a clue about this PM I received? It's not a language I am familiar with, but I have a feeling it's something like prickenese!!!
Mal
wink

Oh it's a very rare form of testicular vocalisation and it's more common than people think.
The people that tend to use this language are easily recognised as they have a low forehead underlined by a single eyebrow.
The dress code they wear is normaly track suits and baseball caps topped off with lot's of cheap gold.

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Mal,
I DID warn you that there were some odd pm's out there, but did you listen NO not at all
and now you are stuck with prickenese!! lol

:lol: :lol:

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by RedHot
Mal, perhaps Freckledbird will be along in a minute.
I'm sure she is quite used to reading the stuff 5 year olds write at school and will be able to give you a rough translation
Tracy

TJ I've seen 5-year olds write better than that lol

johneboy

Orgasminator

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
so lets forget about it and get on with our lives im assumingt your feamel but i dont think you are an the interent is not like real life its not obvious (net safety and all) so thats whyi ask and there are people who act female who are male ie tv's and ive no time for that only int in women so sorry for offense but you obviously not interetested.

It's coming THICK and fast now!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

Mal
Will you pop a few of those pm's into Postie's inbox for his consideration :thumbup:
I'm sure that being a postman he'll have no trouble translating the gobbledygook lol

please note, no offence to anyone other postmen

tattyxpx

Orgasminator

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by JustABloke
Ahhh...the lesser known Chavinglish (pronounced" What you f**king looking at!!!").
After countless studies and numerous surveys, I've concluded that the person that wrote this is at the upper end of the social group, known as "Chav".
Certain aspects of this colourful, yet totally incomprehensible language give it away; No mention of "Mi Biatch" or "Innit" and I'm suprised to see not even a "F**k off, you c**t"..a truelly remarkable peice of prose, for which he/she would be awarded an "A" grade at school (well at least a class A drug!)
PMSL......

and living slap bang in the middle of McChav Central... lol

I understand this language very well wink

p.s. Mal looks like you've lost out rolleyes

westerross

Sex God

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

I got a PM the other day from a middle aged bloke asking me to go dogging with him. :shock:
Must have thought I was June Essence!!

JustABloke

Warming the Bed

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Ahhh...the lesser known Chavinglish (pronounced" What you f**king looking at!!!").
After countless studies and numerous surveys, I've concluded that the person that wrote this is at the upper end of the social group, known as "Chav".
Certain aspects of this colourful, yet totally incomprehensible language give it away; No mention of "Mi Biatch" or "Innit" and I'm suprised to see not even a "F**k off, you c**t"..a truelly remarkable peice of prose, for which he/she would be awarded an "A" grade at school (well at least a class A drug!)
PMSL......

and living slap bang in the middle of McChav Central... lol

I understand this language very well wink

p.s. Mal looks like you've lost out rolleyes

My sympathies to you for having to put up with these ner'do wells......I'd love to see Chav Hunting replace fox hunting...Yes I know that chasing a small defenseless animal across miles and miles of countryside is cruel and in-humane, but I'm sure the foxes wouldn't mind, while we did it... biggrin

:D

Unknown User

0 likes 23 Aug 2005

Thought I had solved the puzzle by holding a mirror up to the screen and reading the reflection...............you see,some of the words, well only 'eb' actually can be read as 'be' in the mirror but the rest of my theory falls on its arse confused

:?
Its still a mystery, although I think Steph may be onto something lol

:lol:
Let me chuck a few more Boddingtons down the neck and try again later...............perhaps it can only be decyphered by the piss-artists :lol: :lol: :lol:

MikeC

Sex God

0 likes 24 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Ahhh...the lesser known Chavinglish (pronounced" What you f**king looking at!!!").
After countless studies and numerous surveys, I've concluded that the person that wrote this is at the upper end of the social group, known as "Chav".
Certain aspects of this colourful, yet totally incomprehensible language give it away; No mention of "Mi Biatch" or "Innit" and I'm suprised to see not even a "F**k off, you c**t"..a truelly remarkable peice of prose, for which he/she would be awarded an "A" grade at school (well at least a class A drug!)
PMSL......

and living slap bang in the middle of McChav Central... lol

I understand this language very well wink

p.s. Mal looks like you've lost out rolleyes

The sadest thing is, i actually use this language...hmmmm
country of birth -> Chavland
Language -> Chav
Sex - Yes Pls
MikeC

Wishmaster

Sex God

0 likes 24 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

Anybody got a clue about this PM I received? It's not a language I am familiar with, but I have a feeling it's something like prickenese!!!
Mal
wink

This is KinkyLutonese innit..... thought he wuz banned ?????

Jags

Sex God

0 likes 25 Aug 2005

Just read one in the photo ads:

MUST SEND COK FACE PIK OR NO REPLY AND MOBILE NUMBA

WTF is that??? A cok face pik?????
:cry: :cry: :cry:

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 25 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Just read one in the photo ads:
MUST SEND COK FACE PIK OR NO REPLY AND MOBILE NUMBA

WTF is that??? A cok face pik?????
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Got to be prickenese!, without a doubt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: