Are there any REALLY good single men out there???

2 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao: Ironing - - It was something of hers, and it was flat and square; therefore easy for her to manage

i keep looking but i just can't see an ironing board in there anywhere silly

hwoar: :smitten: :rascal:
(i know, i shouldn't be here, just seemed to sense there was naked HLB pics to perv at worship

)

get back :smackbottom: to work :smackbottom: meaty :smackbottom:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Jun 2006

i'm going, wasn't my fault it was Dammie's.
(well actually it was HLB for being fantastically delicious :inlove smile

2 Jun 2006

Quote by jessica-r
.....Are there any really good single men left in the world???... :

jessica-r, I get the feeling your post was about men in general, rather than the men here on SH.
Here's a little balance.
There are other similar threads, this one is just easy for me to find wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/49086.html

2 Jun 2006

awwww dammie I was hoping for a spot of male bashing... biggrin

We single males always like to bash one out now & then :wanker: :giggle:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...some decent single guys on here ..who arnt just after sex.....i want someone to do my ironing as well

:doh: This is just the kinda sexist claptrap that led to birds getting the vote in the first place :small-print:
Stop now before they start to claim more rights! :uhoh: bolt

:thumbup:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
...some decent single guys on here ..who arnt just after sex.....i want someone to do my ironing as well

:doh: This is just the kinda sexist claptrap that led to birds getting the vote in the first place :small-print:
Stop now before they start to claim more rights! :uhoh: bolt

Bad red !

Now get back in the kitchen where you belong ! poke

kitchen..bedroomm..bathroom..anywhere is good......if u do my ironing..and i dont mind creases on my sleeves hahahhahaha
RWL
xxx

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
reads.....
considers opinions.....
walks off and leaves this thread well alone :gagged:

RWL cracks open a botle of finest Red Wine to celebrate Darkfire saying......Nothing!!!!!!!
:cheers:
RWL

2 Jun 2006

:dry:
i'm saying nothing, but i take it all in sweetie.

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:dry:
i'm saying nothing, but i take it all in sweetie.

u said something ...u take in...ironing?
rotflmao

mmwwaahhh
RWL

2 Jun 2006

do i strike you as the domestic goddess type? lol

:lol:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire

do i strike you as the domestic goddess type? :lol:

goddess..maybe...
domestic....can i ask the audience?
btw..what was this thread about originally lol
RWL

2 Jun 2006

oooh im sooo tempted to add to this, but i will behave myself......

2 Jun 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
...some decent single guys on here ..who arnt just after sex.....i want someone to do my ironing as well

:doh: This is just the kinda sexist claptrap that led to birds getting the vote in the first place :small-print:
Stop now before they start to claim more rights! :uhoh: bolt

Bad red !

Now get back in the kitchen where you belong ! poke

kitchen..bedroomm..bathroom..anywhere is good......if u do my ironing..and i dont mind creases on my sleeves hahahhahaha
RWL
xxx
fook off ! flipa

I don't even do my own ironing ffs ! rolleyes

2 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now decent single women thats a search, all the good uns have been snapped up :cry:

*cough* .................errrr Hello ! wave

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
...some decent single guys on here ..who arnt just after sex.....i want someone to do my ironing as well

:doh: This is just the kinda sexist claptrap that led to birds getting the vote in the first place :small-print:
Stop now before they start to claim more rights! :uhoh: bolt

Bad red !

Now get back in the kitchen where you belong ! poke

kitchen..bedroomm..bathroom..anywhere is good......if u do my ironing..and i dont mind creases on my sleeves hahahhahaha
RWL
xxx
<<<<< is tempted to change the thread to "where are the decent single fems who can iron!!!!"......
RWL
fook off ! flipa

I don't even do my own irioning ffs ! rolleyes

2 Jun 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
<<<<< is tempted to change the thread to "where are the decent single fems who can iron!!!!"......
]

I didn't say I CAN'T.......just that I DON'T ! rolleyes

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

<<<<< is tempted to change the thread to "where are the decent single fems who can iron!!!!"......
]

I didn't say I CAN'T.......just that I DON'T ! rolleyes

cant we negotiate!!!!!! over a glass of red?????
RWL

2 Jun 2006

Quote by jessica-r
Are there any really good single men left in the world??:

When you've finished with all the decent men ............................ there's an indecent one here! :grin:

