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Dear Auntie Sweet...... My right hand has discovered that i have been cheating, it caught me one morning tinkering with the left one, i have appologised to both but they are both stubborn and now have withdrawn services............What can you recommend?
yours frustrated lol
Quote by deancannock
all answered easily for ya hun
Problem is ............
1. He cant go and get more BRANDY coz the shops are shut!....EASY..rub his groin with your right hand...then with left...sneak hand into his rouser pocket..lift a 20 quid note..then go to the 24 hour shop and get a bottle yourself.
2. He won't share the GROUSE .......... coz he's from Lancashire....Easy..with your right hand rub his goin..with left...grab the bottle..and pour yourself a drink.
3. I cant smile at his Mum coz she actually likes me!...Easy...when there smile and rub steves groin at same time...his mother will not approve of you anymore then..!!lol
4. The ironing board cover doesn't have any ties .......and who gives an ironing board cover as a Christmas present?.....perfect...EAST..as it don't fit you can't do anymore will have to have one of those ironing service come in and di it for you.
5. Fluffychick a.k.a. Freckledbird ........ STILL OWES ME CHEESE AND BISCUITS!...SORRY...on this one ya got no chance..she is just a tight arse lol
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxx

Oi! Dean - cheeky fecker! smackbottom
dear miss sweet why are you avoiding my question.............. rolleyes
Dear Auntie Sweet...... My right hand has discovered that i have been cheating, it caught me one morning tinkering with the left one, i have appologised to both but they are both stubborn and now have withdrawn services............What can you recommend?
yours frustrated
well you need to make sure that each hand is clean and warm then thy can make up to the willie
I have a question..........
Is it ok to kiss after rimming..........
if that is what ur partner is ok in doing then do
Dear Auntie Sweet,
I really need your help, I'm unsure what to do.
The thing is mrc and I are saving up for a holiday at the moment it's been a bit tough with xmas and all and we've been saving for a while, anyhow last night while in bed mrc asked if he could give me a pearl necklace :shock: , naturally I was thrilled at his offer and would have loved to accept but knowing how hard we have been saving for our hols do not know what to do? Should I accept his offer of a pearl necklace????
Please help Luv Cherry xx xx
Quote by Cherrybutton
Dear Auntie Sweet,
I really need your help, I'm unsure what to do.

Nothing new there then.......... rolleyes
Dear Auntie Sweet,
I really need your help, I'm unsure what to do.
The thing is mrc and I are saving up for a holiday at the moment it's been a bit tough with xmas and all and we've been saving for a while, anyhow last night while in bed mrc asked if he could give me a pearl necklace , naturally I was thrilled at his offer and would have loved to accept but knowing how hard we have been saving for our hols do not know what to do? Should I accept his offer of a pearl necklace????
Please help Luv Cherry
well as this man loves you so much then this special pearl necklace he wants to give to you. will have more worth than then ones found in the sea so lean back and close your eyes as he puts the pearls around your neck then open your eyes and smile and say i love you x x x
:lol2: Cherry, you get worse :twisted:
If I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body, do I need a bisexual or gay woman to make love to confused: :?: :?:
If I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body, do I need a bisexual or gay woman to make love to
well i would say you need a woman who makes you feel whole and makes you feel that you are special
Theres a customer I have to deliver to at work most evenings. Since the summer he has always opened the door topless
Thing is... I don't know if he's giving me the come on by standing at the door obviously freezing his nips off but still being chatty and in no rush to go
orrrr
does he just not feel the cold
Should I pounce or what?
Theres a customer I have to deliver to at work most evenings. Since the summer he has always opened the door topless
Thing is... I don't know if he's giving me the come on by standing at the door obviously freezing his nips off but still being chatty and in no rush to go
orrrr
does he just not feel the cold
Should I pounce or what?
well tink about it is he fit as you say and more to the point is he just showing off . if you still think hey lets try it then wooo go girl
Quote by BBbuxie
Theres a customer I have to deliver to at work most evenings. Since the summer he has always opened the door topless
Thing is... I don't know if he's giving me the come on by standing at the door obviously freezing his nips off but still being chatty and in no rush to go
orrrr
does he just not feel the cold
Should I pounce or what?

