Are we really us???

20 Jul 2004

Weve decided to let you all in on a little secret,so you cant tell anyone :gagged:
Were not really who we say we are,(if were a we after all :huh: )
So we thought we'd give you a choice out of who we really are!!!
A)Queenie and Phillip :kissmyarse:
B)Marge and Homer cool

C)Brad and Jennifer :smitten: silly

hwoar:
Or
D)Den and Angie drinkies

So come on whoever makes sense of this post and even gets it right will win a prize via pm :twisted:
"Clare and Steve"
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

20 Jul 2004

Ooh, I know this one: It's C isn't it?
Brad Majors and Jennifer Eccles biggrin

20 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Weve decided to let you all in on a little secret,so you cant tell anyone :gagged:
Were not really who we say we are,(if were a we after all :huh: )
So we thought we'd give you a choice out of who we really are!!!
A)Queenie and Phillip :kissmyarse:
B)Marge and Homer
C)Brad and Jennifer :smitten: hwoar:
Or
D)Den and Angie
So come on whoever makes sense of this post and even gets it right will win a prize via pm :twisted:
"Clare and Steve"
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Not Queenie or Phil, as they are to dull
Not marge or homer, wrong hair wrong color skin
Not Brad or Jennifer, unless you can do the credit card thing
Could be Angie, loads of booze but Does Steve do cam sex confused

: :shock:

20 Jul 2004

Ok,
Starting at the bottom, Den and Angie - nope, Angie is dead but the pics say 'clare' is very much alive.
Brad & Jennifer - nope, they live the other side of 'the pond' and, unless its a lie too, your in lincs.
Marge & Homer - nope, not seen or heard any DOH!!!s so, nope, and again the pic, no blue hair.
Queenie & Phillip - nope, apart from a few "we's" there are no other signs of royalty.
That leaves just one possibility, you are Den & Angie and with more poetic licence that the Poet Laureate, the BBC will reveal that Angie is alive and well and has hitched up with a fine lad in Linsc area of the UK LOL
I dunno rotflmao

20 Jul 2004

I'll take a stab at B (I originally said D, but someone else typed faster than me!)
A one in four chance of a prize has to be worth a try :-)

20 Jul 2004

OR
none of the above
Clare isnt Clare at all but is actually Clarence, the one who wears the trousers.
Steve isnt Steve but Stephanie, the lady ;) lol

20 Jul 2004

Obviously Marge & Homer!

20 Jul 2004

Quote by mollyandchris_54746
Obviously Marge & Homer!

Hhhmmmm me thinks you guys know us too well wink

Clare and Him,xxx
:wink:

20 Jul 2004

Clare is really a man with a sex change who dresses like a woman but likes to have kinky sex in mens clothes.....?
Steve is realy a woman who had a sex change to become a man but who likes to have kinky sex dressed like a woman....?
NOT TRUE but imagine the poor analyst on the couch trying to figure it all out and offer advice....! wink

20 Jul 2004

Errr
Brad and Philip?
Bert and Eileen?

20 Jul 2004

Mason and Dixon?

20 Jul 2004

Why can't it be D) The dude with the bong ,who becomes two dudes eating trees?

20 Jul 2004

Bonnie and Clyde biggrin

Venusxxx

21 Jul 2004

A. Queenie & Philip: possible as Clare seems to wear the trousers but Steve doen't seem to be racist - so highly unlikely.
B. Marge & Homer: possible as Clare (i've been told) spreads her legs easily Marge(rine) & Steve has a few prophetic things to say like Homer (the greek writer) - GET'S MY VOTE.
C. Brad & Jen: possible Clare has lots of 'FRIENDS' but Steve needs to join a fight club - so again highly unlikely.
D. Den & Angie: possible both alcoholics, but as been stated before Angie is dead (or is that all a dream eg DALLAS) by Steve as he finds her in the shower - so again highly unlikely.
So my vote still stands B.
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

I know I know ... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You're the nun in the SMB competition aren't you Clare!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
dunno

:dunno: :dunno:
Well it was worth a try .....

