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Quote by rondatheslut
Why doesn,t Tarzan have a beared?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a gun at him ?
Why doesn't glue stick in a bottle?
What is the speed of darkness?
Can you cry under water ?
Why do people pay to go up high buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches ?
If its true that we are here to help others , what are the others doing ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat ?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why don't you read the opening post in this thread and see why you wasted your time asking those questions?
lol
hello Polo lady,
where in the world would you most like to visit (somewhere you haven't benn already) and what would you do when you got there?
really enjoying this thread by the way, lovely idea.
Quote by tonup
hello Polo lady,
where in the world would you most like to visit (somewhere you haven't benn already) and what would you do when you got there?
really enjoying this thread by the way, lovely idea.

The only place really I would like to go and haven't been is Canada. What would I do....
If I could afford it I would like to catch the train and travel coast to coast - getting off and stopping for a few days at any place which took my interest along the way.
I think it would be great to see all of the contrasts in landscape and the contrasts between the small towns and large cities.
Quote by PoloLady
I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Do you..taste... 'Sweet or Sour' PL.....?
Create your own S & S...x....as long as we can SMELL it....now then...!!!!
CC..... :twisted:
Quote by cheekychimp
I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Do you..taste... 'Sweet or Sour' PL.....?
Create your own S & S...x....as long as we can SMELL it....now then...!!!!
CC..... :twisted:
I taste sweet - definitely - I regularly get comments about it.
Quote by PoloLady
I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Do you..taste... 'Sweet or Sour' PL.....?
Create your own S & S...x....as long as we can SMELL it....now then...!!!!
CC..... :twisted:
I taste sweet - definitely - I regularly get comments about it.
If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?
Quote by Pete_sw
If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
Quote by PoloLady

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
Quote by st3v3

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
I would personally protect the squirrels in my bed :twisted:
Quote by st3v3

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
..but are they Red or Grey Squirrels???? confused :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by PoloLady

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
I would personally protect the squirrels in my bed :twisted:
:thumbup:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
..but are they Red or Grey Squirrels???? confused :? :? :? :? :?
Both, there was a vote and although the grey ones were greater in the number, the red one's were cuter, it was decided that they are now equal in everything apart from Davy C hats.
Quote by PoloLady

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
Good answer, as for your question, you would be given the history and financial status of whichever country you were assigned, so for arguments sake, lets say ........ erm ..... Siera Lione
Quote by PoloLady

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
..but are they Red or Grey Squirrels???? confused :? :? :? :? :?
rotflmao
Quote by Sgt Bilko

If given the opportunity to run a 3rd world country:
a) would you accept?
b) if yes what would you do?
c) and why to both?

The answer is probably not! Though it would depend on the history of the country and my financial status. If I did I would want to have the cash to set up sustainable industries to develop the country by giving the people a way to shape their own destiny.
And what policies would you put in place to ensure that the indigenousness species such as the local squirrel population were not affected by the new industries.
..but are they Red or Grey Squirrels???? confused :? :? :? :? :?
I don't mind the grey ones - they could be a bit like Richard Gere in Pretty woman. As for the red ones - well they are all likely to get a bit sore at some point :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Good answer, as for your question, you would be given the history and financial status of whichever country you were assigned, so for arguments sake, lets say ........ erm ..... Siera Lione

Oh no - anywhere with a history of civil war can fuck right-off!
Morally I might want to help - but none of my morals are worth dodging bullets for! lol
Quote by PoloLady

Good answer, as for your question, you would be given the history and financial status of whichever country you were assigned, so for arguments sake, lets say ........ erm ..... Siera Lione

Oh no - anywhere with a history of civil war can fuck right-off!
Morally I might want to help - but none of my morals are worth dodging bullets for! lol
rolleyes and I thought you were hard rotflmao
Quote by Pete_sw

Good answer, as for your question, you would be given the history and financial status of whichever country you were assigned, so for arguments sake, lets say ........ erm ..... Siera Lione

Oh no - anywhere with a history of civil war can fuck right-off!
Morally I might want to help - but none of my morals are worth dodging bullets for! lol
rolleyes and I thought you were hard rotflmao
and we all know what thought did wink
:shock: no, honestly, he was sweating :shock: :shock:
bolt
lol
Hi Polo,
it's big, it's round, it will bounce as you pound!

Do you still have the red knicks you were wearing in that photo?
Lonni x
Quote by Lonni
Hi Polo,
it's big, it's round, it will bounce as you pound!

Do you still have the red knicks you were wearing in that photo?
Lonni x
Yes I do - somewhere.
You have a cracking arse by the way. wink
Lonni x
Arses are supposed to have a crack in them rolleyes
Quote by dambuster
Arses are supposed to have a crack in them rolleyes

I'd be worried if it didn't - well may be not worried but bloated certainly lol
top thread Polo! At which age were your best sexual experiences?
Quote by DoctorP
top thread Polo! At which age were your best sexual experiences?

My last birthday - the gang-bang :twisted:
and also off the top of my head 19, 24, 37 & 38
Not forgetting a couple of nights at Chams wink
confused: :?:
Is this possible >>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/75382.html
Re-reading my Anatomy & Physiology for Nurses lol I do not think so.
Your guidence in this matter would be helpful.
Phredd :love:
Quote by Medic_1
confused: :?:
Is this possible >>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/75382.html
Re-reading my Anatomy & Physiology for Nurses lol I do not think so.
Your guidence in this matter would be helpful.
Phredd :love:

Certainly not with my clit!
I have quite a small neat clit and not a sticky-outy/droopy one.
I appreciate clits come in all shapes and sizes and if a lady has a long sticky-outy and the guy doesn't mind something the size of a small finger-tip being squeezed down the ol' jap's eye - then I guess it is. Seems like a lot of trouble for something that would give restricted movement without it popping out again.
But it is horses for courses with sex - I much prefer the guy being behind me in the spoons position and rubbing the helmet over the vulva with enough pressure to push back the hood of the clit - I get really wet ike that.
Quote by PoloLady
top thread Polo! At which age were your best sexual experiences?

My last birthday - the gang-bang :twisted:
and also off the top of my head 19, 24, 37 & 38
Not forgetting a couple of nights at Chams wink
glad to hear they're still happening :wink: that's one of the great things about sex, you think it can't get better than t"that" time, and then it does, he he.
Quote by DoctorP
top thread Polo! At which age were your best sexual experiences?

My last birthday - the gang-bang :twisted:
and also off the top of my head 19, 24, 37 & 38
Not forgetting a couple of nights at Chams wink
glad to hear they're still happening :wink: that's one of the great things about sex, you think it can't get better than t"that" time, and then it does, he he.
Oh the good ones are always good - for there own unique reasons. The times when you really think "it can't get better than that" it probably can't. But that doesn't mean you can't experience something equally mind-blowing and just different from the time before.
Excellent thread, what will you think of to avoid work tommorrow?