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Quote by Jas-Tim
What is under your bed? :scared:

1 pair of roller-skates

:shock: do you wear them for bed then? Is this some new sexual fetish?
You mean Blokey and Polo haven't told you about their Starlight Express fetish :shock:
I thought everyone knew that one :giggle:
Jas
XXX
rotflmao
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
shoud i throw a sicky from work this weekend and go shaging to make the most of my free time while the kids are away? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

You mean Blokey and Polo haven't told you about their Starlight Express fetish :shock:
I thought everyone knew that one :giggle:
Jas
XXX

Is that different to the 'Maria' one?
I'm soooooo behind rolleyes lol
The Maria one is just for Saturday nights wink
Which reminds me - I better put the nun outfit in the wash today.
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
shoud i throw a sicky from work this weekend and go shaging to make the most of my free time while the kids are away? dunno

Hell Yes!
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
shoud i throw a sicky from work this weekend and go shaging to make the most of my free time while the kids are away? dunno

Hell Yes!
what you doing friday? :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
shoud i throw a sicky from work this weekend and go shaging to make the most of my free time while the kids are away? dunno

Hell Yes!
what you doing friday? :rascal:
oh you tease wink
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My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
:huh:
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
:huh:
Question for da69ve.... are your nipples sensitive? confused
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno

So you won't look silly when you have a boob-job wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Which reminds me - I better put the nun outfit in the wash today.

How long since you used it? :shock:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
:huh:
Question for da69ve.... are your nipples sensitive? confused
Absolutely.......wouldn't give them up for the world! wink
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

Which reminds me - I better put the nun outfit in the wash today.

How long since you used it? :shock:
Last Saturday of course rolleyes
wink
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
:huh:
Question for da69ve.... are your nipples sensitive? confused
Absolutely.......wouldn't give them up for the world! wink
Cool - see you in Notts cool
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
My question for Polo - why do men have nipples? dunno
:huh:
Question for da69ve.... are your nipples sensitive? confused
Absolutely.......wouldn't give them up for the world! wink
Cool - see you in Notts cool
in your dreams.....Tart! lol
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Did you pose the same question to the plagiarist who stole the idea and used it on the other side?
wink

Nah, I was bored and yours just seemed to good an opportunity to miss
:wink:
Unknown User
Quote by the_Laird

Did you pose the same question to the plagiarist who stole the idea and used it on the other side?
wink

Nah, I was bored and yours just seemed to good an opportunity to miss
:wink:
I have heard that said once or twice - but they weren't talking about threads lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady

Which reminds me - I better put the nun outfit in the wash today.

How long since you used it? :shock:
Last Saturday of course rolleyes
wink
In the helicopter? You were a flying nun? :shock: lol
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady

Did you pose the same question to the plagiarist who stole the idea and used it on the other side?
wink

Nah, I was bored and yours just seemed to good an opportunity to miss
:wink:
I have heard that said once or twice - but they weren't talking about threads lol
:lol: Hey I didn't take you as the sort to believe the hype :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by the_Laird

Did you pose the same question to the plagiarist who stole the idea and used it on the other side?
wink

Nah, I was bored and yours just seemed to good an opportunity to miss
:wink:
I have heard that said once or twice - but they weren't talking about threads lol
:lol: Hey I didn't take you as the sort to believe the hype :lol:
If there is one thing cyber-life has taught me - it is - if you believe the hype you will be sadly disappointed on every occasion :wink:
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Quote by PoloLady
If there is one thing cyber-life has taught me - it is - if you believe the hype you will be sadly disappointed on every occasion wink

rotflmao
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady

Did you pose the same question to the plagiarist who stole the idea and used it on the other side?
wink

Nah, I was bored and yours just seemed to good an opportunity to miss
:wink:
I have heard that said once or twice - but they weren't talking about threads lol
:lol: Hey I didn't take you as the sort to believe the hype :lol:
If there is one thing cyber-life has taught me - it is - if you believe the hype you will be sadly disappointed on every occasion :wink:
Think we can agree on that :wink:
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Quote by Bloke2005
If there is one thing cyber-life has taught me - it is - if you believe the hype you will be sadly disappointed on every occasion wink

rotflmao
how does the saying go Bloke.....
It's all a question of benchmarking lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by the_Laird
Think we can agree on that wink

Well you were OK when I shagged you lol
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
Think we can agree on that wink

Well you were OK when I shagged you lol
Strangely - I have to admit.... I got exactly what I expected when I slept with you :lol:
(with the exception of the Mmmm noises)
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Think we can agree on that wink

Well you were OK when I shagged you lol
Strangely - I have to admit.... I got exactly what I expected when I slept with you :lol:
(with the exception of the Mmmm noises)
Ooops - cabbages and poo moment :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
Think we can agree on that wink

Well you were OK when I shagged you lol
Strangely - I have to admit.... I got exactly what I expected when I slept with you :lol:
(with the exception of the Mmmm noises)
Ooops - cabbages and poo moment :rascal:
It was unusual not to get a "ooww yeah!" rotflmao
willy338
Forum Virgin
pololady hi babe how r u this fine thursday! looking forward to the weekend? x
Joxer
Sexlightened
I've only just discovered this topic so I might be repeating someone else's question but what has been your favourite sexual experience up to now?