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I hijack threads sometimes on purpose especially when I see some member heading for banned Island and I step in and try to say something daft to help defuse a discussion that is getting out of hand. And other times cos I find it very hard to take things seriously so maybe most of the things I say in here are daft.
But do I give a toss ???
Naw dae a feck lol
Quote by flower411
Minx ....have you noticed that you are the last poster on the top seven consecutive threads on page one !!!
People are gonna think you have nothing better to do !! lol

Flower I just saw that redface
I was just thinking to myself as I have a habit of being a last poster, it doesnt bode well, does it? :lol:
I was just thinking again! :rascal:
I might respond to all the threads on the first page and see if my name can go right down the line, do you know if that has ever happened before?
Would I get some kind of award?
It will be a bit like me whispering everyone in the room last night :twisted:
Shhhhh I didnt say that! :lol:
I do seem to remember Lost having a bit of a boring evening when he dredged up a load of his old threads and apologised to people rotflmao
He was, not only the last poster but they were all his threads as well!!! rolleyes
Ahhhh ffs does nothing ever not get dragged up from the depths :lol2: Oh and I wasn't bored :lol2: at the time sadly I was incensed to my discredit :roll:
That was a steep learning curve. You know the sort biggrin If I remember it was after having one of my topics deleted by one f the ancients :lol: I bel;ieve it was about bush and whether it would be easier from a western point of view to trust him than it was the the Iranian guy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . It was considered to serious apparently :lol: fair play. I was a bit pissed off :lol2: f*ck knows why i did that I just think it was something to do with showing the sort of posting i did from the moronic (goes without saying :lolsmile to the marginally less moronic and diverse, Did it help? Nah not really :D
I try not to hijack, It happens sometimes but not often. If there's a thread i'm not interested in I just leave it or if someone decides they want to take me apart about something I've posted, I smile to myself and move on.
flower Xmas time Blair Catholicism wink one of the classics buddy :lol:
Quote by Lost
Minx ....have you noticed that you are the last poster on the top seven consecutive threads on page one !!!
People are gonna think you have nothing better to do !! lol

Flower I just saw that redface
I was just thinking to myself as I have a habit of being a last poster, it doesnt bode well, does it? :lol:
I was just thinking again! :rascal:
I might respond to all the threads on the first page and see if my name can go right down the line, do you know if that has ever happened before?
Would I get some kind of award?
It will be a bit like me whispering everyone in the room last night :twisted:
Shhhhh I didnt say that! :lol:
I do seem to remember Lost having a bit of a boring evening when he dredged up a load of his old threads and apologised to people rotflmao
He was, not only the last poster but they were all his threads as well!!! rolleyes
Ahhhh ffs does nothing ever not get dragged up from the depths :lol2: Oh and I wasn't bored :lol2: at the time sadly I was incensed to my discredit :roll:
That was a steep learning curve. You know the sort biggrin If I remember it was after having one of my topics deleted by one f the ancients :lol: I bel;ieve it was about bush and whether it would be easier from a western point of view to trust him than it was the the Iranian guy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . It was considered to serious apparently :lol: fair play. I was a bit pissed off :lol2: f*ck knows why i did that I just think it was something to do with showing the sort of posting i did from the moronic (goes without saying :lolsmile to the marginally less moronic and diverse, Did it help? Nah not really :D
I try not to hijack, It happens sometimes but not often. If there's a thread i'm not interested in I just leave it or if someone decides they want to take me apart about something I've posted, I smile to myself and move on.
flower Xmas time Blair Catholicism wink one of the classics buddy :lol:

Lost where is that one I have heard about and looked! lol
To no avail
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Lost where is that one I have heard about and looked! lol
To no avail

Its right here minx........... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic******html?highlight= lol
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have noticed you are hijack queen, how do you plea? rolleyes

:smoke: Guilty!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

I have noticed you are hijack queen, how do you plea? rolleyes

:smoke: Guilty!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you do realise this is a no smoking area madam? :lol2:
Quote by anais

I have noticed you are hijack queen, how do you plea? rolleyes

drinkies Guilty!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you do realise this is a no smoking area madam? :lol2:
It wasn't me!!! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

