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Miss Polo, i'd like to know
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Miss Polo, i'd like to know
thanks
Now this is not an easy one as it depends on a number of things - so I’ll answer with a few options:
Option 1 (the realistic sex option)
Who:
The guy I often meet at the Blackbird ;)
Lukewarm
And a special lady friend who I have recently shared a few interesting experiences with.
What:
Knowing all of them - I would say that would be pretty much anything and everything (lots of times).
When:
Well as soon as possible in my book. But I think it should be over a full weekend - just so we make sure we have time to do everything at least once and all the really good things lots and lots.
Where:
I doubt if any of us would want the job of cleaning up after, so I am thinking a rented apartment with a ridiculously large bed and a whirlpool big enough for 4.
Why:
Because I have not managed to get all of them together (yet) but I just know it will be extreme fun.
How:
Do you know what - as soon as I thought about this bit I realised it is just a case of a bit of forward planning and diary checking - so I am on the case!
Option 2 (the slightly sexual fantasy option)
Who:
Why the tall dark stranger of course!
What:
A chance encounter with flirting glances.
Where:
May be a hotel bar. Initially somewhere quite crowded where no one will notice the subtle flirting.
When:
A summer evening - warm with a soothing breeze.
Why:
To feel those hidden sensations of excitement, lust, loss of control…
How:
Starting with glances that linger just long enough to show you are looking. Across the room he watches a smile followed by a subtle yet slow lick of the upper lip and the game of seduction begins. The body language. The hand moving along the thigh,. The button opening on the blouse to fan the cool air of the breeze across the exposed skin. The fingertips slowly following the contours close to the cleavage. He changes his posture, looking relaxed yet unable to sit still he finishes his drink and gathers his things from the table. As he heads for the corridor leading to the bedrooms he passes my table. His eyes fixed to mine, as if he has noticed an old friend and is ready to greet them. But he does not speak or pause to converse. He slips a note next to my drink… “your desires will be fulfilled in 221â€. I look up after reading the note and he has gone.
Now the excitement has an edge, sharp and tingling. The heart reacts and beats faster as the internal debate of what to do begins.
I don’t remember the steps I took along the corridor or the lift door opening - all I see is the room number in front of me - all I hear is my heart racing as I knock on the door. There is no reply but the door appears to be slightly open, so I push it wider to look in. Two glasses of wine are poured next to the bed and I hear the shower running in the bathroom. Just as I am about to turn and leave I notice a note on the floor near my feet “you have come this farâ€. I look into the room again and see another note next to the wine glasses. Driven by desire I go to read the note “Take off your shoes, blouse and skirt. Leave on your underwear and lay on the bed for meâ€. I follow the instructions and lay excited yet trembling on the bed. As I reach for one of the wine glasses the door to the bathroom opens. He enters the room with an overwhelming sexual presence - skin wet from the shower and wearing only a towel around his waist. I try to speak as he sits beside me but he places one finger to my lips, gliding down over them softly as he says “shhhh†in a soft and gentle tone. Reacting down he picks up a blindfold and slowly, carefully brings it over my head and down to cover my eyes. Now I can only feel him move. One finger touches the side if my face. Slowly, softly down my cheek, across and around my ear, along the hairline at the back of my neck, over my shoulder - I tingle all over. Still soft I feel as he glides his finger down to the top of my right breast down the cleavage and back over the top - mirroring the motions I had enticed him with in the bar. Now down along my side, my hip, my thigh. Gently sliding his finger under the top of my stockings and stroking across the top of my thigh. Then I feel all of the fingers on his hand massaging, moving closer and closer to my inner thigh. Sensual massaging motions moving higher. My lustful desire so strong now my legs ease apart. Without thinking my hips tilt and lift slightly as I want him to touch me. I sigh as his fingers move over the satin of my underwear. I know he feels the warm. I know I am excited and there will surely be signs for his finger to find of how right now I ache to feel him inside me. One finger lifts the lace edging and explores the crease of my leg. Slowly back and forth, back and forth. All I can think of is how want him to touch me more, his teasing touch building my lust. I know he feels I am wet, yet his control is strong I feel both hands slide under, moving out and around to my hips he slowly pulls my underwear down over my thighs, now knees, now feet. His hands on each ankle then flat on the inner of each leg they slide back up - gently easing my legs further and further apart. As they reach the tops of the stocking his touch becomes firmer. Still sensual but firmer. I feel his breath against my skin I know he is between my legs. I know he is close. I want him to touch me more, fulfil me. His tongue brushes over me, tasting me, opening me….
Well you get the drift!
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Just how easy would it be to cosoladate all my debts into one easy monthly payment:? :?
WTF has that got to do with me? :?
This thread is about ME.. ME... ME!
:lol: :lol:BTW - if it is with a secured loan - I would say the chances are quite slim to secure a reasonable figure on a shed (especially if meaty still has a full box of matches)
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WTF has that got to do with me?
This thread is about ME.. ME... ME!
How selfish of me to trouble you, please accept my sincere apolagies it won't happen again
and thanks for taking time out to answer my quiery.
:lol:Thank fluck you didn't quote the rest of it and I got a chance to edit it
I am not sure what a secured load is - apart from things that don't fall off of the roof rack :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by PoloLady
Nice thread!
Why Polo?
it's an acronym!
P - pants
O - off
L - legs
O - open
...and it has nothing to do with mints?
:x
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have another ciggy..........i get u a glass of vino to go with it.........
u'll soon forget about the noise!
u'll soon forget about the noise!
Sex God
Ex lorry driver (i.e. master of the best place to obtain a lardy breakfast at any time of the day)
Plus
Current position, driving the sofa ( of the best cupboard to find components for lardy breakfast and/or large snackette type thingy's
Equals
SUPER SHEDDY!!!!
or should we call you Slimboy Fat?
Plus
Current position, driving the sofa ( of the best cupboard to find components for lardy breakfast and/or large snackette type thingy's
Equals
SUPER SHEDDY!!!!
or should we call you Slimboy Fat?
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: 
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SUPER SHEDDY!!!!
or should we call you Slimboy Fat?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sheddy, you got your knickers on wrong again
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