Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up???

25 May 2008

Here's one somebody just sent me by text... I hope it doesn't offend anybody! Feeling a bit low tonight so if anyone has got a really really good joke, I would appreciate you posting it or pm'ing it to me if its too much for public consumption!
Hope everyone is having a good Sunday xx
smile

A woman set her foofoo on fire by accident. Her husband said "stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out" But she slipped and fell. Two men were standing under the balcony and one said to the other "is that a comet?" the other answered "no, don't be a dickhead its a bloody twatellite!!!!
Now I have started you off.... hope I get loads!! (of jokes that is! )
lol

25 May 2008

We tend not to allow joke threads as there are more joke websites than there are porn sites and anyone who needs one to cheer themselves up wouldn't have any difficulty finding a site to cater for that need.
Sorry!
Mal
wink

25 May 2008

I didn't know.. sorry !

25 May 2008

Quote by Misskitty_2008
Feeling a bit low tonight

:therethere: kiss

25 May 2008

Quote by Misskitty_2008
I didn't know.. sorry !

Don't worry :therethere:
You've not been here long, but you have already brightened the forums up, it's great to see a newbie posting - keep up the good work, MissKitty! :thumbup:

25 May 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Feeling a bit low tonight

:therethere: kiss

Thank you sweetheart.. just needed a hug!

25 May 2008

*blush* thank you! you have made my day! xx

Quote by Cherrytree
I didn't know.. sorry !

Don't worry :therethere:
You've not been here long, but you have already brightened the forums up, it's great to see a newbie posting - keep up the good work, MissKitty! :thumbup:
wink

25 May 2008

dont worry luv!
sometimes this site needs a little laughter, you can read about bereavement(respect), divorce, etc, so whats wrong with a little laughter? lol

25 May 2008

A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of Dildo's.
Unfortunately, he's having trouble with squatters!
>Shamelessly ignores Mal in the hope of getting a smackbottom

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25 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of Dildo's.
Unfortunately, he's having trouble with squatters!
>Shamelessly ignores Mal in the hope of getting a <

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Naughty girl lol

25 May 2008

I did check the rules and regs before I posted and couldn't find anything in there which said I couldn't do it... but now I know won't do it again ... promise!
Laughter is the best medicine... so I feel loads better!
biggrin

:D :D :D
ps... wheres that field winchwench? cool

25 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of Dildo's.
Unfortunately, he's having trouble with squatters!
>Shamelessly ignores Mal in the hope of getting a <

You want me, I can tell!! :grin:
Kitty, you haven't done anything wrong as such. It isn't in the rules, so you haven't broken any. We just find that a joke on it's own doesn't really add anything to the forums and doesn't really require further comment other than someone adding a smiley or others saying they've heard it before. So few jokes are original these days and to be honest, what has happened to members in real life are much more funny, interesting and worthy of comment, than a repeated joke.
Stick around, you'll have fun here lol

Mal

25 May 2008

Thanks Mal.... I appreciate it! Hope my previous posts have been ok... just dipping my toes in the forum pool... Don't worry I have every intention of sticking around!!!!

Quote by Mal
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of Dildo's.
Unfortunately, he's having trouble with squatters!
>Shamelessly ignores Mal in the hope of getting a <

You want me, I can tell!! :grin:
Kitty, you haven't done anything wrong as such. It isn't in the rules, so you haven't broken any. We just find that a joke on it's own doesn't really add anything to the forums and doesn't really require further comment other than someone adding a smiley or others saying they've heard it before. So few jokes are original these days and to be honest, what has happened to members in real life are much more funny, interesting and worthy of comment, than a repeated joke.
Stick around, you'll have fun here lol

Mal

25 May 2008

A well known golfer driving a BMW pulls into a garage out in the sticks. An old chap comes out.
"Petrol sir?"
"Fill her up" is the reply.
He fills the petrol tank up.
"That will be £30 sir"
The well known golfer hands him the money. Wrapped in the notes are two golf tees.
"What are these?" asks the old man.
"Sorry about that, they're for resting my balls on when driving."
"Crikey" says the old man "BMW think of everything."
lol