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Whenever I shave I immediately want to do a No.2, the moment I start applying the foam I feel, in the immortal words of Jim Royle, the turtles head. In fact were I ever constipated I'd probably shave on the hour!
But seriously this is my body responding to habit, so I wondered if anyone else always follows one action with another, and if so what?
Cumming, then coughing.
(Totally - I believe - unrelated to smoking)
And the strength/depth of the orgasm is directly related to the strength/depth of the cough :shock:
Tenuous link - Mk III could tell if I had a hard on by the way I coughed if we were speaking on the phone to each other. It became known as the "hard on cough"
Quote by dambuster
Cumming, then coughing.
(Totally - I believe - unrelated to smoking)
And the strength/depth of the orgasm is directly related to the strength/depth of the cough :shock:
Tenuous link - Mk III could tell if I had a hard on by the way I coughed if we were speaking on the phone to each other. It became known as the "hard on cough"

Glad I'm not the only one redface
coming then sneezing
I can't remember if I have any involuntary actions after cumming. redface But..........
whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno
When I sneeze, my parrot says bless you!!!!
Maybe going off thread ever so slightly!!!!
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When I sneeze, my parrot says bless you!!!!
Maybe going off thread ever so slightly!!!!

I hope for your sake redangel that your parrot doesn't imitate or respond to other sounds it might hear!!! redface
Could be embarrassing when the parents visit!!!
no - luckily enough he doesnt!!!
Started shouting 'numpty' at the neighbours though!!!
Mine's a "Number 2" thing as well.
For the last few weeks, a couple of minutes before it's time for me to leave the house to go to work, I need a pony. I have three different start times which can be in any combination during the week, and therefore three different leave-the-house times, but every day the turtle pokes it's head out of the shell just before I'm due to leave.
Highy inconvenient as I need to catch a train to get to work, nd I'm always pushing it time-wise.
Got to be a psychological thing - a subconscious comment on what I think of my job, perhaps!
LOL Same problem here. Everytime my ex calls, I feel the need to use the toilet. He says it is me trying to avoid him. LOL
Every time I wipe my cock on her pillow case Pk hits me round the head............is that the type of auto rsponse you mean dunno
sorry all it was too good an opertuinity chance to miss lol
Quote by littlemee
whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno

Something similar for me, but mine is coffee. I just have to grab a take out coffee.
On long journeys this then gets a bit tedious. Stop for a pee, coffee, 50 miles later, the coffee has kicked in, another pee, another coffee and so it goes on.
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:
Quote by Manolishi

whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno

Something similar for me, but mine is coffee. I just have to grab a take out coffee.
On long journeys this then gets a bit tedious. Stop for a pee, coffee, 50 miles later, the coffee has kicked in, another pee, another coffee and so it goes on.
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:
Same here Mano but i have tea.
Any time i get nervous i cough, dont no y :crazy:
Bf, every time he cums he has to blow his nose afterwards :confused:
Also every morning JUST as where about to leave the house he has to go to the loo, doesnt matter what time we leave he always has to go just as where leaving, gets really annoying if where in a rush rolleyes
Quote by Manolishi

whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno

Something similar for me, but mine is coffee. I just have to grab a take out coffee.
On long journeys this then gets a bit tedious. Stop for a pee, coffee, 50 miles later, the coffee has kicked in, another pee, another coffee and so it goes on.
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:
Kids got me one of those travel piss bottles for a laugh, pretty handy things but not if your travelling at 70+ down the motorway trying to get your todger in the hole, dribbleing all down your crotch, and trying to close the top with it all sploshing about. So I invented my own ''bag'' using a wine bag out the box, attached a bit flexi tubing, the narrow type out of the fish tank. Before embarking on a long journey I plug it into the old ''japs eye'' and put the bag under the seat. I can then piss away to my hearts content without ever having to stop. biggrin
Try it, it really works. wink
Quote by Manolishi
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:

Reminds me of the time I was driving home from Nottingham late one Sunday evening. I was on the last leg of my journey home and it was thundering, lightening and lashing down with rain. My son woke up from snoozing and was desperate for a pee. There were no services for 20 minutes and it was raining so hard, I really didn't want to get out of the car. An empty bottle of Evian water came in very handy :shock:
Alex xx
Quote by Xjxkx

whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno

Something similar for me, but mine is coffee. I just have to grab a take out coffee.
On long journeys this then gets a bit tedious. Stop for a pee, coffee, 50 miles later, the coffee has kicked in, another pee, another coffee and so it goes on.
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:
Kids got me one of those travel piss bottles for a laugh, pretty handy things but not if your travelling at 70+ down the motorway trying to get your todger in the hole, dribbleing all down your crotch, and trying to close the top with it all sploshing about. So I invented my own ''bag'' using a wine bag out the box, attached a bit flexi tubing, the narrow type out of the fish tank. Before embarking on a long journey I plug it into the old ''japs eye'' and put the bag under the seat. I can then piss away to my hearts content without ever having to stop. biggrin
Try it, it really works. wink
Oh Please! lol
Quote by Young_Swingers
Bf, every time he cums he has to blow his nose afterwards :confused:

Perhaps in his formative pubescent years he was caught wanking by his mum, dad or sister and had to find a reason for having a big handful of tissue papers in his hand!!!
Things like this can sub-conciously scar a man for life!!! :bs:
so, i'm the only one who saw the title and thought 'ahaa, another wink thread' dunno lol
Quote by Darkfire
so, i'm the only one who saw the title and thought 'ahaa, another wink thread' dunno lol
redface nope
Quote by Xjxkx
Kids got me one of those travel piss bottles for a laugh, pretty handy things but not if your travelling at 70+ down the motorway trying to get your todger in the hole, dribbleing all down your crotch, and trying to close the top with it all sploshing about. So I invented my own ''bag'' using a wine bag out the box, attached a bit flexi tubing, the narrow type out of the fish tank. Before embarking on a long journey I plug it into the old ''japs eye'' and put the bag under the seat. I can then piss away to my hearts content without ever having to stop. biggrin
Try it, it really works. wink

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Darkfire Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:
so, i'm the only one who saw the title and thought 'ahaa, another wink thread'
littlemee

Nope I had to read the title again to check I had gone in the right thread :undecided: