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Sex God
Nope, no-one asked me either. Mind you, if they had, I wouldn't have caused a change in the findings.
Despite being in a relationship where I am not only allowed but encouraged to have other sexual partners, I don't! :shock: Of course, while poor Sappho has been expecting I have had no sexual partners at all - even though I know she wished that I would. :doh:
Perhaps we are all naturally more monogamous than we thought! :shock: Oh my God, what a thought. A shame it is too early in the day for a stiff drink.
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
Will - possibly the world's most hopeless swinger!
Despite being in a relationship where I am not only allowed but encouraged to have other sexual partners, I don't! :shock: Of course, while poor Sappho has been expecting I have had no sexual partners at all - even though I know she wished that I would. :doh:
Perhaps we are all naturally more monogamous than we thought! :shock: Oh my God, what a thought. A shame it is too early in the day for a stiff drink.
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
Will - possibly the world's most hopeless swinger!
That is indeed correct Kiss..............
i filled it in dilligently whils tlistening to terry Wogan. i had some trouble as thearthritis doesnt do much for my handwriting and my surgical stockings were itching something cruel
nice cruise though , particularly enjoyed the bingo and the whist drives
i filled it in dilligently whils tlistening to terry Wogan. i had some trouble as thearthritis doesnt do much for my handwriting and my surgical stockings were itching something cruel
nice cruise though , particularly enjoyed the bingo and the whist drives
Quote by winchwench
Maybe this survey was given out as something to do whilst the folk on their SAGA cruise are waiting for their Ovaltine?
I know someone who is helping to set up speed dating on a Saga ship! Ah,the opportunities for mirth are endless!
Either that or their statistics should have been per week and not per year!!
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
Well helloooooooo Will :twisted: The ONS findings suggest that the dramatic increase in the number of sexually transmitted infections diagnosed in recent years is due to a minority of promiscuous people, with one in fourteen women and one in eight men reporting having more than one sexual partner in the past 12 months.
Erh...does that mean they class people who have more than one sexual partner in 12 months as promiscious?! That's me fucked then :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
I'll go and fetch Angelica!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
I'll go and fetch Angelica!
She'll have to join the queue behind Jags and I!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Don't suppose anyone out there wants to tempt me away from monogamy do they? :twisted:
I'll go and fetch Angelica!
She'll have to join the queue behind Jags and I!
Wait for me.
:twisted:
Sex God
Sappho has just pointed out these replies to me. The ensuing conversation was something like...
Will: "So what do I do now?"
Sappho: "Your duty, of course."
"What?"
"Well, you were never a man to let the ladies down."
Will: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have now been set the challenge of fitting Cardiff, Milton Keynes, Yorkshire and Newcastle into a single trip.
Anyone else?
Will
Will: "So what do I do now?"
Sappho: "Your duty, of course."
"What?"
"Well, you were never a man to let the ladies down."
Will: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have now been set the challenge of fitting Cardiff, Milton Keynes, Yorkshire and Newcastle into a single trip.
Anyone else?
Will
Sex God
Surely that would be more than enough for one trip Will?
Sex God
Quote by FreckledbirdI think you're right! :twisted:
Surely that would be more than enough for one trip Will?
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
If Will's going on tour we'd better alert the NHS about the potential shortage of maternity beds in approx. nine months time :shock:
:giggle:
Naahhhh, he's been 'done' :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
If Will's going on tour we'd better alert the NHS about the potential shortage of maternity beds in approx. nine months time :shock:
:giggle:
Naahhhh, he's been 'done' :giggle:Is nothing sacred? :shock:
Seriously, it's no secret that I was recently snipped. Mind you, I haven't been given the 'all clear' yet
:lol:Will