I have noticed you are hijack queen, how do you plea? rolleyes

drinkies Guilty!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you do realise this is a no smoking area madam? :lol2:
It wasn't me!!! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well blow me - could have sworn I saw a ciggie lit up confused:
Must have been Sarge - having a sneaky one in the basement again!!! :roll: :? :? :? :?:
Quote by anais

I have noticed you are hijack queen, how do you plea? rolleyes

drinkies Guilty!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you do realise this is a no smoking area madam? :lol2:
It wasn't me!!! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well blow me - could have sworn I saw a ciggie lit up confused:
Must have been Sarge - having a sneaky one in the basement again!!! :roll: :? :? :? :?:
I resemble that remark!!! :? :? :? :?
You will be taken from this place to a place of lawful execution where you will be hung by the neck till dead... May God have mercy on your soul..
errr... (magistrate wakes up with a start)...
fined £10 and your licence endorsed
bolt
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!
Quote by Phuckers
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

What do you mean COULD? :giggle:
Quote by flower411
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

Phuckers !! I`m sorry but sometimes I think there`s two different people inside you !! rotflmao
oh no am having twins,not at credit crunch time pls noooo!!!
Quote by anais
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

What do you mean COULD? :giggle:
ill get you,is no wonder you dont pm me any more lol
Quote by Phuckers
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

What do you mean COULD? :giggle:
ill get you,is no wonder you dont pm me any more lol
I'm a busy woman ya know!!! I only pm you about your bad behaviour rotflmao
Quote by anais
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

What do you mean COULD? :giggle:
ill get you,is no wonder you dont pm me any more lol
I'm a busy woman ya know!!! I only pm you about your bad behaviour rotflmao
oh bugger thats it then,im putting my pm box on the ebay :lol:
Quote by Phuckers
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

What do you mean COULD? :giggle:
ill get you,is no wonder you dont pm me any more lol
I'm a busy woman ya know!!! I only pm you about your bad behaviour rotflmao
oh bugger thats it then,im putting my pm box on the ebay :lol:
Can you delete my pm first :lol2: :lol2:
I'm going to take steal a bus full of people against their will and under the threat of rotten fruit hurling abuse take them to Chameleons.
My name is Steve and I'm a hijacker redface
Quote by Lost
I'm going to take steal a bus full of people against their will and under the threat of rotten fruit hurling abuse take them to Chameleons.

:shock: Have you woken up yet?
I think you are having a naughty dream! lol
I fancied a bit of hijack so I found this.
I should be working but I feel in a mischievous mood. :rascal: lol
im no hyjacker... I've simply made a hobby of wearing this dynamite waistcoat.
a sort of 'dangerous tailoring: Extreeeme'
lp
Quote by flower411
i can see the chairman of the hijackers has not arrived yet lp....this place cant survive without hijackers or else serious imbiciles like me could have bored the tits out of everyone!

Phuckers !! I`m sorry but sometimes I think there`s two different people inside you !! rotflmao
I wouldn't mind two different people in me right now I can tell ya! wink
Everyone is guilty of a 'hijack' sometime or another, if they say they're not, they're too sweet and sickly innocent for here!
AND
I want LP's pouch :lickface:
Quote by jaymar
I want LP's pouch :lickface:

it's my tobacco pouch; ready rubbed
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
I want LP's pouch :lickface:

it's my tobacco pouch; ready rubbed
lp
OOOH fine and dandy, less work for me then wink
Hijack over hehe
Quote by __random_orbit__
I want LP's pouch :lickface:

it's my tobacco pouch; ready rubbed
lp
Trouble is ... it's a bit aromatic innit!!
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Quote by westerross
I want LP's pouch :lickface:

it's my tobacco pouch; ready rubbed
lp
Trouble is ... it's a bit aromatic innit!!
.
Tuney... are you suggesting LP hasn't showered?? :shock:
Quote by jaymar
Tuney... are you suggesting LP hasn't showered?? :shock:

Aaah girl, you haven't lived if you ain't had a bit o' ready rubbed aromatic....
As fer rolp's pouch I wouldn't like to comment.
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No body move, fly me to SH Towers.
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No body move, fly me to SH Towers.

I keep hearing of these towers, I have searched the whole place I cant see any! rolleyes