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Anyone for a game??
and no touching allowed either, too sore
Yes, not funny, sorry Helen!
Not that I was touching
just expressing sensitivity. crap, wrong thing to say again! change the subject quick.....Pipe? is there a French slang meaning in there somewhere? If so, the online dictionary didn't pick it up.
so - NON
RVM - Panties - nope - but Heather has left a useful tip about cabbage leaves that you might want to try, very soothing apparently, let me know how you get on. 
Pete - Purple Basque - not last night - :cry:
Mal - Procrastinator - Perhaps another time
OK, clue, Mark will be first to get this.
lhk
Kat
Pete - Purple Basque - not last night - :cry:
Mal - Procrastinator - Perhaps another time
OK, clue, Mark will be first to get this.
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Potty?
Cabbage leaves? Some people have very strange fetishes
Cabbage leaves? Some people have very strange fetishes
Seriously...
The cabbage leaf thing works. It takes all the heat away and molds itself to your body and stops you rubbing against your clothing. (Mind you, I was far too tight to shell out for breast pads. 8) )
I was tought this by the home visit midwife. Tough cow. The only one I ever met that could make my youngest make her own bed. My ex still refers to her as Madam Whiplash.
The cabbage leaf thing works. It takes all the heat away and molds itself to your body and stops you rubbing against your clothing. (Mind you, I was far too tight to shell out for breast pads. 8) )
I was tought this by the home visit midwife. Tough cow. The only one I ever met that could make my youngest make her own bed. My ex still refers to her as Madam Whiplash.
Warming the Bed
Hey Mark - you won - aren't you playing anymore :cry:
Warming the Bed
Arggggggggghhhh!!! was it an Earwig????? 
Warming the Bed
Well done pclarkwell - By the way what's the rest of the rhyme - There was a young man from Nantucket????????? 
And are you really a weapons inspector - do you want to inspect my weapon :shock:
And are you really a weapons inspector - do you want to inspect my weapon :shock:
Quote by c-c
Well done pclarkwell - By the way what's the rest of the rhyme - There was a young man from Nantucket?????????
Thank you Chris/Carla. The rest is pretty bawdy from what I remember....
There was a young man from Nantucket...
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it.
Quote by c-c
And are you really a weapons inspector - do you want to inspect my weapon :shock:
No, I'm not really a weapons inspector...although I'd be only too glad to inspect your weapon if it needs attention :lickface:
Peter
Gleaned from a quick search
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose feet were attached to grease buckets
From trouble he'd hide
With a quick slip n slide
Of responsibility he said, simply, "Fuck it."
There was a young man from Nantucket
Took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
Said the pig, "Oh, dear,
Get away from my rear. . .
Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who had a long cock and could suck it.
He looked in the glass
And saw his own ass,
But broke his neck trying to fuck it."
The cock on that man from Nantucket
Reached down to his boots where he'd tuck it.
And he'd come with a roar,
With a gallon or more
That he carried around in his bucket.
lhk
Kat
Oh, eye spy, is it C?
Crayons?
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose feet were attached to grease buckets
From trouble he'd hide
With a quick slip n slide
Of responsibility he said, simply, "Fuck it."
There was a young man from Nantucket
Took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
Said the pig, "Oh, dear,
Get away from my rear. . .
Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who had a long cock and could suck it.
He looked in the glass
And saw his own ass,
But broke his neck trying to fuck it."
The cock on that man from Nantucket
Reached down to his boots where he'd tuck it.
And he'd come with a roar,
With a gallon or more
That he carried around in his bucket.
lhk
Kat
Oh, eye spy, is it C?
Crayons?
Quote by KitKat
Crayons?
Nope
Quote by Mark
Codpiece?
Nope ....bloody hell Mark, where do you think I work? lol :bounce:
Quote by mal609
Calculator?
Got it! Well done Mal....tis indeed a calculator. You win an all expenses paid holiday to the Isle of Arran Peat Cutter and Cardigan Weavers Dinner and Dancel.....enjoy! Dont forget to take Kat as he knows some good bawdy drinking songs... :beer:
Over to you Mate
Peter
