Whenever I shave I immediately want to do a No.2, the moment I start applying the foam I feel, in the immortal words of Jim Royle, the turtles head. In fact were I ever constipated I'd probably shave on the hour!
But seriously this is my body responding to habit, so I wondered if anyone else always follows one action with another, and if so what?
Cumming, then coughing.
(Totally - I believe - unrelated to smoking)
And the strength/depth of the orgasm is directly related to the strength/depth of the cough :shock:
Tenuous link - Mk III could tell if I had a hard on by the way I coughed if we were speaking on the phone to each other. It became known as the "hard on cough"
When I sneeze, my parrot says bless you!!!!
Maybe going off thread ever so slightly!!!!
no - luckily enough he doesnt!!!
Started shouting 'numpty' at the neighbours though!!!
Mine's a "Number 2" thing as well.
For the last few weeks, a couple of minutes before it's time for me to leave the house to go to work, I need a pony. I have three different start times which can be in any combination during the week, and therefore three different leave-the-house times, but every day the turtle pokes it's head out of the shell just before I'm due to leave.
Highy inconvenient as I need to catch a train to get to work, nd I'm always pushing it time-wise.
Got to be a psychological thing - a subconscious comment on what I think of my job, perhaps!
LOL Same problem here. Everytime my ex calls, I feel the need to use the toilet. He says it is me trying to avoid him. LOL