are there no horny women in the south

6 Apr 2006

it seems all the horniest and kinky women are in the north of the country but i'm willing to be proved wrong

6 Apr 2006

And to prove you wrong all the kinky laydeez in the south will pm you so you can verify their kinkyness?
:doh: Now why didnt I think of that!

6 Apr 2006

Genious idea. smile

Right are there any horny women in my town, I bet not but I'll watch my pm box for the next ten minutes so they can all prove me wrong. confused

:? :? :?

6 Apr 2006

Somebody please pleaselock this before he gets ripped to shreds.
Mal

6 Apr 2006

I'm not going to rip him to shreds it aint my style biggrin

Right my sensible answer, One post on the forum and a wingeing one at that won't help your plight any. Why not scroll down through the pages of the forum and use some of the advice offerd to other people who have come on here askingsmilar questions. smile

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Genious idea. Right are there any horny women in my town, I bet not but I'll watch my pm box for the next ten minutes so they can all prove me wrong. :? :? :?

With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman in the wrong part of the country biggrin

So we have coclusive proof this site works, well sort of. :D :D

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Genious idea. Right are there any horny women in my town, I bet not but I'll watch my pm box for the next ten minutes so they can all prove me wrong. :? :? :?

With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman in the wrong part of the country biggrin

So we have coclusive proof this site works, well sort of. :D :D
that was me sheddy with my alias redpanthergirl account :giggle:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Genious idea. Right are there any horny women in my town, I bet not but I'll watch my pm box for the next ten minutes so they can all prove me wrong. :? :? :?

With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman in the wrong part of the country biggrin

So we have coclusive proof this site works, well sort of. :D :D
that was me sheddy with my alias redpanthergirl account :giggle:
Now we've got onto the women who are really men debate too! :D
This thread is going great guns! lol

<grabs popcorn and bags a second row seat>
Don't want a front row place cos I might get covered in the flying fur and gore! :lol: :D ;)
kiss

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

I see your point now,Peame
Gems just turned up, she's oop norf & once you've met her most of the other girlies just don't seem as horny or kinky!

6 Apr 2006

Awwww peame :therethere: :welcome: mate... we always take the mik... aka sheddy :giggle:
Take a seat mate join in the fun & try to look at the old posts to get a feel :twisted: for what goes on in SH
Just be yourself have fun & quite soon the laydeez in the sexy south will see what a lovely easter bunny you can be...
pssst... they love chocolate! you cant fail! :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
...With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman ...

:eeek: just had my butt kicked by said kinky woman! bolt

So it does work then :giggle:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman ...

:eeek: just had my butt kicked by said kinky woman! bolt

Serves you bloody right for taking the mik lol

6 Apr 2006

:laughabove: pmsl :laughabove:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I see your point now,Peame
Gems just turned up, she's oop norf & once you've met her most of the other girlies just don't seem as horny or kinky!

:shock:
I like knitting my own cardicans and sewing beads on my clothes to make them all pretty and sparkly! biggrin

I'm a sweet innocent girlie girl with good manners, a warm smile and a nice word for most people. :D :angel:
You on the other hand... are not most people and therefore you get one of these....
flipa

:P Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
...Don't want a front row place cos I might get covered in the flying fur and gore! ;)
Gem. x

Sounds like you've witnessed the redpantherman in mating season then :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Can't see much evidence of a cardigan in your avatar, or is that whip actually a sleeve?

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
...With in 60 seconds of me posting the above I had a pm from a kinky woman ...

:eeek: just had my butt kicked by said kinky woman! bolt

Serves you bloody right for taking the mik lol

Right both of you...............
Littlegem's and my office NOW :grin: :grin: :twisted:
And stop hijacking this poor guys thread, he is looking for kinky women.......
Not shy delicate things like Littlegem and me :lol:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
And stop hijacking this poor guys thread, he is looking for kinky women.......
Not shy delicate things like Littlegem and me

Meaty wanders off confused to check a few words in the dictionary :shock:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...Don't want a front row place cos I might get covered in the flying fur and gore! ;)
Gem. x

