1. He cant go and get more BRANDY coz the shops are shut! well too late to drink now anyway so tommorw is another day
2. He won't share the GROUSE .......... coz he's from Lancashire well u can get ur own
3. I cant smile at his Mum coz she actually likes me! well a smile goes a long way
4. The ironing board cover doesn't have any ties .......and who gives an ironing board cover as a Christmas present? well u make the ties Fluffychick a.k.a. Freckledbird ........ STILL OWES ME CHEESE AND BISCUITS! well iam sure you will both work out when that best time for the CHEESE AND BISCUITS
Dear Aunty Sweetlips,
I'm all on my lonesome, and there's huge spider - I think it's a tarantula, or probably one of those that jumps out of rivers to catch birds in Brazil - in my bedroom.
It's too cold to sleep on the couch, please, please help!
Hmmmm... I like your thinking...
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
you should give it back to person even if it is a nice one
well glad you all liking the page and its good to hear what u all got to say so keepin them comming. here to helpx
Miss-slut wrote:
I am very fooking sexually frustrated and cant reach my own clit ive put add after add up for someone to help me find it but to avail i receive no response. I would do anal but i think UNC has passed his piles over.
My tits are too sore to play with now and ive had to buy 46h as i grew out of the other.
Is a clit just for christmas????
a clit is for life and iam sure u will find the help for urs very soon in mean time use the jet on the showerhead its great x
Good answer
What about the piles tho :giggle:
well the piles you need to site on a soft seat adn then you can soak in the bath failing that get help to push back up if danggle
you are right ice cubes can be used and u not to be ashamed if its you x x we dont judge
in the mean time i cant get my shower up my fanny so im still in a muddle lol
yiu dot put it right up if you just aim it the jet will make u feel al good if not find a good friend to come over and do it