2 Jun 2006

The question was about decent single guys redwino! lol

My answer....... there is one who posted right above me and several others if you bother to look in the right places and treat single blokes as human beings with needs too!
A single bloke is not for life... just for christmas, birthdays, holidays, friday nights, saturdays, weekdays, bahmitsvahs, brises, solstices and other rituals! ;)
kiss

Gem. x ps. I can't iron well either! :lol:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
The question was about decent single guys redwino!
My answer....... there is one who posted right above me and several others if you bother to look in the right places and treat single blokes as human beings with needs too!
A single bloke is not for life... just for christmas, birthdays, holidays, friday nights, saturdays, weekdays, bahmitsvahs, brises, solstices and other rituals! ;)

Gem. x ps. I can't iron well either! :lol:

Oooo I hate ironing, there is nothing worse.
I used to go out with a lovely bloke who did it all, unfortunatly his tail wasn't up to much, so he had to go :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
There are several lovely single blokes on here, but it depends on what you are looking for them for.
Jas
XXX

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
I used to go out with a lovely bloke who did it all, unfortunatly his tail wasn't up to much, so he had to go :cry: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Stuff that ! Keep the ironing guy and buy him a strap on! rolleyes

:giggle:

2 Jun 2006

Good question about what you'd want the single guy for and I do often think as a group, they are slagged off un-necessarily at times, although sometimes the stereotype is hit home with a very hard thud! *shudder* Oh, some of the stories would make your hair curl and toes cringe up.
Anyway....... ironing.....
Agreed, Ironing is evil and I don't do any if I can help it..... but then, Neil can iron and insists on doing it instead of me!
:smug:
And NO you can't have him! lol

no chance! :lol: Mine all mine I tell thee!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

kiss

Gem. x

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

I used to go out with a lovely bloke who did it all, unfortunatly his tail wasn't up to much, so he had to go :cry: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Stuff that ! Keep the ironing guy and buy him a strap on! rolleyes

:giggle:
FFS, how many times do I have to say it - Size MATTERS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Incidently I've never had much luck with strap ons - so any recommendations gratefully received.
Jas
XXX

2 Jun 2006

Recommendations and tips for purchasing strap ons.....
Make sure the harness you buy has absoultely no give or elasic bits in the straps. It will move around randomly and lead to a loss of control.
Get a harness where the dildos can be interchangeable then you can adjust the cock size to the needs of the other person.
novice= large 'omg you're not going to put that in me are you' type
experienced= huge 'omfg that will make my eyes water' type etc.....
When getting a dildo / dong to go in your harness, take it with you to make sure the base fits and don't be afraid to try it on over clothing in the shop. ;) make sure they have cctv and you're waving at the camera when doing this.
Jelly dildos and ones with a bit of flexibility are the most popular with the male species and the woman... erm... as with everything else, changes her mind depending on her moods! So have a stiff, hard, solid dildo in the collection just in case the request comes up! smile

If just buying one dildo / dong for the harness, go for a jelly or silicone one as they feel better.
HTH!
Gem. x ;)

2 Jun 2006

i knew there was a reason I am sat here taking notes :notes:
thanks Gem lol

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
i knew there was a reason I am sat here taking notes :notes:
thanks Gem

watch and learn eh darkfire ..hahahhahha
RWL
xx

2 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
When getting a dildo / dong to go in your harness, take it with you to make sure the base fits and don't be afraid to try it on over clothing in the shop. ;) make sure they have cctv and you're waving at the camera when doing this.
Gem. x ;)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Jun 2006

there was i drafting out a sensible response to the initial post................ then the normal bunch of sexual hooligans come along with their wise ass comments and random Hijackings...............
god.............. this is why i love SH soooooooooooooo much.
this all reminds me of that old joke...
why did god create men?
because vibrators cant buy a round of drinks......................

2 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
Jelly dildos and ones with a bit of flexibility are the most popular with the male species and the woman...

How true. I love mine :inlove: It's always ready for action, doesn't fart in bed, can go on for ages and never suffers from brewer's droop rolleyes

2 Jun 2006

Quote by DeeCee
there was i drafting out a sensible response to the initial post................ then the normal bunch of sexual hooligans come along with their wise ass comments and random Hijackings...............
god.............. this is why i love SH soooooooooooooo much.

I dont usually 'do' hijacking (i think)
but, I'd say this one isnt random, its preventative wink