Sounds like you've witnessed the redpantherman in mating season then :twisted:
Can we get a emoticon that pukes please??? :lol: :D ;)
I prefer to be seduced gently like the soft and gentle lady that I am... wooed with a delicious home cooked meal, candle light, soothing classical music and a full bodied vintage wine. :D A curteous peck on the cheek and a cuddle is sufficient show of affection and keeps me more than happy.
My twin set a pearls set aside and I'm ready to don my winciette nighty to settle down for a mug of hot chocolate and a good wholesome book before sleeping soundly and uninterupted! :D
Mr. PleaseU... I'll have you know that is not a whip in my avatar, it is a fluffy bit of fluff and not a hint of S&M in sight! :P
:kiss:
Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
... stop hijacking this poor guys thread, he is looking for kinky women.......

We only tryin to help... honest!
:doh: rpm desperately tries to decide who's office to visit first!

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
...I prefer to be seduced gently...

OK.... no claws then :giggle:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by peame
it seems all the horniest and kinky women are in the north of the country but i'm willing to be proved wrong

Right a bit more advice form the know me.
I'm off work at the moment and have some free time in the day so just as an experiment I posted a photo ad :shock: :shock: it's gone now
I've a good set of pics on the site a fully completed profile, I'm quite handy at wording things also my user name is known by a few folk you use the site.
My sum total of replies were ................... 1 lol

from a er single male confused

My point is it didn't work for me in the brief time it was up (wasn't expecting it to) so if the photo ads is the route your going to take your really going to have patience as its been said many times before your up against it being one of so many single males. But good luck and I hope it works out for you. biggrin

Right which way is Sarah's and Littlegem's office :grin:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
... stop hijacking this poor guys thread, he is looking for kinky women.......

We only tryin to help... honest!
:doh: rpm desperately tries to decide who's office to visit first!
You can visit Sarah's office first... she's only shacked up with a northerner... I am a northerner! biggrin

Shall we have a jelly wrestle to see who wins the title between northern and southern women??? :twisted: ;)
kiss

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

peame... this is fun aint it? :giggle:
told ya... we're feckin mad in the 'eead here... :giggle:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
My twin set a pearls set aside Gem loves to start with a pearl necklace
and I'm ready to don my winciette nighty PVC bondage gear
to settle down for a mug of hot chocolate Crate of wine
and a good wholesome book Fetish Mag or porn vid
before sleeping soundly and uninterupted! shagging all night in every position you can think of (and a few you can't)
Mr. PleaseU... I'll have you know that is not a fluffy bit of fluff in my avatar, it is a Crop and not a hint of M&S in sight! :P

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
Shall we have a jelly wrestle to see who wins the title between northern and southern women??? :twisted: ;)

Gem. x

Tickets for sale,
come and get your tickets,
ringside seats available at a bargin price :P

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
...Shall we have a jelly wrestle...

:eeek: ffs! Peame where the feck are you!!!
Im moving up to the North... you comming?

6 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
My twin set a pearls set aside Gem loves to start with a pearl necklace
and I'm ready to don my winciette nighty PVC bondage gear
to settle down for a mug of hot chocolate Crate of wine
and a good wholesome book Fetish Mag or porn vid
before sleeping soundly and uninterupted! shagging all night in every position you can think of (and a few you can't)
Mr. PleaseU... I'll have you know that is not a fluffy bit of fluff in my avatar, it is a Crop and not a hint of M&S in sight! :P

Gem. x

Never ever trust a gal who owns a winciette nighty :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
"My twin set a pearls set aside Gem loves to start with a pearl necklace
and I'm ready to don my winciette nighty PVC bondage gear
to settle down for a mug of hot chocolate Crate of wine
and a good wholesome book Fetish Mag or porn vid
before sleeping soundly and uninterupted! shagging all night in every position you can think of (and a few you can't)
Mr. PleaseU... I'll have you know that is not a fluffy bit of fluff in my avatar, it is a Crop and not a hint of M&S in sight! :P

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I love M&S! lol

And OMG......... crate of wine, fetish mag, pvc bondage gear...
<pout>
Have you been spying on me again ??? confused

<taps foot>
Well? evil

Naughty Wigs? :shock: Moderators touting for ticket sales... whatever next! ;) :lol:

6 Apr 2006

Me, spy on you? would I confused

You'll be accusing me of sending you suggestive messages next wink