Are you... experimental?

4 Mar 2004

As the lovely BlueEyes has pointed out we have had 97 new members enrolling - probably more at the point of this post.
Not everybody has posted a hello in the Cafe, but I have noticed a thread running through three examples of new member.

Quote by darksoldjah
25/m close to sutton, surrey, hello all :twisted:
Not a bad looking bloke I guess, very experimental and not to bad with experience although never really tried this... so here is hoping to new experience learnt...
where's everyone at then?

Quote by kush
Hiya
my name is kushan.. and i have just discovered this website and am sort of new on this scene.. im of an experimental nature( not sure if the vocab was correct)...
im 21 male and live in london

Quote by The Bouncer
Hi
Im new here, south east london DJ,
who is very expermentive & very interested in the swinging & doggin world

Can anyone spot the differences? They are few and far between - the similarities are much stronger. Naturally this must be coincidental.
So is the new in-thing for the early twenty-somethings, experimental sex on the swinging scene? How experimental would they like to get? Have they got a clue what they are talking about?
Love Sappho the Cynic xxx

4 Mar 2004

Dear Cynic
Well spotted darling, I knew we had you in here for something!!!
Only kidding you know I love you!!!
Very suspicious Sappho, I agree.
Love
Wilma

4 Mar 2004

Hmmmm Sappho don't knock it till you've tried it .....now pass me the bunsen burner, the pippette and test tube . lol

4 Mar 2004

Mmmm, it's not even like it's a common word in regular daily use - I can't remember seeing it in the posts of anybody on here for a good while (if at all) before these last few days.
Keep that deerstalker on, Sappho - I think you may be on to something....
Curiouser and curiouser.
Carpathian

4 Mar 2004

Another cynic here, I'm afraid confused

While it is fine to want to experiment sexually (who doesn't :twisted: ), it always makes me suspicious when young lads put that word in ads. Although I'm making a sweeping generalisation here, the word experimentation to a young lad means something like having straight sex with someone they don't know very well. That's why I think they're here now. They see the word swinger, and due to something deeply deficient in their brains, they read it as "loads of females who are easy lays and who want to fuck me tonight". Soz, it don't work like that lads. Swinging is for grown ups. Come back when you've....erm.... experimented a bit :haha:
Most of the young lads reading this would die if they saw what real swinging is about. I've seen them in clubs all white and nervous - oh dear. I'm met some in person and I've often seen that same shade of white :twisted: . Only two lads have been the exception. Naming no names of course, but one let me dress him as a school girl and fuck him with a 10 inch dildo, all at the tender age of 19 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now boys, are you here to swing, or shouldn't you be saving your pocket money to buy yourselves some hookers? Your choice.

4 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
one let me dress him as a school girl and fuck him with a 10 inch dildo, all at the tender age of 19

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I aint that fuckin experimental!!!!!!!
Steve 8)
(Ouch.......poor bastard)

4 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Now boys, are you here to swing, or shouldn't you be saving your pocket money to buy yourselves some hookers? Your choice.

It turns out they have between them, 2 sticks of gum, 16 assorted ciggies and 3 hankies their mums put in their pockets.
So here is the plan.....
They are going to have a masturbation group. They will buy 3 litres of cider from tescos, 6 durex from the machine in the toilets but as there are 7 of them they will toss the 2p piece they have left and the loser has to suck one of the other guys off and he gets both sticks of gum afterwards whilst the others smoke the fags and wash out their hankies!
Next week the guy who loses will promise to steal a tenner from his mums purse coz he is frightened of losing again!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred

4 Mar 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I aint that fuckin expeimental!!!!!!!

forget the experi - just say mental! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Fred

4 Mar 2004

Fred, if that's what the young lads call experimental, I'm all up for it and I take back all I said - that's if they let me watch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Steve, funnily enough my 19 year old didn't say ouch.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

4 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Steve, funnily enough my 19 year old didn't say ouch.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So you gagged him as well? :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Most of the young lads reading this would die if they saw what real swinging is about. I've seen them in clubs all white and nervous - oh dear. I'm met some in person and I've often seen that same shade of white :twisted: .
Now boys, are you here to swing, or shouldn't you be saving your pocket money to buy yourselves some hookers? Your choice.

You'll never see me in a swingers club because I hate, loathe and detest crowds, and I don't see that being any different just because I've got my kit off. sad

(I'm also slightly deaf and have difficulty hearing people in noisy environments.) I've always hoped to meet people in quieter surroundings for warmer & cosier fun. I don't think that's necessarily an illegitimate aim... is it?