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Denise
Master of Sex
have you ever had a cock in each hole at the same time? :twisted:
have you ever had a tranny? :twisted: :twisted:
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
What are you most proud of ?
What do you most regret?

ooowww deep!
to date I am most proud of my CIPD qualification - it took lots of hard work, but it was something I wanted for myself. In a few years that will hopefully be supassed by attaining my degree (BSc).
What do I most regret, well there was one time I could have had sex with 6 ferking gorgous guys all together, but I was only 22 then. I often wonder what it would have been like. God help um if they had asked me now! lol
I don't really truely regret anything I have ever done, just one or two things that I never.
Well congratulations and glad to see you have reaped the rewards of your endeavours.
My advice for the future go for it lady ..
Which one ? ..Why both of course :lol:
Will the other 5 men please form an orderly queue behind me :twisted:
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Quote by blueis
just going to get myself an apple. ;)
meanwhile, what is your favourite part of the country and why ?

Wales (south) on the pembrokshire coast, because I take my two nephews camping there in the summer and we have a great time. It is beautiful landscapes and just great to get away and not see a McDonalds every 500 yards down the road.
Unknown User
Quote by satin
have you ever had a cock in each hole at the same time? :twisted:
have you ever had a tranny? :twisted: :twisted:

Yes and yes wink
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
Why did you pick a Clanger for your avatar?
There's probably some kind of pseudo-Freudian explanation behind everyone's avatar, in a kinda "what it says about me" way.
So what is it that appeals to you? Cartoon characters are quite popular on here.
Maybe you are always dropping clangers?
Just a pseudo-Freudian thought.

Have a look on the first page - I was asked about the clanger smile
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
sometimes you have no idea what it is going on about! lol
Oh yes - and it's got no pants on!

That's me then! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
that's not a question! :lol:
Unknown User
When do I get the DT bj you promised me? blast
Steve
easy_going_dude
Sexpert
If somebody wanted to sweep you off your feet what should they do and what should they definitely not do ?
Great thread by the way wink
Unknown User
Quote by easy_going_dude
If somebody wanted to sweep you off your feet what should they do and what should they definitely not do ?

Do's
Wash
Clean their teeth on a regular basis
Turn-up in fresh pants
Make me laugh

Don'ts
Fart whilst I am giving oral
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
When do I get the DT bj you promised me? blast
Steve

when ever you are ready babe - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
but i probably won't see you till the next munch!
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady

Don'ts
Fart whilst I am giving oral

Bugger!!! That's me out the frame then. :cry:
easy_going_dude
Sexpert
Quote by PoloLady
Do's
Turn-up in fresh pants

Blimey - what if it was the middle of winterr. Could I put a heavy jacket over the top ??
Unknown User
Two for the price of one here:
1) What's the most erotic experience you've ever had?
2) What's the most erotic exprerience you'd like to have (apart from the 6:1 thing)?
BTW... I can see this thread overtakling the SH clock!
HornyRed
Sex God
if an orange is called an orange,,why isnt a banana called a yellow???
HornyRed
Sex God
this is a great idea for a thread,,,,,or,,,,are you doin it to get to 100 posts (probing question)
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Quote by satin
have you ever had a cock in each hole at the same time? :twisted:
have you ever had a tranny? :twisted: :twisted:

bloody wish satin. :twisted: :twisted: .................heres one day it might happen drinkies
Upps not my post redface surprisedops: bolt ok ok in me box
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Quote by cu3b4ll
Two for the price of one here:
1) What's the most erotic experience you've ever had?
2) What's the most erotic exprerience you'd like to have (apart from the 6:1 thing)?
BTW... I can see this thread overtakling the SH clock!

