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Orgasminator
Polo I have a question for you "The big question"
Why are we here????.......
Also while you are thinking about the big question here is another
"Why does the washing machine dial have hyrogliphics (spelling) on it making it man proof". It means that the only time I used it I could not understand it and now everything is pink....
Women know the symbols are they taught them at school or are they secret???
Why are we here????.......
Also while you are thinking about the big question here is another
"Why does the washing machine dial have hyrogliphics (spelling) on it making it man proof". It means that the only time I used it I could not understand it and now everything is pink....
Women know the symbols are they taught them at school or are they secret???
Sex God
washing machines, easy. just wash everything on 3 or 4 :thumbup:
(no idea what 3 or 4 means, but it seems to have worked for the last 11 years)
(no idea what 3 or 4 means, but it seems to have worked for the last 11 years)
Orgasminator
Ours just has symbols that no man can understand.... Everything Pink now my wife threw my socks out and all my white/pink T shirts 
:D :D
:D :D Sex God
Ok, option 2. just wear all black clothes 
Orgasminator
I already have a rep for that being "milk Tray man" So black I can live with. Sex God
welcome to the dark side, goth boy. now gimme them bloody chocolates :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by eggnsperm
I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me (to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!
What question would you like to be asked?
Would you like this in 20's or 50's?
Sex God
'ask me a question'
Is it true you are the High Priestess of Apolo. If so answer me this 'When will our sad land throw off the shackles to again become the home of the free.'
Is it true you are the High Priestess of Apolo. If so answer me this 'When will our sad land throw off the shackles to again become the home of the free.'
Orgasminator
Polo
What do I buy one of my best friends for his 22nd Birthday today, I want to spend around £30-50 and no it cant be anything pervy or related to sex etc.
He lives at home
He likes cars, motorbikes, flash mobiles etc
I am Frickin stuck, no idea at all!
What do I buy one of my best friends for his 22nd Birthday today, I want to spend around £30-50 and no it cant be anything pervy or related to sex etc.
He lives at home
He likes cars, motorbikes, flash mobiles etc
I am Frickin stuck, no idea at all!
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Polo
What do I buy one of my best friends for his 22nd Birthday today, I want to spend around £30-50 and no it cant be anything pervy or related to sex etc.
He lives at home
He likes cars, motorbikes, flash mobiles etc
I am Frickin stuck, no idea at all!
I'll come back to that one - I have to nip out.
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
'ask me a question'
Is it true you are the High Priestess of Apollo. If so answer me this 'When will our sad land throw off the shackles to again become the home of the free.'
Wednesday 15th November ( )
Thank you I bow to you and cast scented woods upon your altar flame. Soon are land will be free.
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Polo
What do I buy one of my best friends for his 22nd Birthday today, I want to spend around £30-50 and no it cant be anything pervy or related to sex etc.
He lives at home
He likes cars, motorbikes, flash mobiles etc
I am Frickin stuck, no idea at all!
I'll come back to that one - I have to nip out.
OK - I have it now....
Joke underpants and a hooker who does deepthroat and anal.
Quote by PoloLady
Polo
What do I buy one of my best friends for his 22nd Birthday today, I want to spend around £30-50 and no it cant be anything pervy or related to sex etc.
He lives at home
He likes cars, motorbikes, flash mobiles etc
I am Frickin stuck, no idea at all!
I'll come back to that one - I have to nip out.
OK - I have it now....
Joke underpants and a hooker who does deepthroat and anal.
All that for £50 max? Where the f*ck do you do your shopping? :shock: :giggle:
