Anyone want to talk dirty?

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

Maybe....but who says zooming around was any fun anyway? :rascal:
Tis very true Dlep, I prefer slow and sensual.... much more fun... Ohhh keyboards and typing speeds!! ... that's what I am supposed to be thinking about... I am trying honest :grin:
Best policy wink

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca

Shireen , I'll errr restrain him...not that he needs much restraining and you can 'fork' him whilst I amuse myself with other meaty bits and then we can swap eh :D

That's sounding good to me hun wink

:kiss:
Me too Shireen :D :wink:
Meaty!!!!..... brace yerself rotflmao

:grin:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

But you look rather fine doing it wink

Have you seen how long my typing nails are??? :grin: :eeek: Then again maybe you have :wink:
I can't say i noticed the length of your nails in your gallery shot :wink:
(must have been too busy perving your.......)
redface

27 Apr 2007

I dont mind how long we hold him for Varca... Just as long as he is up to the job :giggle:

27 Apr 2007

:rotflmao:
Done deal :thumbup:
Imagine what we could do with him Varca :rascal:

27 Apr 2007

Errr, i sent you a PM?
go on then, see if we can get Jags to slap herself :giggle:

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Being shagged whilst being fed Terrys All Gold... now that's a plan

Sassy gets a month's supply of chocs in ready :twisted:

28 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
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FUCKITY FUCK... that dirty enough for you?

I'm gonna shit in yer handbag ! !

28 Apr 2007

I've nevr buried a handbag :shock:

28 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags

:eeek: Jags.. are you feeling OK this evening?? I have some chocolate.. you want some?

I feel fine! I've had chocolate to relieve my stress and now need some dirtiness to release the animal in me....... had enough of being nice!
Now, anyone for some real dirty talk? Or do I need to find a dishwashing forum?
rolleyes

well now your stress has been relived, how about I come and relax you a little more?
We could start with a nice massage that very quickly delves into intimate places in the most gentle and arousing way, I could then use my tongue to massage those little hard to get to places until your whole body is tingling with desire and anticipation.
Having licked your c**t to full erection I could take it between my teeth and gently tease it with my tongue until you approach climax, at that moment I could shove my fully erect c**k so deep inside you that it makes your back arch in ecstasy while my fingers explore other parts of your exquisite body………………………………......................
redface

I could go on dunno

……………….. What? Well you did say dirty ………………………… I’ll get me coat bolt

28 Apr 2007

Why oh why wasn't I online last night when this was posted!
Then again I would have been very bad. :twisted:

28 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Why oh why wasn't I online last night when this was posted!
Then again I would have been very bad. :twisted:

you just turned my knees to jelly kiss

28 Apr 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
Why oh why wasn't I online last night when this was posted!
Then again I would have been very bad. :twisted:

you just turned my knees to jelly kiss

I didn't realise she did magic tricks :giggle:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Why oh why wasn't I online last night when this was posted!
Then again I would have been very bad. :twisted:

you just turned my knees to jelly kiss

I didn't realise she did magic tricks :giggle:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad Meaty