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Apologies to Neilileeds

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It has come to my attention that certain members of this site have begun to post in the style of NEILINLEEDS
This has to stop right now1 Its not big and its not clever.
Think of poor old Neil with his much loved and hardworked TM postings. Im not going to name names but its fairly Easy to find out who even if your as challenged mentsally as davej or warwick
I have pm d warwick about this but he was not in the least bit sorry ((FFS))
TUTS some people sorry apologies Rant over FFs who does he think he is...........<<
Anyway stop it right now :shock:
Thank you Warwick. the other Warwick can piss off FFS ((( tm FredFlinstone 2004 )))
i've taken legal advice on this, and it seems all posting stylees remain the property of their owners, so i'll be suing someone's ass off if they're not careful!
i mean i'm always very careful that when i *hang head in shame* ((( tm Easy 2004 ))) i put in the little ((( tm Easy 2004 ))) like that. do i get the same consideration back? do i fook! the fact i nicked all me best lines elsewhere is neither here nor there!
<<< tuts >>> ((( tm BiPaula 2004 )))
see! now Warwick that Warwick better have a quiet word with himself too, cos i'll have him. class action suit to follow! you watch!
<<< Pah >>> ((( tm wellBustyBabe 2004 )))
neilinleeds ((( not a happy daddy at all! )))
/rant mode on
FFS is nothing sacred! People posting like Neil! What next! There`ll be people bitching about it next!
<<<tuts>>>
/edits edits edits
<<<<Goes off in a right old strop>>>>>
/rant mode off
Venusxxx
lol lol lol lol lol lol
Rant
FFs cant believe it can you Venus
surprised
No i bloody can`t ffs!
/goes off for a Stella
V wink
well Venus.
far be it from me to get all technical on you and stuff, but i think you'll find it's


some complete bollox


etc etc.
the /command is reserved for mIRC, which is a chatroom thing, so your post makes no damn sense at all!
/me x x x ;-)
(((((((((((((IT WAS A JOKE FFS!!!))))))))))))
No need to get all technical!! <tuts>
V wink
FFS I go away for one min and look what happens.... rant rant rant
<<<<tuts>>>>
ffs, can't believe you're thinking we steal posting styles! rant rant rant biggrin
<<<goes off in neil's new strop seen as it itches and chaffes a little and he much prefers his old one anyway!>>>
lol
<<<ffs>>
<<<tuts>>>
leave Neil alone ! that was the whole point of this thread mad
/Rants
its not funny ye Know hes from Leeds ..miles away from anywhere ..apparently
<<<ffs you lot>>
Quote by neilinleeds
i've taken legal advice on this, and it seems all posting stylees remain the property of their owners, so i'll be suing someone's ass off if they're not careful

MMM, is this a new sexual activity I'm not aware of?!! If you need someone to practice on lol I'm sure other people will be glad to offer their services biggrin
Warwick, how about you.... rolleyes hmm just a thought... :twisted:
<<Skips off merrily before she gets accused of hijack! lol>>
oh!!! you all think you're soooooooooo funny eh? right.
not content with infringing me copyrights and trademarks in the most blatant way, i can't even go off in a strop, cos Venus has nicked me old 'un, and now that fem_manc-cpl tells me she's got the bloody new one too.
now WTF am i gonna do? dunno
and yes Warwick, Leeds is miles away from everybody in the Whole Wide World when you don't bloody drive and all the actions across the pennines! you think i'm gonna walk it or summat? and no it's not bloody funny living here watching your team slide down to relegation again! it's no wonder i'm bleedin' pissed off now is it? eh?
and as for you fem_bloody_manc-cpl . . . . . . give us a twirl lets see what me strop looks like on you then? go on.
<<< humph >>> ((( that ones mine i made that up meself, so no TM needed before you start! )))
neilinleeds

FFS i go to fookin' work and this is what you lot get up to<<TUTS>>
I have to admit to being very,very drunk FFS and can't make sense of it <<<TUTS>>>>(((very loudly indeed)))
Well I always wondered what a strop was, so I Googled it.......
(second result down might interest you Neil wink )
and I eventually found out what it is
So now I know.
Quote by easy
Well I always wondered what a strop was, so I Googled it.......
Google search for STROP wave (second result down might interest you Neil wink )
and I eventually found out what it is Here
So now I know.

Easy that is brilliant,i think it really would suit him after all rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
The extra width allows straightforward stropping back and forth

Oh! I just came over all unneccesary!
Neil, my house, 5 minutes! I`ll be naked :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
The extra width allows straightforward stropping back and forth

Oh! I just came over all unneccesary!
Neil, my house, 5 minutes! I`ll be naked :twisted:
Venusxxx
You tart ...
Neil my place is nearer than Venus'
OOh do i feel a bitch fight coming on?????
Nothing better than free entertainment :lol2: rotflmao lol
Quote by VenusnMars
The extra width allows straightforward stropping back and forth

Oh! I just came over all unneccesary!
Neil, my house, 5 minutes! I`ll be naked :twisted:
Venusxxx
Shouldn't that have been followed with......
"DON'T YOU DARE BE LATE WORM!" worship
(I believe that Neil quite enjoys a sub role wink Me, I prefer ham salad
Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOh do i feel a bitch fight coming on?????
Nothing better than free entertainment :lol2: rotflmao lol

ROFLMAO ...... hmmm only kind of fight I want to get into with the delightful Venus would be a naked jelly one :twisted:
Bet Neil would definitely come down for that ....
Quote by easy
Me, I prefer ham salad

rotflmao
You lot are crackers ! :silly:
well you're both coming to the Notts Munch aren't you.............. :twisted:
Quote by easy
well you're both coming to the Notts Munch aren't you.............. :twisted:

that's very true and I did by that inflatable paddling pool and jel-o because you were challenged similarly .....
I supoose Venus and I could oblige after your main event :twisted:
Quote by Calista
OOh do i feel a bitch fight coming on?????
Nothing better than free entertainment :lol2: rotflmao lol

ROFLMAO ...... hmmm only kind of fight I want to get into with the delightful Venus would be a naked jelly one :twisted:

In that case i wanna join in,can i,can i, can i :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Easy
well you're both coming to the Notts Munch aren't you..............

Clare goes off to find a pool and fill it with Jelly for Munch.
Now what flavour would you prefer,strawberry or blackcurrent??? :twisted:
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nice one easy now i know. so it's a BDSM thing? never knew i was into that. ta mate! learn summat new everyday here. and as for the sub thing? who the feck you been talking to FGS! redface
and ladies please, much as a love a good old cat fight, with jelly or otherwise, and find 'em especially funny on a friday night out in Leeds after a skinfull, if you form an orderly queue i'll take it in turns! smackbottom
neil x x x ;-)
Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOh do i feel a bitch fight coming on?????
Nothing better than free entertainment :lol2: rotflmao lol

ROFLMAO ...... hmmm only kind of fight I want to get into with the delightful Venus would be a naked jelly one :twisted:

In that case i wanna join in,can i,can i, can i :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Do you really need to ask that question????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
well you're both coming to the Notts Munch aren't you..............

Clare goes off to find a pool and fill it with Jelly for Munch.
Now what flavour would you prefer,strawberry or blackcurrent??? :twisted:
Already have it sorted :twisted:
Quote by neilinleeds
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nice one easy now i know. so it's a BDSM thing? never knew i was into that. ta mate! learn summat new everyday here. and as for the sub thing? who the feck you been talking to FGS! redface
and ladies please, much as a love a good old cat fight, with jelly or otherwise, and find 'em especially funny on a friday night out in Leeds after a skinfull, if you form an orderly queue i'll take it in turns! smackbottom
neil x x x ;-)

Quickly buys Neil a new strop and gets in the queue .......
rolleyes
worship worship worship Calista worship worship worship
*Clare walks off wishing she could bring the munch forward to tomorrow*
I think Neil should owe warwick a pint now cool
from apologies to a potential SH shagathon in two pages lol
Quote by warwick
I think Neil should owe warwick a pint now cool
from apologies to a potential SH shagathon in two pages lol

Warwick i think you and Warwick and Warwick should join in too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The more the merrier wink
Warwick i'll buy you more than a bloody pint mate. owe you bigtime!
i'll be on lemonade and viagra though meself at this rate! rotflmao
neil x x x ;-)