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How many coconut shells can an unladen swallow carry :confused:
remembers to put tool kit in limo boot while working in leicester next week) 
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Can some one PM me rapid but detailed instructions on how to install a bathroom suite.
Get the Yellow Pages and look under plumbers, dial the number and Hey Presto! :giggle:
Isn't Hey Prestolisted under Magicians and Party Entertainers?
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How many coconut shells can an unladen swallow carry :confused:
How many swallows would it take to unladen your nuts
:twisted:African or European ?
Dear PoloLady
Im a member of another non swinging site
I get a lot of pms mainly from Russian laydeez who want to use my Black&Decker
However this delightful wisp of a thing tells me she likes my 'structure'. :rose: A texture she has about me is fine & she wants to vigorously marry me & have the babies.
I have sent her enough money so she can catch the next flight over & stay in the Hilton so she can freshen up before getting in the limo to meet me at my local...
The only problem I have is the fact... erm... I... I love DIY & always complete the job to satisfaction... but I have never had an erection before!
But she likes my structure... what do I do when she comes down the Dog & Duck?
Please help me soon
I sent her the cash last year she should have got it now & will be here any minute!!!
Thankyou
redpantherman...
This is confidential aint it! :shock:
Im a member of another non swinging site
I get a lot of pms mainly from Russian laydeez who want to use my Black&Decker
However this delightful wisp of a thing tells me she likes my 'structure'. :rose: A texture she has about me is fine & she wants to vigorously marry me & have the babies.
I have sent her enough money so she can catch the next flight over & stay in the Hilton so she can freshen up before getting in the limo to meet me at my local...
The only problem I have is the fact... erm... I... I love DIY & always complete the job to satisfaction... but I have never had an erection before!
But she likes my structure... what do I do when she comes down the Dog & Duck?
Please help me soon
I sent her the cash last year she should have got it now & will be here any minute!!!
Thankyou
redpantherman...
This is confidential aint it! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ask me a question!..............................................
Can some one PM me rapid but detailed instructions on how to install a bathroom suite.
Get the Yellow Pages and look under plumbers, dial the number and hey presto! :giggle:
:fuckinghell: OI SASS YOUR NOT THE AGONY AUNTIE
:smackbottom: Quote by redpantherman
Ask me a question!..............................................
Can some one PM me rapid but detailed instructions on how to install a bathroom suite.
Get the Yellow Pages and look under plumbers, dial the number and hey presto! :giggle:
:fuckinghell: OI SASS YOUR NOT THE AGONY AUNTIE
:smackbottom:My bad
:smackbottom: Very sorry Pololady, you may spank me now........ :twisted: 
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why do women have smelly pussies?
Quote by redpantherman:doh: ffs andy!!!
why do women have smelly pussies?
Aww bless he's nothing if not persistant
Andy the answer to your question could be any of the following:
a) She's a dirty bitch.
b) She has a problem her GP could help with
c) She doesn't fancy you therefore has not made any effort
d) All of the above
HTH.
Minx x x
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Can you cry under water ?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
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If its true that we are here to help others , what are the others doing ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat ?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a gun at him ?
Why doesn't glue stick in a bottle?
What is the speed of darkness?
Can you cry under water ?
Why do people pay to go up high buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches ?
If its true that we are here to help others , what are the others doing ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat ?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Quote by redpantherman
Dear PoloLady
Im a member of another non swinging site
I get a lot of pms mainly from Russian laydeez who want to use my Black&Decker
However this delightful wisp of a thing tells me she likes my 'structure'. :rose: A texture she has about me is fine & she wants to vigorously marry me & have the babies.
I have sent her enough money so she can catch the next flight over & stay in the Hilton so she can freshen up before getting in the limo to meet me at my local...
The only problem I have is the fact... erm... I... I love DIY & always complete the job to satisfaction... but I have never had an erection before!
But she likes my structure... what do I do when she comes down the Dog & Duck?
Please help me soon
I sent her the cash last year she should have got it now & will be here any minute!!!
Thankyou
redpantherman...
This is confidential aint it! :shock:
Should this not have been in Ask Auntie?
