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Quote by VenusnMars
Awww thanks LC passionkiss
I was going to go with `Simply Slapper`. but I think I might just go for `Whore` :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Nice idea! I would be great if we all had our own custom 'flashing' avatars so's that we can distinguish eachother a bit! Hope TNH dosen't mind too much? Fun though innit? lol
LC wink
So my tits aren`t distinguishable?!
Gee thanks wink lol
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
So my tits aren`t distinguishable?!
Gee thanks wink lol
Venusxxx

Your tit's are very distinguishable, my dear! It's just those 'Kinky Slapper' avatars can get to look all alike, so's I thought it would be good if people got all creative like and sent in thier ideas to TNH! Perhaps yours could be a transparent one like Calista's, so's we can still see your distinguished tits!
LC :wink:
Quote by Calista
(I am of course saying all of this tongue in cheek)

The KINKY SLAPPER club is my own personal verification system, so of course everyone has to shag me if they want to be included in it!!!! And not only do they have to shag me, they have to be a bloody good shag too, or it doesn't count! :twisted:
See... the thing with making up a system of my own is that I can change the rules at any time.
Great, ain't it!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
Quote by Reese
Verify Yourselves:

Wouldn't that merely serve to confirm that you're a wanker?! lol
~Reese! surprised
:lol:
Could come in handy i suppose. (groan)
Mxxxx
Quote by bluexxx
The KINKY SLAPPER club is my own personal verification system...

Bootlegged already!
Quote by bluexxx
(I am of course saying all of this tongue in cheek)

The KINKY SLAPPER club is my own personal verification system, so of course everyone has to shag me if they want to be included in it!!!! And not only do they have to shag me, they have to be a bloody good shag too, or it doesn't count! :twisted:
See... the thing with making up a system of my own is that I can change the rules at any time.
Great, ain't it!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
How do i submit an application?
Quote by Elissamay
(I am of course saying all of this tongue in cheek)

The KINKY SLAPPER club is my own personal verification system, so of course everyone has to shag me if they want to be included in it!!!! And not only do they have to shag me, they have to be a bloody good shag too, or it doesn't count! :twisted:
See... the thing with making up a system of my own is that I can change the rules at any time.
Great, ain't it!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
How do i submit an application?
Just offer to shag me and I'll see if I can fit you in.... oooooh errrrrrrrrrr! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx
Quote by Elissamay
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx

And if you're too busy being the voice of the single males, Blue.. I could always help you out on this one!!! :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx

And if you're too busy being the voice of the single males, Blue.. I could always help you out on this one!!! :twisted:
Perhaps it could be a dual application!!
Quote by Elissamay
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx

That would be Dr. Blue when I'm in strict mode cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
"Can I shag you please?" would have been enough.... but I think your thoroughly written application has been more than successful...... now just join the orderly queue and you will be verified in due course..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Flying visit, working through PM's in order:
Number 1 for Venus:
Quote by xxdevil69
OOOOOOHHHH.. can I have one? can I? can I? I wanna flash too!!! lol

Ohh Devil, you most certainly deserve one (I'm sure Blue would agree) judging from your performace at Blue's party! Verified, certainly! Now go and get one......
LC wink
Quote by Lovecommando
OOOOOOHHHH.. can I have one? can I? can I? I wanna flash too!!! lol

Ohh Devil, you most certainly deserve one (I'm sure Blue would agree) judging from your performace at Blue's party! Verified, certainly! Now go and get one......
LC wink

I would like to confirm that xxdevil69 is already a verified kinky slapper and is entitled to flash her avatar as much as she wants :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooops... that wasn't very discrete was it??? redface Oh well, you've all seen my party pics anyway :lol:
Right off to Aikido again (still honing my skills in case blue and I ever meet, hehe) another request completed before I go though...

Easy all yours smile
Quote by tallnhairy
Right off to Aikido again (still honing my skills in case blue and I ever meet, hehe) another request completed before I go though...

Easy all yours smile

hehehehehehehehehe ... ohh yes this is a very appropriate Avatar :) :) :)
Quote by tallnhairy
Right off to Aikido again (still honing my skills in case blue and I ever meet, hehe) another request completed before I go though...

Easy all yours smile

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I think I need "Talking Bollox" on mine smile
Quote by zootle
I think I need "Talking Bollox" on mine smile

And I thought Mister Ed was far-fetched. :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can we join in wiv our new one ??

i just saw yours on another site and gave a big smile ........
I just love that arse .... a fine example indeed smile
Quote by zootle
I think I need "Talking Bollox" on mine smile

Ask and ye shall receive:
Still
ure a darlin thankyou kiss :kiss: :kiss:
kaz xxx
Quote by bluexxx
Just offer to shag me and I'll see if I can fit you in.... oooooh errrrrrrrrrr! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can you fit me in? cool wave
Can I have my pic with simply 'WOW!!!' on it lol
Quote by marmalaid
Just offer to shag me and I'll see if I can fit you in.... oooooh errrrrrrrrrr! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can you fit me in? cool wave
Oh OK, I sppose so... join the back of the queue :twisted: wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by Calista
Can we join in wiv our new one ??

i just saw yours on another site and gave a big smile ........
I just love that arse .... a fine example indeed smile
Awe Thank you xxxxxxxxxxx
Yours needs no improvment once so ever. In fact, we get warm tingles in our nethers when ever we see it <g>
Silky xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx