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Quote by blueandpink
Bloke - you've just gone plural, or did I not notice that before?
pink x

No, you are quite right - the '2005' was making me feel old so we have become 'Blokes' at 2am this morning :P
Most have played 'Strip Poker', but how about 'Strip Spelling & Grammar'?
Meetings throughout the country where you get to improve your English language skills and shag at the same time.
These games may come to be known as doing a 'ShagLit'. :jagsatwork: hump

Ooooohhh Liaisons can I play, just up my street... lol 'shaglit' rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
pink x
Jaymar, you not been watching this thread closely enough smackbottom naughty girl. Wanna play?
pink x
Quote by Liaisons
Most have played 'Strip Poker', but how about 'Strip Spelling & Grammar'?
Meetings throughout the country where you get to improve your English language skills and shag at the same time.
These games may come to be known as doing a 'ShagLit'. :jagsatwork: hump

Nooo! i would end up loseing and be naked the whole time :giggle:
I blame work for my bad spelling and grammar. Have so much paper work to do and so little time to complete plus has to be fitted into silly little spaces on care plans,accident books ect that abbreviations take over :smile2:
Thats my excuse and im sticking to it bolt
Nicky
Nicky
Quote by blueandpink
Most have played 'Strip Poker', but how about 'Strip Spelling & Grammar'?
Meetings throughout the country where you get to improve your English language skills and shag at the same time.
These games may come to be known as doing a 'ShagLit'. :jagsatwork: hump

Ooooohhh Liaisons can I play, just up my street... lol 'shaglit' rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
pink x
Jaymar, you not been watching this thread closely enough smackbottom naughty girl. Wanna play?
pink x
Ooooh yes please! :bounce:
Quote by blueandpink
Blimey if I play 'shaglit' with Polo, Mikenorth, Choon and Screwtape, I'll be fecking naked before you know it... :shock:
pink x

Hold on one moment!
As the inventor of ShagLit, Where's my name on the list???? duel
Blimey if I play 'shaglit' with Polo, Mikenorth, Liaisons, Choon and Screwtape, I'll be fecking naked before you know it... :shock:
pink x

Hold on one moment!
As the inventor of ShagLit, Where's my name on the list???? duel
There you go. Seeing as you are the inventor of said game we shall put you on a pedestal and you can give us the demo. kiss
pink x
pink x
Well before a demo can be considered, the rules of the game must be set.
Rule #1: The female : male ratio of players must be around 2 : 1
Rule #2: Liaisons can change the rules at any time
Rule #3: TBC
Quote by Liaisons
Well before a demo can be considered, the rules of the game must be set.
Rule #1: The female : male ratio of players must be around 2 : 1...

.. speak for yourself wink
Quote by Liaisons
Well before a demo can be considered, the rules of the game must be set.
Rule #1: The female : male ratio of players must be around 2 : 1

Bollox!
2:5 or it is hardly worth it rolleyes
Rule suggstions are welcome and will be given due consideration :grin:
Quote by de_sade

I'm sorry, but does it matter whether his first post was swinging related or not? dunno Whilst I agree this is a swinging site, I didn't think there was any rule saying your first thread posted had to be of swinging content.

Errr...I didn't say it was his first post, because I did not know if it was his first post or not; that's why I inserted the word "virtually". Just in case. :thumbup:
On the rule thing...There probably isn't a rule like that (yet) but if non-sexual or non-swinging threads keep getting locked maybe soon that is all we will be allowed to discuss here. :dunno: And then wouldn't that be a sad day... sad
Yes but you're missing my point De-sade... who says his first posts.. or 'virtually' first posts have to be about swinging! :shock:
ok children, lesson over its time for math. now who can tell me how many beans make five?
Quote by triker69uk
ok children, lesson over its time for math. now who can tell me how many beans make five?

How many beans make five what? biggrin
Quote by keeno
ok children, lesson over its time for math. now who can tell me how many beans make five?

