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Orgasminator
Quote by dazandlou
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
I know at least 4 people who are pregnant too !!!!!!!!!!
I'm not giving any advice about being ready for babies .... I have two and I'm still not ready!
((BUGGERRRR That's from Calista ... didn't log out
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Sex God
Well all the people you know should stop eating oranges. It is a proven fact that in California between the wars they established that the consumption of oranges increased in direct proportion with the increase in pregnancy - hence eating oranges makes you pregnant. Kuh! I'd have thought you'd have known about that by now!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
Well you could always do what my older sister did.
She stuck pins through every packet of condoms in her hubby's bedside cupboard. Worked too - result - 7lb baby girl
:shock: Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
You can have this one!! Its cooking nicely as we speak.
Quote by dazandlou
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
You will never convince him..it is a male thing. My advice...go abroad..(always seems to be more chance of getting pregnant) then creat situation where he knows you might get pregnant if you dont stop....then get him real horny..make sure he understands the risks.....He can always stop if he really wants to
Quote by thedukereid
having an orgasm increases your fertility, and I guess dirty girls do it more often as well which also increases their chances
Micael, darling,
All depends on who the dirty girls are 'doing it with'.
If we're talking orgasms.
Not all men have grasped the fact that ladies enjoy climaxing too. Unfortunately.
Dirty girls have more sex? yes I agree. But maybe cos they are seeking satisfaction and wont stop till they get it......
Luv baby-free Bunny.
x x x
If anyone in academia wants to sponsor further research, I'd love to help out, and if anyone is upset at my use of the term dirty girls, don't be it's a compliment as far as I'm concerned.
Take care (at least if you don't want more mouths to feed!)
Michael
Quote by xxdevil69
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
You can have this one!! Its cooking nicely as we speak.
Cheers hun!!! can i just have you instead while i'm waiting?? :twisted:
Daz said thanks for the suggestions, he'll look into it...... which means i'll be waiting another 5 years, lol!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
You can have this one!! Its cooking nicely as we speak.
Cheers hun!!! can i just have you instead while i'm waiting?? :twisted:
Daz said thanks for the suggestions, he'll look into it...... which means i'll be waiting another 5 years, lol!!
No problem.. you can have me whenever.
The argument I found that helps was 'the sooner we have kids, the sooner they'll leave home, leaving us free to go and do whatever whilst still being young enough to enjoy it!!!'
Quote by xxdevil69
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!
You can have this one!! Its cooking nicely as we speak.
Cheers hun!!! can i just have you instead while i'm waiting?? :twisted:
Daz said thanks for the suggestions, he'll look into it...... which means i'll be waiting another 5 years, lol!!
No problem.. you can have me whenever.
The argument I found that helps was 'the sooner we have kids, the sooner they'll leave home, leaving us free to go and do whatever whilst still being young enough to enjoy it!!!'
YAY!!! i can have xxdevil69!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
As for the kids leaving home, he's got 3 to get rid of already, lol!! and the oldest is 12!! :shock:
Sex God
See.. there's your argument... you don't want to get to the stage where they have left and then your starting all over again........ You need to get reproducing now!!!! Tell him its for the good of the country!
Tell him its for the good of the country! Quote by thedukereid
(well, the only scientific evidence I'm aware of is that having an orgasm increases your fertility, and I guess dirty girls do it more often as well which also increases their chances)
Yes but the orgasm has to be directly after the men has ejected. Its to do with the cervix drawing the sperm up while its having contractions
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
the consumption of oranges increased in direct proportion with the increase in pregnancy - hence eating oranges makes you pregnant
Doesn't that mean that more people ate oranges when pregnant? Not that oranges help you to get pregnant?
Were babies born orange due to the increased consumption of oranges ?
Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by thedukereid
I think dirty girls are way more fertile than prim ones, I got a little bit of data to support my claim, and all the scientific evidence that I'm aware of seems to back this up (well, the only scientific evidence I'm aware of is that having an orgasm increases your fertility, and I guess dirty girls do it more often as well which also increases their chances)
So washing makes you infertile then.... hmmmm.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
the consumption of oranges increased in direct proportion with the increase in pregnancy - hence eating oranges makes you pregnant
Doesn't that mean that more people ate oranges when pregnant? Not that oranges help you to get pregnant?
Were babies born orange due to the increased consumption of oranges ?
Bev
xx
No, you have to eat the oranges to get pregnant. The babies would only be orange if you eat the oranges while pregnant.
