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Quote by hornyred and dino
O,M,G. do you write erotica,,cos you should do!

Sorry I don't write erotica, though some of the conversations I have typed on msn and the like, have resulted in a sticky mess for a few guys :rascal:
Maybe you should ask me another question which I could answer in a similar way :grin: wink
Quote by PoloLady
Good Morning Polo ( well just confused )
What an inventive thread :thumbup:
I have a question ??
Do you come here often ?? :rascal:
Not very original I know, rolleyes but this is the first time I have encountered you !! :doh:
Regards Dan x x x wink

Hello Dan, thank you for your comment on the thread smile
Yes I do come here often, though I used to be more of a chatroom person (still can be found on there), I seem to have the forum bug now and have gradually become addicted.
Don't worry about being original, this is all about asking anything you would like to know about me. Although I must say, I still don't consider that we have really had an encounter - well not a close one of the third kind :wink:
I am always open to suggestions for any encounters :rascal: third or close !!
Dan x x x :wink:
so what position r u in right now, or what postion would u like to be in right now?
Sorry I don't write erotica, though some of the conversations I have typed on msn and the like, have resulted in a sticky mess for a few guys :rascal:
Maybe you should ask me another question which I could answer in a similar way :grin: wink[/quote OK,,what would be your most erotic fantasy,,one that could really be done,not a "tom cruise,brad pitt n mel gibson" type one
Quote by tandn
so what position r u in right now, or what postion would u like to be in right now?

The position I am in right now is......... sitting in my office room at home, putting of writing a KPI report (which I should have done on thursday rolleyes )
What position would I like to be in.......... laying back in a huge jacuzzi, feeling the warm water and bubbles tickle over my skin. Then as I tilt my head back and close my eyes, feeling a gentle hand glide from my knee, along the inner thigh. Pausing to circle slowly before firmly pressing to penetrate, whilst a second hand glides along the opposite thigh. A third hand with a subltle touch, brushing sensitively over my nipple as my breasts float in the bubbling feel of lips on my neck, gentle and soft. More lips pressing against each nipple. Now the feel of two hands playing, fingers tangling as ther share the penetration.
Well I am sure you're getting the picture.
u r cuming thru loud and clear pololady, u paint such a vivd picture
Quote by hornyred and dino
OK,,what would be your most erotic fantasy,,one that could really be done,not a "tom cruise,brad pitt n mel gibson" type one

There are a few - but I have done most of them in some way or another. One that comes to mind is the meeting a stranger one (though I may have to give a shorter version (in my fantasy I pay attention to detail wink )
For some reason I am in a quiet location, sitting alone in a car feeling aroused, legs open and playing with myself. Some distance away, a guy walks passed, noticing the look of pleasure on my face and the movement of my arms. He moves closer to see if he is right. Closer and closer, curiousity drives him to move as close as he dare, consious not to draw my attention to his presence. He sees the stocking tops, the rhythmic motion of my right hand. My left hand rubbing over my covered breast, then opening my blouse and sliding into my bra, grasping. Closer and closer he moves till he is right next to the car. Watching as fingers part the lips, glide over the clitorus, circling and flicking with the forefinger. The next two fingers slowly gliding into the warm wet darkness. The breast now exposed, nipple hard being rolled between the fingers. Glancing at him he feels panic that his presence is know, fearful I will stop. But instead I look away from him again and continue, Penetrating harder and faster, grasping the breast firmer. Pausing and regaining his confidence he realises I enjoy his presence. Excited and curious he moves round to the passenger door. Hesitant, he reaches to open the door, wanting to be closer but not wanting this to stop. The door is open, I glance over, then look way, saying nothing but breathing deep and heavy. Drawing the fingers out and massaging the lips, spreading and rubbing. He gets into the car, still not a word is spoken. He knows I want him to watch, but could he touch. He sits waiting for his intive, when, my left leg lifts and rises over the centre of the seats and slides across the strangers lap. Tentatively he places his right hand on my shin. Instead of a spoken word, as he was now expecting, I begin to penetrate deep and hard once more, He can now see all he wants, the glistening of the juices long my fingers. His hand begins to move softly to the knee, along the inner thigh to the top of the stockings, then skin on skin as his fingers glide along the last length of thigh. Already feeling the moist wamness. Now he is teasing the clit as I penetrate. Withdrawing my fingers I take his hand and finger for finger guide him into me. Just has he begins to find his own rhythm, I grasp his hand and draw his fingers to my lips. Sliding my tongue down his fingers before sucking each finger that had penertated and then guiding his hand back to the warmth within. Now pulling his head to the exposed breast, his lips tease the nipple. The only sound is the breathing and gasps of pleasure.
Well that's how it starts anyway.
Hmmm, reminds me of the song by the Eurhythmics
"Love is a stranger in an open car,
To tempt you in and drive you far away"
I've never thought of it as a dogging anthem before wink
biggrin
SA
XXX
Quote by PoloLady
Best music to shag to?
If it is someone warm, soft and attentive - then it has to be Al Green...

saw Al Green in the 80's - excellent live!
having just read your fantasy with a stranger post, all I can say is 'take me to your river', pololady.
Quote by blueis
having just read your fantasy with a stranger post, all I can say is 'take me to your river', pololady.

I am sorry I don't have a river, but I do have a fishpond in the garden lol :lol: :lol:
wink
i,m new ere but like to say hya to you :wary:
Quote by 5exy1
i,m new ere but like to say hya to you :wary:

Why thank you and hello to you too smile , I hope you are having fun.
hya i,m having fun in the forums but still waiting to have lots of fun biggrin
Ok my question:
Who is/was THE most inspirational figure in your life?Could be anyone from your life or history,art,literature music..................
My Dad - for all sorts of reasons.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Ok my question:
Who is/was THE most inspirational figure in your life?Could be anyone from your life or history,art,literature music..................

Someone I worked with when I was quite young. There is no point in tell you who they were, nobody will know them (at least I doubt it). But He inspired me to do what I wanted and be my own person. He showed me what I was capable of achieving in life - he was my mentor. I owe him so much.
Quote by PoloLady
Ok my question:
Who is/was THE most inspirational figure in your life?Could be anyone from your life or history,art,literature music..................

Someone I worked with when I was quite young. There is no point in tell you who they were, nobody will know them (at least I doubt it). But He inspired me to do what I wanted and be my own person. He showed me what I was capable of achieving in life - he was my mentor. I owe him so much.
That is such a cool answer.I believe we all have someone like that in our find them,some dont.
Thanks for that
Quote by Lazeeboy
That is such a cool answer.I believe we all have someone like that in our find them,some dont.
Thanks for that

I beleive alot of people just don't realise who 'that' person is, at least not whilst they have them and the sad thing is.... some then never realise what 'that' person did for them even after they have gone.
I have to admit, I learnt to appreciate more about what my mentor did for me in reflection (looking back). I knew they were helping me at the time, just how much didn't become clear until later in my life.
Can I have a more light hearted question lol
The danger with a post like this is that you could ask a question that was asked before, but that will only happen if you're me and can't be arsed to read them all!
So, Hi again PL wave
Have you travelled? And if so, where to and what was your favourite destination/memory?
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Have you travelled? And if so, where to and what was your favourite destination/memory?

Yes I have travelled to a few places (you could say I have been around lol )
Favourite destination/memory .......
25 young women on a coach travelling around europe on a womens american football tour. Good god I bet it was 15 years ago now :shock: but oh did we have some fun wink . What suprised us most was none of us got arrested in any of the bars and nightclubs we decended upon.
We thrashed the germans :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry any german users).
Quote by Scandal
Morecambe or Wise?
Corbett or Barker?
Fry or Laurie?
Dudley Cook or Peter Moore?
Reeves or Mortimer?
Punt or Dennis?
Richard or Judy?
Butter or Marg?

Morcombe - never been to wise so I don't know what it is like! lol
Barker, coss he was a genious in his own right.
Fry - much drier sense of humour.
Dudley Moore - coss he could never keep a straight face.
Reeves - coss I fancy him redface
Punt - coss it almost sounds rude :shock:
Richard - just because you gotta laugh at his classic comments that drive Judy insane.
Butter - unless it is flora buttery (which is what I usually buy)
Quote by Scandal
Oh yeah forgot............
Mr Fawlty or Manuel?

Would I be forgiven if I said anything other than Manuel??????
Manuel - because he is sooooo eager to please wink
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Daddy or chips?

chips
though I actually only have chips around once every two or three months.
Quote by wildwilly
Daddy or Mummy?

Oww that is a bloody hard one rolleyes - they both drive me insane mad
OK after some thought - mummy - because she asks me for less favours. lol
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Can you believe it's not butter?

I know it's not butter - but it tastes pretty much the same smile
hmmm confused no more questions for me today. Better check again later.