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:rotflmao:KINKY IS FINALLY PROVEN TO BE USING ILLEGAL BAT
Local man (anonymous, but believed to be codenamed 'The Ferret') was hired by competitors to investigate the suspiciously vicious Table Tennis shots of local businessman, Mr. Mr. Lizard, a local dealer in comedic internet pictures, was not available for comment.
'The Ferret' told reporters that he lured the bat down by using a local a local 'down and out' as bait. He persuaded this poor wretch to camp out for the night on an open roof. It is believed this poor degenerate was not seriously injured, but suffered mild hypothermia and is suffering from shock. He is being treated at a private clinic in Shropshire. A spokesperson, one Staff Nurse Sappho, said that he was responding as well as could be expected considering his age, numerous war wounds and choice of friends. Local residents said they saw the mystery 'Ferret'' discharge many shots. They remarked that even though he appeared to kill the fearsome creature with the first shot, he kept firing, but was now aiming at a man on a nearby roof. Nothing is known of this second man, except that he had daubed 'F.F.S.', in luminous orange letters, all over the building.
Mr Lizard will now be stripped of his SH Championship title. The organiser, Mrs Wilma Flintstone was asked to comment and replied:
'Oh, fuckity-fuck!!'.
Sex God
Hello everyone !!!! I Can see the boys have been showing off with the pics!
Seen as I can't keep up with them im just going to serve again....... mind your aim :cry:
I still have a sore eye. :cry: :cry:
Seen as I can't keep up with them im just going to serve again....... mind your aim :cry:
I still have a sore eye. :cry: :cry:
Sex God
P..I..N..G
Yeah, very annoyed at being shot at while sunbathing on the Empire State: in fact, so annoyed-he went ape,,,,
...is the game still going?? It reminds me of those dances they had in the thirties, where the winners were the last couple standing after days and days of waltzing. There was a film, 'They Shoot Horses Don't they?'....I feel like an extra. But...never mind ....must rally(oops, unexpected pun crept in there..)..
So, bleary eyed and sweaty, the old Artificer raises his bat, which now feels like concrete, and serves once more...
Ping!
...is the game still going?? It reminds me of those dances they had in the thirties, where the winners were the last couple standing after days and days of waltzing. There was a film, 'They Shoot Horses Don't they?'....I feel like an extra. But...never mind ....must rally(oops, unexpected pun crept in there..)..
So, bleary eyed and sweaty, the old Artificer raises his bat, which now feels like concrete, and serves once more...
Ping!
Sex God
PING
:x :x
:roll: :roll:Quote by WilmaFlintstone
That would have something to do with your quakey shakey hand Brumlad.
More like shaking with laughter at the thought of you and the girls from the SHWI trying to take over the GFZ !!
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Wilma wraps her arms around Brumlad and shows him how to hold his paddle
Tears of agony streaming down face - That's one hell of a grip you've got there Wilma !!
Sex God
Wilma glad your joining us Friday 
P.......party will be happening
O......Oh what fun.!!
N.......Never say never.!
G...... Going to whip butts !!!
In the mean time, I will endevour to be .extra nice to MrFC for the codes :twisted:
P.......party will be happening
O......Oh what fun.!!
N.......Never say never.!
G...... Going to whip butts !!!
In the mean time, I will endevour to be .extra nice to MrFC for the codes :twisted:
Sex God
woo hoo!!!!!! :bounce:
PONG!
n x x x x
welcome back wilma!!
and jags i was only thinking about this yesterday!
neil x x x x
PONG!
n x x x x
welcome back wilma!!
and jags i was only thinking about this yesterday! neil x x x x