Whilst I have done more since and some people have said some of the other things I have done are more erotic - one thing i found extremely erotic at the time was the first time I had MFF ecperience and the woman played with me whilst the guy watched and joined in. It is more about it being a first time thing - I was bloody rampant for days after that one - lol
What would I like to do.... hmmmmm rolleyes - I think I have done all of them wink (well if I can't have the 6:1 thing).
I just gave it a little more though - it would be really erotic to have a group of people I know (5 or 6) in a very dark room on a very large bed, so I would have no idea who was doing what. Maybe I could just do that with a blindfold!
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Quote by hornyred and dino
if an orange is called an orange,,why isnt a banana called a yellow???

coss if you insert a banana into a woman - just as you get going the breathing and panting sounds like baaaah naaaaah naaaaah lol
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Quote by hornyred and dino
this is a great idea for a thread,,,,,or,,,,are you doin it to get to 100 posts (probing question)

I honestly did it coss i was bored and trying to avoid working as I should have been. I though it would be a bit more like having a conversation and help people to get to know about me. I thought I might get one or two serious questions and a couple of pants ones. I didn't imagine it would go down so well - I am really enjoying it. Surely someone has done this before?
Do i get a prize when I get to 100 then?
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I didn't imagine it would go down so well. Surely someone has done this before?

Stop. You'll get me embarassed redface surprisedops: :oops:
confused: What do you think the clanger is thinking about in your avatar :?:
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Quote by SurreyBloke
confused: What do you think the clanger is thinking about in your avatar :?:

Where did I leave my knickers?
What do they mean I have no genitalia, I wonder if that is important?
Does one size really fit all?
I wonder how many other oxymorons I can think of?
Was Stephen Hawkin really wrong about blackholes?
What shall I have for my tea?
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
this is a great idea for a thread,,,,,or,,,,are you doin it to get to 100 posts (probing question)

I honestly did it coss i was bored and trying to avoid working as I should have been. I though it would be a bit more like having a conversation and help people to get to know about me. I thought I might get one or two serious questions and a couple of pants ones. I didn't imagine it would go down so well - I am really enjoying it. Surely someone has done this before?
Do i get a prize when I get to 100 then? i think it is a great thread and i was bein a bit twatty askin about 100 posts. get to 100 and you can shag me n dino. biggrin .next question.. do you prefer false or real tits(to play with or apperance) im thinkin bout gettin mine done you
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Quote by PoloLady
it would be really erotic to have a group of people I know (5 or 6) in a very dark room on a very large bed, so I would have no idea who was doing what. Maybe I could just do that with a blindfold!

Phhhwoar! Is the the front of the queue?
:wanker: blast 69position kiss hump :gagged: smackbottom sillyhwoar: passionkiss :moon: :wanker: whip
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Quote by hornyred and dino
get to 100 and you can shag me n dino.

Bloody hell, I better stop answering questions soon :shock: lol
Quote by hornyred and dino
biggrin .next question.. do you prefer false or real tits(to play with or apperance) im thinkin bout gettin mine done you

With clothes on - false ones can look better (they dont suffer from the effects of gravity) - but once the kit is off, on your back and legs akimbo - they dont always feel the same or wobble the same. But I guess at the end of the day it is a personal choice.
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blimey you've been going for hours on this thread i asked tights or stockings when i was at work and i've just logged on and your still going. By the way stockings should definatly be on a lady I love them!! evil next question favorite stand up comedian? i love Bill Hicks such a shame he died so young.
Phil biggrin
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Quote by northcoastboy
blimey you've been going for hours on this thread i asked tights or stockings when i was at work and i've just logged on and your still going. By the way stockings should definatly be on a lady I love them!! evil next question favorite stand up comedian? i love Bill Hicks such a shame he died so young.
Phil biggrin

good question!
I liked Eddie Murphy (before he got into acting) Delirious is an excellent vidoe.
tandn
Warming the Bed
but is it stockings or tights for work Pololady?
Unknown User
that takes me back i havn't watched that for years! He certainley cleaned up his act when he got into acting!!!! "Bend over boy"
Phil
next question do most older ladies like younger men (he hopes!!) evil
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Quote by tandn
but is it stockings or tights for work Pololady?

I hate tights, I always fall over trying to put them on redface
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Quote by northcoastboy
that takes me back i havn't watched that for years! He certainley cleaned up his act when he got into acting!!!! "Bend over boy"
Phil
next question do most older ladies like younger men (he hopes!!) evil

Well it's all a matter of personal taste, so I can only speak for myself..........
Hell Yes
:happy:
but then i wouldn't kick an older one out of bed either lol