Anyone for Ping Pong?

30 Mar 2004

OKAY!!! HU..MONGOUS PONG!!!!]haa!!

30 Mar 2004

You are not kidding ......wow what a PONG....you stink Mr FC

30 Mar 2004

OUCH !!! Hey MrFC watch where you are ponging !!!!
Black eye for tomorrow!!
PING..... PONG ...PING .

30 Mar 2004

FFS!
Thats twice you have F**king hit me - Have you got something against me!
SLAP (Bat on table)
Phwatttttt (Dummy out)
*sulk*

30 Mar 2004

FOUL!!!!
REFEREE!!!
That Mr FC is deliberately making Mrs FC walk round the table with that avatar-the one that's gone missing off the Forum-the one with all ...the legs....I can't concentrate with ....with......with.....
...and he's doing giant sized letters! That's against rules for starters! And he keeps putting one hand on the table....
...wadya mean! Taking it too seriously! I demand the video referee!!

30 Mar 2004

You cannot be serious!!!!!!

30 Mar 2004

Talking as a lady of the site... :shock: :shock: :shock:
PING XX

30 Mar 2004

What's going on ? Do you people have no beds to go to? Come on now let's have your glasses!! (ooops!! Got carried away then) confused

:?
Pong!!

30 Mar 2004

No, he's at it again...I saw CHALKDUST! It was in...in I tell you. Right, ...if people can't play fair, I'm going home....(oh, forgot, I am home : confused

). I'm stopPING! I reSERVE the right to a rematch.....what, no, don't cry Mrs FC, I was only...no, I know he wouldn't...and...yes...I know he's an honest man...and....oh, very well. Another game then...
PING

30 Mar 2004

FRED !!!!!! did I get you ????
SORRY !!!!!!!
Us both with black eyes :cry:
PING..........I think !! redface

ops: :oops:

31 Mar 2004

:karaoke: Sing!!

31 Mar 2004

'OK punk.
Go ahead: make my day.
You're looking down the handle of a Slazenger 'Professional'; the most powerful Table Tennis racket in the world.
Now, you'll be asking yourself:'Did he serve five times ...or six?'
'Do ya' feel lucky punk, well, do ya?'

PING!

31 Mar 2004

:bounce: :bounce: Pong!!

31 Mar 2004

PING!!!!! F**K*NG PING!
Sorry, bad day sad

Wilma, did you have to mention strawberries? Someone get the smelling salts for Sappho. Looks like another mercy dash - M6 here I come!!! :happy: That's brightened my day up already!!! I do love this place :bounce:

31 Mar 2004

Ping......Pong......Ping.......CRASH.....Ping....Pong.....Glug.....Ping.....Glug Glug.......Pong.....
Glug..Glug..Glugglug ..glugglugglug.......
(The organisers are sorry to announce that the Oxford v Cambridge Table Tennis Match has been abandoned due to unforeseen circumstances.....)

31 Mar 2004

Pingity Pong (tm Wilma 2004)
I am not sure whether to be embarrassed about this thread or concerned that you lots are obviously as mad as me to carry the thing on...... Hey Ho! Off with the straight jacket and on with the sweat bands.......I'm going for the trophy this time....
Right me to ......oi, steady on Arti, I am not ready yet. Now pick up your balls and brace yourself. Sarge keep score and Mrs FC mop up after Arti, his incontinent knickers are a tad full this morning. Don't want any accidents now do we...
P I N G

31 Mar 2004

What happened Arti ????
Why the ambulance and the firebrigade?

31 Mar 2004

OUCH!!!! :shock: :shock:

31 Mar 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
What happened Arti ????
Why the ambulance and the firebrigade?

I'm here Wilma, a bit battered , but alive....
Why the ambulance? Well, I just played with Kinky Lizard....look at his post...what a player... he thrashed me, big-time, and I'm knocked all to sh*t by the power of his serves. I'm told I'll recover but the bruises will hurt for weeks.
Why the Fire Brigade? Oh, they're removing Kinky's racket from his alimementary canal.
PING!

31 Mar 2004

Ok, guys......I'm getting serious!!!
PINNNNNGGG!!!
Now how you going to pong this one? huh???
lol

*just know someone will* smile

31 Mar 2004

PONG

Returned - with a lot of spin on the ball.

31 Mar 2004

So......you wanna play dirty huh????
biggrin

31 Mar 2004

right...Half-Time!!

31 Mar 2004

Oi! Arti! I've got the comedy Gifs contract ok buddy??? :twisted:

Right.....who's next???

31 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Room for one more Arti??

31 Mar 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard
Oi! Arti! I've got the comedy Gifs contract ok buddy??? :twisted:

Right.....who's next???

OUCH! OK! OK!
I get the message Kinky: you're the comedy Gif man!
Ping1

31 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 Mar 2004

Sheesh, come on guys, I think there are only 2 pingy pongy gifs left on the Net. I'm going to loose my contract at this rate. (let's face it....it's the only contract I've got right now!)
Let a poor old weary lizard have the last pong...
PONG!
biggrin

31 Mar 2004

Oh, there now Kinky, calm down, it's only an advert (who let Michael Loser in? Come to think of it, might be a good idea for a film...vigilante Table Tennis Player wreaks revenge on Forum members who dared to post Gif pictures when Kinky had the contract...could call it Death Serve 1,2,.3&4. ).
Anyway, Wilma, why don't we give Kinky the SH Championship Cup? Or is there still life in the old thread yet?
Ping! (Sorry, habit)