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
A. Queenie & Philip: possible as Clare seems to wear the trousers but Steve doen't seem to be racist - so highly unlikely.
Well maybe i do
B. Marge & Homer: possible as Clare (i've been told) spreads her legs easily Marge(rine) & Steve has a few prophetic things to say like Homer (the greek writer) - GET'S MY VOTE.
OOh you could well be right,but spreading my legs,bloody cheek of it :shock:
C. Brad & Jen: possible Clare has lots of 'FRIENDS' but Steve needs to join a fight club - so again highly unlikely.
If only we were that goodlooking
D. Den & Angie: possible both alcoholics, but as been stated before Angie is dead (or is that all a dream eg DALLAS) by Steve as he finds her in the shower - so again highly unlikely.
Definately not alcoholics
So my vote still stands B.
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

ooooo since you answered my post does this mean I win?
Hopes its a slap with a wet kipper.
Please please please let me win
Wet kipper slapping (COME ON)!!!!
On can but dream wink

The WHOOSH Man xxx!

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ooooo since you answered my post does this mean I win?
Hopes its a slap with a wet kipper.
Please please please let me win
Wet kipper slapping (COME ON)!!!!
On can but dream
The WHOOSH Man xxx!

If you look through the thread youll see that Molly and Chris have already won!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:

21 Jul 2004

But what was the prize...? biggrin

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Obviously Marge & Homer!

Hhhmmmm me thinks you guys know us too well wink

Clare and Him,xxx
:wink:
Ahh never realised this was a winning statement.
Many appologies :cry:
Do I get a runners up prize of a wet kipper slapping???? (Pwetty pweese)
The WHOOSH Man xxx

21 Jul 2004

Were letting them choose their own :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Obviously Marge & Homer!

Hhhmmmm me thinks you guys know us too well wink

Clare and Him,xxx
:wink:
Ahh never realised this was a winning statement.
Many appologies :cry:
Do I get a runners up prize of a wet kipper slapping???? (Pwetty pweese)
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Ok fair enough maybe we could have said it a bit clearer,sorry,
I think i can arrange a wet kipper slapping if thats what you really want!!
(theres no wet kipper emoticons though :cry: )
Clare,xxx
:wink:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
ooooo since you answered my post does this mean I win?
Hopes its a slap with a wet kipper.
Please please please let me win
Wet kipper slapping (COME ON)!!!!
On can but dream
The WHOOSH Man xxx!

If you look through the thread youll see that Molly and Chris have already won!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:Clare it is not true
you are existing under an illusion, from which you need to be dissed
It is more than clear to me and those of a similar vintage that you are both the re-embodiment of .
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. Jack and Annie Walker

Gilbert

21 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
Clare it is not true
you are existing under an illusion, from which you need to be dissed
It is more than clear to me and those of a similar vintage that you are both the re-embodiment of .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Jack and Annie Walker

Gilbert

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Clare,xxx
:cry:

21 Jul 2004

Well clare your mission (should you accept it) is to find me a wet kipper smiley!!!
& Gil ow cud ya ...... more like Stan & hilda m8 :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Which of course by a process of deduction means that Daz and Lou must be

This cafe has become a weatherfield Pub
OMG
Gilbert

21 Jul 2004

Gil
If thats the case who is Rita & Len???
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Well clare your mission (should you accept it) is to find me a wet kipper smiley!!!
& Gil ow cud ya ...... more like Stan & hilda m8 :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man

Cheers

You want it you find it biggrin

Clare,xxx

21 Jul 2004

Appologies Clare,
Looks like Gil has already given out Stan & Hilda
The WHOOSH Man xxx

21 Jul 2004

ANd who has snook into the Cafe disguised as ?
This place is getting seriously like weatherfield!
Gilbert? :twisted: