auto-fellatio

8 Sep 2004

Just a small poll (it may have to be a long pole) to see how many guys can do it and if they like it. Also to ask the fems whether they like or would like to watch.
So ladies post a reply and guys answer the question.
It is one of the pass times I have indulged in and have enjoyed on many occasion and my partner loves to watch this happening. On a good day I can get about 4" in and on a bad day I cant get any in and almost break my back.
Have fun.
xx
D

8 Sep 2004

Ive never seen it done "live" only on film. I imagine it must need some one who is a bouve averagely endowed and flexible!!
Yes, wouldnt mind watching, should be a turn on!!

8 Sep 2004

I'd love to watch someone do that but I don't know anyone who can sad

I do know someone who's ex boyfriend could apparently do it, but that's just gossip....
Pretty please, if someone on the forum can do it, can I watch...???
Please
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lol

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8 Sep 2004

Having done a google, had never heard of such a thing before.
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.
yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus

8 Sep 2004

Yes it can be done. I've seen it.
Yes, he's very limber. Yes, he's very long. Yes, it is quite erotic to watch.
I can't believe theres a man alive who hasn't tried it, though!

8 Sep 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Having done a google, had never heard of such a thing before.
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.
yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus

Your jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

8 Sep 2004

I would watch for the novelty value but it's not a turn-on rolleyes

8 Sep 2004

Can I suggest you modify the poll to add another option:
"I wish I could, being a single bloke would be soooooooo much easier to deal with"
lol

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8 Sep 2004

D~
I've been able to auto-fellate for the past 20+ years, but I wonder how much longer I can keep it up (as it were). On the best of days, I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!
The funniest time was when I was still in the 'States and Vix was over here. We'd talked about this curious ability, and I decided to give her a demonstration; so out came the digicam. I set it up next to the bed, activated the auto-timer and got "into position"...just in time to lose my erection! After about half an hour and dozens of attempts, I finally got a handful of shots, but they were all terribly unflattering (imho). Thus, we decided to do what I should've thought of in the first place and set up the webcam. I then treated Vix to a good 10 minutes of self-sucking - even came in my mouth - and she seemed to enjoy it most thoroughly!
Once, when we were at a restaurant, Vix was trying to talk to me about it in a surreptitious was, as the couple seated next to us appeared to be listening most intently. I couldn't get what she was referring to, so she pulled a business card out of her wallet and wrote "auto-fellatio" on the back. Some weeks later, she accidentally handed that card to one of her co-workers who had no idea what it meant. Vix explained the term, as well as why it was written on the card, and, needless to say, I developed quite the reputation with her work-mates after that!
The most annoying time was with our presumptuous male visitor from Amsterdam some months ago: He was desperate to see me do this and asked relentlessly. This really got on my nerves and made me feel like some sort of trained circus animal, so he was not granted a "performance".
Although I'd never confided in my friends about this ability when I was growing up, I'd often hear them say that, if they could suck themselves, then they'd be no need for a woman (or man). It's simply not true, as it's an entirely different sensation - sort of like the difference between self-masturbation and having someone else do it for you. Sure, it's enjoyable...but certainly no substitute for the oral attention of another human being!
~Reese! surprised

8 Sep 2004

Like this you mean? redface

Looks a bit painful if you ask me. confused

Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

8 Sep 2004

Reese do you mind if we call you VISA???
You are truly our "FLEXIBLE FRIEND!!!!"

8 Sep 2004

Quote by Reese
I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!

FFS!! If I could manage 4" my nose would be up my bum!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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8 Sep 2004

i would LOVE to see a guy manage this.. but think i might end up feeling a bit superflous to requirements!

8 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!

FFS!! If I could manage 4" my nose would be up my bum!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

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Now that's a new topic for discussion!

8 Sep 2004

now we know what happened to davej!!!!!1
:shock:

8 Sep 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

Depends on how much back support I use. Unlike the photo above, I usually lay on my back with a pillow under my neck/head, curve my back so that my legs are in the air (imagine "air pedaling" a bicycle), and fuck my mouth from above while my head remains still. For those extended self-suck sessions, I tend to curl my toes under something to get more leverage for thrusting.
I've had back problems since I was a small child (scoliosis), so I'm not quite as flexible as I'd like to be. I used to visit a chiropractor regularly, but would never dream of telling him about my little "hobby". Imagine if, one day whilst in the throes of auto-erotic pleasure, my spine locked and I had to schedule a home visit! lol

Quote by McGuinness
Reese do you mind if we call you VISA???
You are truly our "FLEXIBLE FRIEND!!!!"

Feel free! It's actually far more believable (albeit slightly less amusing) than my real name. rolleyes

~Reese!

8 Sep 2004

Auto-fellatio? Does that mean doing it in a car? I'm afraid I don't drive....
rolleyes

Mike.

8 Sep 2004

Quote by Reese
Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

Depends on how much back support I use. Unlike the photo above, I usually lay on my back with a pillow under my neck/head, curve my back so that my legs are in the air (imagine "air pedaling" a bicycle), and fuck my mouth from above while my head remains still. For those extended self-suck sessions, I tend to curl my toes under something to get more leverage for thrusting.

Exactly how I do it biggrin

xx
D

8 Sep 2004

Whoopie Goldburg revealed on the Graham Norton show that she could do herself that way too.
Anyone for an advanced yogo class?

8 Sep 2004

Quote by Vix
I can't believe theres a man alive who hasn't tried it, though!

I'm with you on that Vix,
I've sure as hell tried, but without success.
Billy Hicks (us comic) does a great five minutes or so in his show about male auto-fellatio lol

8 Sep 2004

I've tried lol

But sadly my back doesnt bend far enough... couldnt even touch my toes at school confused

Would love to see it done tho.... would be well cool :P
Hey perhaps you could come to the notts munch and then have a race with reese to see who can suck the quickest and deepest :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Sep 2004

piercedJon
What a party piece that would be, eh!
Gill x

8 Sep 2004

So you auto-fellartiartistes(MISCHIEF ....HELP :giveup: )
Tell me do you spit or swallow confused

: :shock:
If you swallow ...is that like perpetual motion dunno

8 Sep 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl

Like this you mean?

I think I've spotted one of the next Big Brother contestants! wink

KinkyLizard

8 Sep 2004

Auto -fellatio ...... sounds like some kinky car fetish to me :shock:
Just don't burn your lips on the exhaust ....
:twisted:

8 Sep 2004

Another of Tims personal moments to be revealed lol

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He used to be able to do it, but when he stopped practising he lost the flexibility. He reckons he could probably do it again if he practised for a bit but as the old saying goes.............
Why have a dog and bark yourself :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX

8 Sep 2004

I tried to get Satin to do it earlier, based on the description that Reese gave of how he does it...... but he failed sad

. I even tried to help him by trying to fold him in half.... but that didn't work at all...
DAMN! rolleyes

Are there exercises anyone could suggest that would help?
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8 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I even tried to help him by trying to fold him in half

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8 Sep 2004

I can still touch me toes whilst keeping my legs straight - really pisses off the youngsters who are half my age and a quarter my size... but NEVER been able to reach the parts which give every impression of being unsatiable. Will just have to rely on the good old object called 'man'!
lol

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Can you perform auto-fellacio?