we've had a few threads in here lately about who and what is "cool", but what about those of us who don't manage to be cool, for one reason or another? Anyone want to join me?
Most of my pairs of jeans are four quid ones from Asda or Tesco.
The last time I was drunk was in...oooooh, 1983. (That'll have some here weeping into their Cabernet Sauvignon.)
I wear glasses, but never wear sunglasses.
I don't have a car, and don't drive, I use buses and trains.
It gets worse: when I text on my mobile I write complete words, and usually use normal punctuation (as one nice person here in SH knows already :thumbup: )
The one area where I might fail to be uncool is music - I don't have any music by Des O'Connor, or The Nolans, or Cliff Richard, or Barry Manilow, nor do I have any country and western (well, I have some by Mary Chapin Carpenter, but I think she counts as cool.)
Anyone else going to confess to being uncool, and say in what way?
Mike.
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we've had a few threads in here lately about who and what is "cool", but what about those of us who don't manage to be cool, for one reason or another? Anyone want to join me?
I still wear my belt with the 'S' snake buckle - the one I had when I was 11... and didnt realise they had recently come back into fashion
I've always liked ABBA...
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we've had a few threads in here lately about who and what is "cool", but what about those of us who don't manage to be cool, for one reason or another? Anyone want to join me?
Most of my pairs of jeans are four quid ones from Asda or Tesco. Asda clothes here
The last time I was drunk was in...oooooh, 1983. (That'll have some here weeping into their Cabernet Sauvignon.) Erm can't back you up on this ... still have half glass of booze left
I wear glasses, but never wear sunglasses. I have sensitive eyes so wear both but not trendy ones
I don't have a car, and don't drive, I use buses and trains. having just yelled at the pc for not being able to get a train ticket direct from Derby (was train capital of the country) to Manchester I'll stick with my laguna ta
It gets worse: when I text on my mobile I write complete words, and usually use normal punctuation (as one nice person here in SH knows already :thumbup: ) Same here ~ haven't got a clue how to turn predictive text off lol
The one area where I might fail to be uncool is music - I don't have any music by Des O'Connor, or The Nolans, or Cliff Richard, or Barry Manilow, nor do I have any country and western (well, I have some by Mary Chapin Carpenter, but I think she counts as cool.) Hey Mary Rocks
Anyone else going to confess to being uncool, and say in what way? Think I failed ... i'm kinda uncool ... jst ask my kids ROFL
Mike.
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I was just sitting here eating cold spaghetti straight from the can , watching Cliff Richard' life story on the box and wondering if i qualify ?
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Mike, I own a wireless, can I join you?
Hey I have valve amps somewhere ... but I think they are collectables and therefore classed as cool
C xCool ! Morphy Richards a Go-Go :lol:
Watch out folks it's the Wireless Massive :lol:
LOLOL I couldn't remember the name of them
I now owe hubby a blowjob as i woke him up to ask him LOL (he's on earlys and up in 4 hours) so I'm in trouble LOLOL. Quote by MikeNorth
we've had a few threads in here lately about who and what is "cool", but what about those of us who don't manage to be cool, for one reason or another? Anyone want to join me?
Anyone else going to confess to being uncool, and say in what way?
Mike.
I'm not cool and don't wish to be
I won't lick arse on the forum (or anywhere else)
I won't buy the latest fashions just because they are :?