1) Either dress like your avatar photo when you deliver next & test his reation
2) Take me with you to give him the once over :grin:
The Minx :rascal: xx
Hi Aunty sweetips
I have a gang bang this friday at chams... and Im worried..
What if the guys that wanna bang me are all mingers?? and all the tasty ones just want you??
I will dry up very quickly!
What will I do??
Yours
Da Minx :rascal: xx
Hi Aunty sweetips
I have a gang bang this friday at chams... and Im worried..
What if the guys that wanna bang me are all mingers?? and all the tasty ones just want you??
I will dry up very quickly!
What will I do??
Yours
Da Minx xx
well i will be there so no mingers wil get to u and i will be watching not taking part lol
Quote by Dawnie
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Tiger you know what I did with it kiss
By the way, have you got another scarf I can borrow - I like Mr-FB's comments :giggle:

Dawn you have an evil streak biggrin
I do have an aqua one as well that's sparkly. But not sure if it would be fair to leave it to your mercies...
{snip}
well tink about it is he fit as you say and more to the point is he just showing off . if you still think hey lets try it then wooo go girl
{snip}
Yes... you are so right sweet.. it's high time I made a move.
Now then..I have another problem related to this..
Seeing as it's been so cold I've been having to snap the icicle off my lips
and I now have frostbite
What do you suggest?
And what do you suggest for the other frostbitten lips? :giggle:
Now then..I have another problem related to this..
Seeing as it's been so cold I've been having to snap the icicle off my lips
and I now have frostbite
What do you suggest?
well u hold on to him and get im to melt them off your lips as he kisses you
sweet can u help me.....
I've seen a lovely pair of boot's, do i go and buy them and not eat for a month or wait and hope they go in the sale's.....ty jelly xx
sweet can u help me.....
I've seen a lovely pair of boot's, do i go and buy them and not eat for a month or wait and hope they go in the sale's.....ty jelly xx
well iam a lover of shoes boots but i would wait for them in sale adn boy then u enjoy them so much more i did that with a pair other than that look on ebay for the same ones
Thank's sweet's i know your right xxjelly xx
Quote by Tiger_lily

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Tiger you know what I did with it kiss
By the way, have you got another scarf I can borrow - I like Mr-FB's comments :giggle:

Dawn you have an evil streak biggrin
I do have an aqua one as well that's sparkly. But not sure if it would be fair to leave it to your mercies...
Me evil? Only sometimes :giggle:
Scarf please young lady :rascal:
Dear Sweet
I was supposed to be wearing black holdups tonight but I can't find what I want in Tesco and don't have time to shop somewhere else.
Shall I go without or wear natural coloured ones dunno
Quote by Dawnie
Scarf please young lady :rascal:

Only if I get to help :happy:
Quote by Dawnie
Dear Sweet
I was supposed to be wearing black holdups tonight but I can't find what I want in Tesco and don't have time to shop somewhere else.
Shall I go without or wear natural coloured ones dunno

paint your legs
Quote by Tiger_lily

Scarf please young lady :rascal:

Only if I get to help :happy:
Go on then, if you have to rolleyes
Perv :lol2:
Then its my turn with something long, very long, and purple :rascal:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
Dear Sweet
I was supposed to be wearing black holdups tonight but I can't find what I want in Tesco and don't have time to shop somewhere else.
Shall I go without or wear natural coloured ones dunno

paint your legs
Thats not helpful :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
thats why this is called ask aunty sweet, she will know what to do, where as the rest of us, just plain useless
Quote by Dawnie
Dear Sweet
I was supposed to be wearing black holdups tonight but I can't find what I want in Tesco and don't have time to shop somewhere else.
Shall I go without or wear natural coloured ones dunno

paint your legs
Thats not helpful :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Cold tea........ what they did during the war!!
So I heard :lol2: