With the demise of the badger we have a rise in airstrips and
: do we have a word for a full shave : Now that growling at the badger is not always possible, what do we do instead?
Is the badger in decline or is it just the circles I move in?
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Are badgers endangered?
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De_sade
P.S. Also two dead rabbits on the hard shoulder of the A46 and a dead squirrel just off junction 21 of the M1.
Had they been shaved?
Im wondering if there is a fantom shaver around? Attacking small defenceless animals?
: Badgers are cute an shouldnt be shaved!! Save the bager!!
Sex God
There are lots of dead furry bodies littering the roads at the mo. Rabbits, birds, foxes. I am happy to report I saw a badger meandering along the grass verge on my local dual carriageway last night and I also get them under my window in the very early hours. The badger is very much alive and kicking in these parts 
Sex God
My badger is well dead and buried- no airstrip either here- i think they are endangered.....
Although my friend keeps her badger cos her FB loves them- she hates them- they get mangey and dirty when wet
m xx
Although my friend keeps her badger cos her FB loves them- she hates them- they get mangey and dirty when wet
m xx
Sex God
all the badger's round these parts are positively extinct , never mind endangered, thanks to spade-wielding staffie owners, but i suspect i've taken you rather too literally on this? 
;)
mazandden, please tell, cos google's been no bluddy use on this one at all, except for something about a badger-snatch, which seemed promising initially, but would probably have me well and truly endangered meself if i ever attempted it on gem? :shock: ;)
n x x x ;)
;)mazandden, please tell, cos google's been no bluddy use on this one at all, except for something about a badger-snatch, which seemed promising initially, but would probably have me well and truly endangered meself if i ever attempted it on gem? :shock:
;)n x x x ;)
Sex God
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all the badger's round these parts are positively extinct , never mind endangered, thanks to spade-wielding staffie owners, but i suspect i've taken you rather too literally on this?
mazandden, please tell, cos google's been no bluddy use on this one at all, except for something about a badger-snatch, which seemed promising initially, but would probably have me well and truly endangered meself if i ever attempted it on gem? :shock:
n x x x ;)
Just what I was thinking but I darent ask!
Sex God
Think folks, think!!!!......
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
Think folks, think!!!!......
does it have anything to do with a slightly greying central region, something Billy Connolly reckons i can look forward to imminently? :shock:
i can see how they might have become endangered now we have things like Just For Men available at Superdrug? possibly it has something to do with the badger's natural habitat?
am i getting warmer? ;)neil x x x ;)
Sex God
lol no, unless I was completely cold in the first place!!!! lol
Sex God
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lol no, unless I was completely cold in the first place!!!! lol
nothing to do with forests then either?
completely at a loss now? anyways, back on topic . . . .
if you're finding that opportunities re: the whole growling at badgers thing are becoming ever more sparse ((( no piss-poor pun intended, honest!? :uhoh: ))) might i suggest that tutting quite loudly at beavers could be a satisfactory ((( though possibly less satisfying?
))) alternative, once you get used to the idea? hope this helps?
n x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
all the badger's round these parts are positively extinct , never mind endangered, thanks to spade-wielding staffie owners, but i suspect i've taken you rather too literally on this?
mazandden, please tell, cos google's been no bluddy use on this one at all, except for something about a badger-snatch, which seemed promising initially, but would probably have me well and truly endangered meself if i ever attempted it on gem? :shock:
n x x x ;)
Badger
1
a course haired mammal that digs a hole to live in. The hole is a Holt, but do not let this stop you. The hair makes good shaving brushes. It is possible that there will be a EU subsidy for badger farms next year.
2
a reference to female pubic hair; growling at the badger, oral sex.
Quote by neilinleeds
lol no, unless I was completely cold in the first place!!!! lol
nothing to do with forests then either?
completely at a loss now? anyways, back on topic . . . .
if you're finding that opportunities re: the whole growling at badgers thing are becoming ever more sparse ((( no piss-poor pun intended, honest!? :uhoh: ))) might i suggest that tutting quite loudly at beavers could be a satisfactory ((( though possibly less satisfying?
))) alternative, once you get used to the idea? hope this helps?
n x x x ;)
Thanks, I am off to the pool to find a beaver, but the last time I saw her she had a mate, but mates are as good as Durex. tut, tut, tut.
Sex God
thanks for the explanation ! i knew it was one of them posts with a subtle, double-meaning metaphor type thingie in it somewhere? :smug: phew! i was beginning to think my three previous piss-poor jokes had killed your thread! :uhoh: is it too late to try and get it back on topic, or wot?
anyways . . . back on topic . . .
are badgers endangered? round these 'ere parts there's just the one badger these days, mostly, but that's not to say they're necessarily endangered? can't really help you with the survey? ;)
i do have a question though? if badger refers to lady bits, is there a male equivalent? not sure growling at billy brocks works all that well? not exactly a euphemism that trips off the tongue, is it?
neil x x x ;)
phew! i was beginning to think my three previous piss-poor jokes had killed your thread! :uhoh: is it too late to try and get it back on topic, or wot? anyways . . . back on topic . . .
are badgers endangered? round these 'ere parts there's just the one badger these days, mostly, but that's not to say they're necessarily endangered? can't really help you with the survey? ;)
i do have a question though? if badger refers to lady bits, is there a male equivalent? not sure growling at billy brocks works all that well?
not exactly a euphemism that trips off the tongue, is it? neil x x x ;)
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My badger is well dead and buried- no airstrip either here- i think they are endangered.....
Although my friend keeps her badger cos her FB loves them- she hates them- they get mangey and dirty when wet
m xx
So what have we got against badgers?
The hairs tangle and get in the way on entry.
As the hair drys they become matted with, you know what.
The odd hair gets in the mouth when growling.
But what do we have against shaving?
Once done, how can one stop shaving without that itchy period.
Having shaved the badger, where do you stop? Not such a problem for a lady. For a man, does one stop at the legs and waist, or just keep going? How far?
There is a lot to be said for shaving.
