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How do Lib Dems reproduce?
Quote by Scandal
Right Ms PoloLady I've run out of questions to ask you, you know few drinks in the bar kinda chit chat and it's got to the stage in the proceedings where we "get to the point" lol so here goes.....
Who took that pic?
What size are they?
Do you like to be undressed slowly and sensually?
What's your favorite underwear?
Cards on table..................
yippeeeeeee - I like to the point questions
Who took the pic? I am not quite sure - but it was one of two people
What size - 42E (though I think they might be shrinking due to lack of attention and almost down to a DD now :cry: )
Do I like to be undressed slowly - hell yes - good anticipating build up
Fav underwear - none - remember Pants Off Legs Open :lol: Appart from that - what a suprise to expect to feel the crotch of the knickers and instead you find - soft, warm, wet flesh :twisted:
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Quote by Scandal
How do Lib Dems reproduce?
They get fooked by the Tories and Labour every time?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Cracking up here
Sex God
Will that woman on the car credit advert ever stop saying "Yas"? 
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Quote by PoloLady
Will that woman on the car credit advert ever stop saying "Yas"?
or 'yes' even????
I think she will eventually!
I don't mind if she says "yes", I just wanna know what "yas" is all about.
Quote by PoloLady
I keep checking just in case someone has thought of a new question, but I guess this thread is now gasping it's last breath.
After all once it gets to over 4-5 pages - it starts getting too much to read.
When are yougoing to allow me to come down and take some P.O.L.O. piccys? :twisted:
New batteries in camera (spares at the ready)
64MB card, cleared and waiting.
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When are yougoing to allow me to come down and take some P.O.L.O. piccys? :twisted:
New batteries in camera (spares at the ready)
64MB card, cleared and waiting.
Now do I post a serious reply to this or a not so serious one
?Shall we meet half way and do some outdoor in nature ones - I think the cold air will make the nipple-shots more flattering
:lol: :lol: PS - you better pm me for the more serious answer - :lol:
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Christmas is on its way - if you were the Queen Polo Lady what would say in your speech to the nation at 3pm on Christmas day?
As I address you, my nation, I truely hope you are enjoying stuffing your faces and half way to getting bladdered.
Feel no shame in telling your smelly old auntie that book tokens went out with the arc and letting your strange uncle know that the same joke is not funny 6 years in a row.
Look forward to a year went hotel rates will be reduced and sex toys will be available on the NHS.
Reflect upon your achievements in the departing year and make sure you make better plans next time.
Remember those less fortunate than you at this time of year, the elderly and the lonely. Think of the joy you could bring them by inviting one into your home and your bed.
With all the wars in the world, we have a duty to even out the balance and make more love. I will certainly be doing my part for the nation in relation to evening out the balance.
Make time everyday to make someone laugh, when the world is a happier place it is easier to get lucky.
Consider checking the batteries in the digi-camcorder now, that way when everyone is really rat-arsed and start to do really stupid things you could get £200 from 'you've been framed'.
God (or whatever) bless you all.
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Ouch!
All the wit and vitriol of a latterday Oscar.
Why thank you, to be compared to such a literary genious, your words are too kind. Though I don't consider myself to be a bitter person, or did you mean sulphuric acid (also vitriol)
M'lady I am undone by your command of your bastardised but still somehow flowing prose.
I remain M'am, therefore,your ignorant servant
Lb
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I am M'am as ever your willing servant.
Then stop making statements and ask a question
:lol: :lol:Ok here we go then:
Whilst rummaging thruugh my CDs i discover that my ex has nicked my copy of "Blue lines" And also rendered my "20 Mo town Greats" i go round and break her door down, and demand recompense?
Your advice ,as ever woukd be greatly appreciated.
Ithankyou
Lb
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I am M'am as ever your willing servant.
Then stop making statements and ask a question
:lol: :lol:Ok here we go then:
Whilst rummaging thruugh my CDs i discover that my ex has nicked my copy of "Blue lines" And also rendered my "20 Mo town Greats" i go round and break her door down, and demand recompense?
Your advice ,as ever woukd be greatly appreciated.
Ithankyou
Lb
Still not quite got the hang of the type of question - but at least it is a question this time :lol: and so it should be replied to......
My answer:
Go to HMV and replace them!
Get over it, let it go, get on with the rest of your life. Whilst you are finding excuses to keep her in your life... you don't have one!
It's two CD's - they are old releases so are likely to be reduced! If you still find you can't afford them, it is the perfect time of year to drop hints to friends and family that you hope you find record tokens under the crimbo tree!