I do swing with married men
Most of my musical taste is not to anyone else's
I still have a video player when most of my friends have dvd's these days :roll:
I like my sons to phone me sometimes and not just text :roll:
I hate tv soaps, womens magazines and daytime tv <gasp> :shock: :grin:
Tracy-Jayne
As someone so painfully cool I can tell you that these thing actually are cool:
The last time I was drunk was in...oooooh, 1983. Apparently it's cool now to be totally pure chemically or whatever
I wear glasses, but never wear sunglasses. sunglasses are not cool anymore, it's all cool to wear really dodgy glasses
I don't have a car, and don't drive, I use buses and trains. saving the environment and all that
It gets worse: when I text on my mobile I write complete words, and usually use normal punctuation. it's cool to write properly now, inventing your own language however is post-cool
The one area where I might fail to be uncool is music - I don't have any music by Des O'Connor, or The Nolans, or Cliff Richard, or Barry Manilow, nor do I have any country and western (well, I have some by Mary Chapin Carpenter, but I think she counts as cool.) you might still be uncool, it depends what you do listen to really :P
The last time I was drunk was in...oooooh, 1983. Apparently it's cool now to be totally pure chemically or whatever
I wear glasses, but never wear sunglasses. sunglasses are not cool anymore, it's all cool to wear really dodgy glasses
I don't have a car, and don't drive, I use buses and trains. saving the environment and all that
It gets worse: when I text on my mobile I write complete words, and usually use normal punctuation. it's cool to write properly now, inventing your own language however is post-cool
The one area where I might fail to be uncool is music - I don't have any music by Des O'Connor, or The Nolans, or Cliff Richard, or Barry Manilow, nor do I have any country and western (well, I have some by Mary Chapin Carpenter, but I think she counts as cool.) you might still be uncool, it depends what you do listen to really :P
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he could wear semolina and eat Dunlop Greenflash (whatever that is)
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Dunlop Greenflash, the chosen "tennis shoe" of nerds circa 1976, I believe they also did a Blue and BlackFlash?
You had to be seriously uncool to wear Flash !!
But now it's seriously cool to wear them.
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Scandal... unfortunately that makes you very cool indeed
I thank you !
*Takes bow* and packs tomorrows work gear into Admiral bag.
Now, who has Precious McKenzie as their all time sporting hero? :wink:
Scandal - I think it's a Liverpudlian thing mate :lol: (Liverpudlian here too) An 'Admiral 'bag? Don't they do insurance... next you'll be telling us you've got an Oggie belt and Keoh's? :lol:
Sex God
Can someone define cool for me please? ;)
If it means following the fashions and trends of other people then that is not my idea of cool. My idea of cool is bucking the trends and being true to yourself. I refuse to join the cool gang cos being in a gang makes me less individual and therefore uncool........
Does that make sense? 
In short I think you are cool by being uncool Mike! :?
Payment in floderboller please! Mange Tak! ;)
If it means following the fashions and trends of other people then that is not my idea of cool. My idea of cool is bucking the trends and being true to yourself. I refuse to join the cool gang cos being in a gang makes me less individual and therefore uncool........
Does that make sense?
In short I think you are cool by being uncool Mike! :?
Payment in floderboller please! Mange Tak! ;)
Sex God
Tank tops are back!
:shock: Omg! One of the Warwicks is cool! :scared:
:shock: Omg! One of the Warwicks is cool! :scared:
I am the fashion antichrist.
I avoid designer labels in the main part.
Wear boots all the time (German Army boots, warm and not trendy)
White socks
Donkey jacket (with black shoulder patch, not dayglow)
Status Quo belt buckle
Flat cap
White grandad shirts
Waistcoat (chalk stripe or black, not trendy paisley stuff)
Hi Tec trainers
Rick
I avoid designer labels in the main part.
Wear boots all the time (German Army boots, warm and not trendy)
White socks
Donkey jacket (with black shoulder patch, not dayglow)
Status Quo belt buckle
Flat cap
White grandad shirts
Waistcoat (chalk stripe or black, not trendy paisley stuff)
Hi Tec trainers
Rick
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ive just spent on 3 pairs of nikey trainers this morning and reading all your posts i feel quite quilty and tacky now thanks you lot <<<<skulks away in shame
Good greif Rachel! For £330 you could buy the whole store at the places I shop in!
I don't think I've ever paid more than 30 quid for a pair of trainers!
Gem. x -fan of charity shops, primark and midseason sales!
Sex God
Can I just join you all on planet uncool, where is it btw, does it take long to get there?
I've had a bad and busy day, I'll think of a reason soon or someone else will for me.
£330 on trainers, if I spent that sort of money, around where I live they would be covered in mud in minutes,
I've had a bad and busy day, I'll think of a reason soon or someone else will for me.
£330 on trainers, if I spent that sort of money, around where I live they would be covered in mud in minutes,