How many beans make five what? biggrin
Cups of coffee? dunno
Quote by triker69uk
ok children, lesson over its time for math. now who can tell me how many beans make five?

rotflmao
Quote by westerross

I have no defence to offer - take me as I'm called will! :twisted:
Will

What's that got to do with it?
.
Nowt wrong with people who are called Will :twisted:
De Sade,
What I don't understand is why someones virtually first post on a swinging site is not about swinging at all but about the incorrect use of grammar. Seems to me that perhaps Richard should have chosen his forum more carefully.

The Cafe is, and I quote, for: "General discussion and chit-chat."
It is almost as is Richard was courting the very responses his post elicited.

Yet another uninformed assumption. Why speculate and not make a single effort to actually ASK me? The very fact that you're willing to assume the worst instead of finding out the truth is very revealing.
Richard
On the rule thing...There probably isn't a rule like that (yet) but if non-sexual or non-swinging threads keep getting locked maybe soon that is all we will be allowed to discuss here. And then wouldn't that be a sad day...

If this thread is locked and others like it banned altogether it will be because what I originally said was twisted and added to. Then whole bits were just made up entirely and argued over as if they had any basis at all in reality. Assumptions were made (by you amongst others) with no effort made to actually ask what the truth was, and then a whole herd of sheep came along and bleated so loudly that reasonable discussion was rendered impossible.
But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by your above quote. It is the logical next step for the very people who caused the truly laughable nonsense we've just seen to then nod sagely and agree that it would be a shame if non-sexual threads were to be banned.
Richard
Are you just avoiding the shag issue? dunno
:grin:
Whatever it was, this thread has become so ridiculous that I am kicking myself for still being here eight pages on. On the advice of my counsel, I shall leave the sheep to graze at their leisure.
Richard

Just so you don't lose sight of it Richard, you received much harsher treatment from people other than myself, so why single me out for your misguided bile?.

Because I reckon you're intelligent enough to know better. If you want to talk to me about it, PM me.
De_Sade, leave him alone, he can discuss/debate all by himself. Come into my box and take it out on me, if you must :twisted: :rascal:
Oh, and Richard, :thumbup:
Quote by Screwtape
Whatever it was, this thread has become so ridiculous that I am kicking myself for still being here eight pages on. On the advice of my counsel, I shall leave the sheep to graze at their leisure.
Richard

Richard, instead of kicking yourself just enjoy the fact you have had a very healthy thread. Too many people come in here and are frightened/wary to post because of being in the firing line!.. don't ever apologise (unless of course it has been absolutely unforgiveable then you can expect to be fired at!).
Initially, you were sticking up for the people who were being called "morons" but I think you said a few other things which then brought up much talk, that is just life, we all get fired at sometime or another.
wink
Quote by de_sade
De_Sade, leave him alone, he can discuss/debate all by himself. Come into my box and take it out on me, if you must :twisted: :rascal:
Oh, and Richard, :thumbup:

OK...You fucking asked for it...
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ooooooh pretty colours makes pretty minds! oh and PAGE 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Quote by de_sade
Nothing like a public flogging :shock:

No, it certainly wasn't... wink
Didn't realise you had a preference. kiss
:shock: neither did I :twisted:
Quote by bertie-the-bone
Do you mean "morons"?

:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Have you read the whole thread?
De Sade,
While you said what you said at absolutely the wrong moment (having been surrounded for days) I admit readily that you didn't deserve to be spoken to so harshly by me. (Some of the others got off lightly.) I respect the fact you sent me a PM and I see you never meant any harm. I apologise and I have no problem doing so in a manner as public as my previous words.
Richard
What's that line from Frenchie at the end of Grease?
"All the gang together again.... we go together like ramalamadingdong...."
lol
Quote by PoloLady
Are you just avoiding the shag issue? dunno
:grin:

How about a game of ShagLit and make up? wink
The rules are still being developed, but it is something like:
If you are poor with your spelling and grammar you get a very good chance of a shag or more, and if you are brill with your S&G you also get a very good chance of a shag or more.