1. He cant go and get more BRANDY coz the shops are shut! well too late to drink now anyway so tommorw is another day
2. He won't share the GROUSE .......... coz he's from Lancashire well u can get ur own
3. I cant smile at his Mum coz she actually likes me! well a smile goes a long way
4. The ironing board cover doesn't have any ties .......and who gives an ironing board cover as a Christmas present? well u make the ties Fluffychick a.k.a. Freckledbird ........ STILL OWES ME CHEESE AND BISCUITS! well iam sure you will both work out when that best time for the CHEESE AND BISCUITS
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Quote by blonde
It's too cold to sleep on the couch, please, please help!
It's never too cold to sleep on the couch! :smug:
Set fire to the furniture! :giggle:
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:P Quote by helnheaven
It's too cold to sleep on the couch, please, please help!
It's never too cold to sleep on the couch! :smug:
Set fire to the furniture! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:PMight get a nice redhot fireman turn up, so there is a method in Blonde's errmmm madness?
Sex God
Quote by anais
It's too cold to sleep on the couch, please, please help!
It's never too cold to sleep on the couch! :smug:
Set fire to the furniture! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:PMight get a nice redhot fireman turn up, so there is a method in Blonde's errmmm madness?
I never thought of that, Im blonde too :lol:
I will retract earlier :smackbottom:
For now :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Sweet, if I had a friends scarf that she left here by mistake but I like. Can I get away with keeping it or should I give it back
Keep it and knit her a new one :thumbup:
all answered easily for ya hun
Quote by blonde
Problem is ............
1. He cant go and get more BRANDY coz the shops are shut!....EASY..rub his groin with your right hand...then with left...sneak hand into his rouser pocket..lift a 20 quid note..then go to the 24 hour shop and get a bottle yourself.
2. He won't share the GROUSE .......... coz he's from Lancashire....Easy..with your right hand rub his goin..with left...grab the bottle..and pour yourself a drink.
3. I cant smile at his Mum coz she actually likes me!...Easy...when there smile and rub steves groin at same time...his mother will not approve of you anymore then..!!lol
4. The ironing board cover doesn't have any ties .......and who gives an ironing board cover as a Christmas present?.....perfect...EAST..as it don't fit you can't do anymore will have to have one of those ironing service come in and di it for you.
5. Fluffychick a.k.a. Freckledbird ........ STILL OWES ME CHEESE AND BISCUITS!...SORRY...on this one ya got no chance..she is just a tight arse
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Dawnie
Sweet, if I had a friends scarf that she left here by mistake but I like. Can I get away with keeping it or should I give it back
Depends what you have done with it....
Let's say you gave it to your husband to use as a sumo loin cloth....keep it.
On the other hand - if you had used it as a boob tube, I would suggest said friend might want it back
Or you could knit her another one! That might be quite cool
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
Casanova
Quote by Miss-slut
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
Awwww BLESS :giggle:
brilliant...look forwards to your sorting this one out sweet
Miss-slut wrote:
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
a clit is for life and iam sure u will find the help for urs very soon in mean time use the jet on the showerhead its great x
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
a clit is for life and iam sure u will find the help for urs very soon in mean time use the jet on the showerhead its great x
Casanova
Good answer
What about the piles tho :giggle:
What about the piles tho :giggle:
Quote by sweetlips37uk
you are right ice cubes can be used and u not to be ashamed if its you x x we dont judge
thanx 4 that................
i repeat...its not me........lol
:lol: :lol: by the way.. i have a problem that you might be able to help me with........... the hard-on your pics are giving me
Quote by MR-FB
Sweet, if I had a friends scarf that she left here by mistake but I like. Can I get away with keeping it or should I give it back
Ask if shes got another one you could borrow (then you've got something for me to tie you up with) :twisted:
Now that sounds like fun :rascal:
Quote by Tiger_lily
Depends what you have done with it....
Let's say you gave it to your husband to use as a sumo loin cloth....keep it.
On the other hand - if you had used it as a boob tube, I would suggest said friend might want it back
Or you could knit her another one! That might be quite cool
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Tiger you know what I did with it
By the way, have you got another scarf I can borrow - I like Mr-FB's comments :giggle:
Quote by sweetlips37uk
you should give it back to person even if it is a nice one
OK, if I have to
