After fiddling with one bit of the site or another and finally giving in to the experimental signup urge, it's about time I say hello in here. Trahern is my second name; when I got my first internet-capable computer, it seemed an appropriate choice for my online tomfoolery.
I'm a single male (dun dun DUUUN) looking to broaden my experience. Technically I'm American, but I grew up here so I call it football instead of soccer, which guys seem to appreciate. That said, I seem to get on better with girls. I'm not a 'bloke'. I've been told I gossip really well; I assumed it was a compliment since it was a girl who said it. What I'm fairly sure of is that I'm a better gentleman than most British men, but my opinion may be skewed by football hooligans and the like.
What else... I'm frequently sarcastic. I like science fiction and movie soundtracks. George Carlin is my favourite comedian, go look him up on youtube if you've never heard of him. I probably play too much World of Warcraft, but I'm not fat due to over-consumption of cheesy snacks. I don't have a beer belly; I do have a Pepsi Max belly. I don't drink coffee and I smoke up to a pack of menthol cigs a year.
Meh, that'll do. Anais, love the blue signature. Must remember to add one for meself at some point.
Sexlightened
Welcome to SH,
