Anyone else pleased?

12 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was knitting a Christmas present

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol

Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt

I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel

Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink

I'll

on behalf of the Pusse Posse

12 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyBear
(It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! )

Ah - yes, it takes so long to read all those emails from guys willing to give you a "good time" that there's no time to play... wink

They`re all in flippin Berkshire or some other "miles away" place!!! rolleyes

Like flippin Suffolk?
May one present one's highly mobile CV madam? worship

Hands off! She's mine! duel

:boxing: :taz:
:shock: Whoops - I don't know what came over me. redface

12 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
I was knitting a Christmas present

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol

Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt

I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel

Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink

I'll

on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:

12 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
:shock: Whoops - I don't know what came over me.

It'll be alright......Just make sure you have a shower......:giggle:
bolt

12 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
I was knitting a Christmas present

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol

Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt

I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel

Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink

I'll

on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:
Forget at your peril Mr 36, I'm just round the corner...and I'm just leaving now to come and get ya! Quick, run!! bolt

:giggle:

12 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyBear
I have to admit SH is a bit addictive
Or am I sex addict?! :shock:
Or both?!!

One way to find out.................
(cough cough)
Hint bloody hint ....... lol

But your profile says you only want couples....wahhh!!!!!
:upset:
So lets be creative, make up a '2 Horny's Bear in Slough' cpl then my rather sexy Mrs Santa and wander up the M1 to Nottinghamshire? :rascal:
I'll get me santa outfit, I've pulled bolt

:rascal:

12 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here

I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel

Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink

I'll

on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:
Forget at your peril Mr 36, I'm just round the corner...and I'm just leaving now to come and get ya! Quick, run!! bolt

:giggle:
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

12 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP

Report for the LAPP (League Against the Pussy Posse) HQ
Certain enemy members have increaded in activity lately STOP A couple of our agents including 36 in potential danger STOP Have receieved and am confirming orders from HQ STOP Order read: Do what it takes to make the Pussy Posse STOP
Agent Dlep Diversionary Tactician LAPP Headquarters.
:giggle:
bolt

12 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP

Good work HP. I've a another job for you. It seems a new and dangerous faction of the anti PP brigade has emerged called LAPP. I want you to get the girls together and sweep SH Towers for all possible and probable members.
Your instructions are to identify these members, severly reprimand them for even contemplating resisting female attempts at SH domination and remind them why we really are the stronger willed sex. Use all methods, sexy underwear, wank fodder and 'persuasion' you deem necessary to bring these renegades back into line.
Blanket drop photos from the last PP meeting and while they're drooling over the boots, shoes and leather, that's when they're most vunerable.
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent

12 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats

:giggle:
Sounds like a challenge to me....:twisted:
:giggle:

12 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP

Report for the LAPP (League Against the Pussy Posse) HQ
Certain enemy members have increaded in activity lately STOP A couple of our agents including 36 in potential danger STOP Have receieved and am confirming orders from HQ STOP Order read: Do what it takes to make the Pussy Posse STOP
Agent Dlep Diversionary Tactician LAPP Headquarters.
:giggle:
bolt

To: LAPP
Need to lay low STOP sore arse STOP send more ice STOP begin plan B STOP penetrate the pussy posse asap STOP Agent 0069

12 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP

Good work HP. I've a another job for you. It seems a new and dangerous faction of the anti PP brigade has emerged called LAPP. I want you to get the girls together and sweep SH Towers for all possible and probable members.
Your instructions are to identify these members, severly reprimand them for even contemplating resisting female attempts at SH domination and remind them why we really are the stronger willed sex. Use all methods, sexy underwear, wank fodder and 'persuasion' you deem necessary to bring these renegades back into line.
Blanket drop photos from the last PP meeting and while they're drooling over the boots, shoes and leather, that's when they're most vunerable.
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent

Thank you PPL. Agent 0069 neutralised with a sore arse smackbottom

For other members, I shall be going out in the field tonight disguised as a dogger to carry out my mission. I've heard that this dangerous organisation can be infiltrated by a tactic known as LAPP dancing so my plan is to shake my pussy posse in their LAPP's for all it's worth. lol

Good luck with your very dangerous mission PPL. Information just in to PP HQ suggests that Agent Dollop may be persuaded by a two-girl team so if you need backup, just holla. :rascal:

12 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
To: LAPP
Need to lay low STOP sore arse STOP send more ice STOP begin plan B STOP penetrate the pussy posse asap STOP Agent 0069

To Agent 36
Enclosed are co-ord's for LAPP safehouse STOP Memorise and Destroy STOP Also, at safehouse there is a Bath full of ice STOP Plan B, C and D are now in final stages STOP Enemy Agent's will be neutralised using terror tactics - Sensory Deprevation using Def Leppard music, and forced to watch every episode of Prisoner Cell Block H and Noel's House Party STOP
Location of Ring Leader designate: Sassy-Seren unknown. But we will find her STOP
:twisted:

13 Dec 2006

******LAPP Update******
PP operative designate Hornyinslough located trying to infiltrate the Chat rooms. All agents in this area are advised to use extreme caution. If she unleashes her secret weapon - the Web Cam do not, repeat DO NOT close in on subject. Regroup at LAPP headquarters......
:giggle: