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great, (but not the falling over bit lol), any job vacancies
Stockings and you like younger men, god I wish I was in the Midlands and not stuck out on the arse and of england (i.e. Cornwall) Things are Soooo Dead in the winter.
Phil (if your ever in the area!!!! :love: )
Sally James or Suzi Quatro?
A fantasy that came flooding back to me tonight in the car, my son wondered what the far off look in my eyes was as we nearly crashed into a pensioner in a Micra
p.s I am allowed both its my fantasy, but you must choose.. :twisted:
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Sally James or Suzi Quatro?
A fantasy that came flooding back to me tonight in the car, my son wondered what the far off look in my eyes was as we nearly crashed into a pensioner in a Micra
p.s I am allowed both its my fantasy, but you must choose.. :twisted:

Sally James - was a huge Tiswas fan and even at such a young age I knew there was something about a cleavage in a leather waistcoat that would be interesting to men.
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What shall I have for my tea?

What did you have for your tea ? :lickface:
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What shall I have for my tea?

What did you have for your tea ? :lickface:
Tuna and 3 bean salad with rice - with some of those tiny cocktail onions thrown in and I made a vinigarette dressing. It wasn't planned that way, it was a case of what I could find in the cupboard.
Sounds delish !
How are you feeling today after that horrendous hangover ?
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Sounds delish !
How are you feeling today after that horrendous hangover ?

well i still had a touch of it till lunchtime today - I tried everything but eventually it went.
hey this is post 99 - I hope the next question is one of some importance as it will be a memorable event!
Has this all been worth it - getting to 100 I mean ??
That's the best I can come up with at this time of nite....my brain is in shutdown....can't seem to move away from the computer screen and keyboard
Do you have any questions for me ?
He says aiming for 200 posts
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I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Ok, where does the white go when the snow melts????
Good question and never thought of that before :laughabove:
Shaved or Onatural
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Has this all been worth it - getting to 100 I mean ??
That's the best I can come up with at this time of nite....my brain is in shutdown....can't seem to move away from the computer screen and keyboard

Whilst the aim wasn't to get to 100 - here it is my 100th post. Has it been worth it? I have really enjoyed this thread and hope some of you will try it. Listen to me I sound like it is the end of an era. I hope the questions don't stop, though I realise they will gradually slow and fizzle away. It has suprised me that many of you just are not as nosey as I am lol
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I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Ok, where does the white go when the snow melts????
I could be a swot and find out the actual reason the whitness disappears as the molicule structure changes - but I can't be bothered - it's friday!
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Shaved or Onatural

shaved
redface
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How's your hangover today?
I'm so glas you've continued with your "an audience with" as I was just gonna ask for volunteers for a new "Audience"

praise the lord - the hangover finally disappeared yesturday afternoon!!!!!
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praise the lord - the hangover finally disappeared yesturday afternoon!!!!!

In that case, fancy a Don Revie? :cheers:
I fancy lots of things right now - but most of them are in trousers lol :lol: :lol:
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So have you got anything sexy planned for the weekend then?
And if you had a choice would it be:
M/f
f/f
mmf
mff
group
club or private party?

Yes I do have something sexy planned for the weekend - with a bit of kinky roleplay involved. You can ask me how it went next week lol
If I had a choice???? hmmmm???? That's difficult, there are some of my male friends I prefer to play with 1 on 1, there are some friends (male and female) I love having 3somes with (MMF or MFF) and there are times when you just wish they were all together to have a group thing. So I guess the choice would depend on who else was involved, but as the fantasy, it would have to be blindfolded in the middle of a group!
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If you had one wish, what would it be ??

Be the sole winner of a trebble roll-over lottery draw - shallow I know. Money can't bring you happiness, but it makes you comfortable whilst you look.
favourite type of music and best tune to shag to ?
sorry if you've posted this already - i'm sure music was a recent thread.
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favourite type of music and best tune to shag to ?
sorry if you've posted this already - i'm sure music was a recent thread.

Best music to shag to?
If it is someone warm, soft and attentive - then it has to be Al Green
If it is frantic rampant - I think Muse, Hysteria might be a good one
If it is a big group orgy - it has to be that porn type jazzy stuff, just for the laugh of it
But isn't the best music to listen to when shagging, the natural rhythm of bodies pounding together with a slightly wet sound, accompanied by pants and moans! lol
Well It was good whilst it lasted, but it appears this thread is coming to an end. The questions are far and few between now. (Probably all you gits that said it was such a good thread - you put a jinx on it!!!!! lol )
I am suprised that I have not had to expose to much of my soul and the questions have been pretty straight forward (appart from the one about the snow confused ) and I have tried to give straight forward answers. redface rolleyes wink
Feel free to post a question, should you suddenly think of something you forgot to ask, I will still check to ensure you get a post in reply.
A big THANK YOUto all of you that kept me entertained reading your questions. :wink: biggrin
Good Morning Polo ( well just confused )
What an inventive thread :thumbup:
I have a question ??
Do you come here often ?? :rascal:
Not very original I know, rolleyes but this is the first time I have encountered you !! :doh:
Regards Dan x x x wink
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So have you got anything sexy planned for the weekend then?
And if you had a choice would it be:
M/f
f/f
mmf
mff
group
club or private party?

Yes I do have something sexy planned for the weekend - with a bit of kinky roleplay involved. You can ask me how it went next week lol
Erm no you don't not just yet!!
So cum on then........ how did it go? :lol:
Well all the plans changed at the last minute (ain't that just the way confused ) but no need for sad faces, something always seems to turn-up when you least expect it. I went to go and see a friend in Derby for a bit of 1 on 1 attention wink .
Yes it was good, yes I am bloody knackered now and sightly sore in a few places! :shock: redface
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Good Morning Polo ( well just confused )
What an inventive thread :thumbup:
I have a question ??
Do you come here often ?? :rascal:
Not very original I know, rolleyes but this is the first time I have encountered you !! :doh:
Regards Dan x x x wink

Hello Dan, thank you for your comment on the thread smile
Yes I do come here often, though I used to be more of a chatroom person (still can be found on there), I seem to have the forum bug now and have gradually become addicted.
Don't worry about being original, this is all about asking anything you would like to know about me. Although I must say, I still don't consider that we have really had an encounter - well not a close one of the third kind :wink:
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favourite type of music and best tune to shag to ?
sorry if you've posted this already - i'm sure music was a recent thread.

Best music to shag to?
If it is someone warm, soft and attentive - then it has to be Al Green
If it is frantic rampant - I think Muse, Hysteria might be a good one
If it is a big group orgy - it has to be that porn type jazzy stuff, just for the laugh of it
But isn't the best music to listen to when shagging, the natural rhythm of bodies pounding together with a slightly wet sound, accompanied by pants and moans! lolwe shagged whilst "butterflies to hurricanes"was on..works very well biggrinnext question,,,do you like your nipples sucked or nibbled!
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Dnext question,,,do you like your nipples sucked or nibbled!

Both Please :rascal:
Starting with a soft light touch gliding over to tease and excite with anticipation, followed by a gentle caress. A sensual touch of the tongue, before the lips connect and slowly firm around the nipple. The tongue teasing and the mouth sucking more and more passionately, feeling the subtle grip and pull as the sucking and kissing turns to tender biting and nibbling.
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Dnext question,,,do you like your nipples sucked or nibbled!

Both Please :rascal:
Starting with a soft light touch gliding over to tease and excite with anticipation, followed by a gentle caress. A sensual touch of the tongue, before the lips connect and slowly firm around the nipple. The tongue teasing and the mouth sucking more and more passionately, feeling the subtle grip and pull as the sucking and kissing turns to tender biting and nibbling.O,M,G. do you write erotica,,cos you should do! only expected a short answer,now im gonna have to "see" to myself :P :P :P