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So Paris Hilton wants to name her (as yet unconceived) first daughter London. How many Hiltons are there if she has more than one unfortunate child? And did she not learn anything from the Beckhams let alone her own parents?
So my question is, what is the stupidest name you've heard of someone giving their beloved new baby?
I used to work in hospital pathology labs, and always remember one mother naming her daughter (born early nineties) Kylie Charlene :shock: Or is it just me?
I know of a girl named Hero
And a baby was named Houndslow a little while back.
What are people thinking?
Me personally I prefer the older names, but not ones that are really common.
There are a few modern day names that I have liked the sound of.
Quote by varca
So Paris Hilton wants to name her (as yet unconceived) first daughter London. How many Hiltons are there if she has more than one unfortunate child? And did she not learn anything from the Beckhams let alone her own parents?
So my question is, what is the stupidest name you've heard of someone giving their beloved new baby?
I used to work in hospital pathology labs, and always remember one mother naming her daughter (born early nineties) Kylie Charlene :shock: Or is it just me?

I think she has been watching that kids tv show 'The Suite Life' There is a character in the show whose father is hotel chain magnet and her name is London rolleyes
My ex wanted to call my son Obediah Zacharia Zebedee :shock: Just so that it could be shortened to Ozzy :doh:
On a similar theme, my husband's cousin joked about calling their son Donald (their surname is Duckett) and my husband wanted to call our firstborn Christopher Robert Andrew. We are Parkinsons :roll:
i think its daft if named after place or day you were born....
andrew born on st andrews day
romeo born in rome
george born on st georges day
brooklin born in brooklin
and finally
pancake.... child was born on pancake day
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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i think its daft if named after place or day you were born....
andrew born on st andrews day
romeo born in rome
george born on st georges day
brooklin born in brooklin
and finally
pancake.... child was born on pancake day
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

April born in April
May born in May
June born in June
Maybe Augustus could be August
Haven't heard of the rest yet lol
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i think its daft if named after place or day you were born....
andrew born on st andrews day
romeo born in rome
george born on st georges day
brooklin born in brooklin
and finally
pancake.... child was born on pancake day
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

April born in April
May born in May
June born in June
Maybe Augustus could be August
Haven't heard of the rest yet lol
Julie born in July?
Septimus born September?
T-imothy
W-illiam
A-nthony
T-homas
My mother loved my brother lol
Dave_Notts
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T-imothy
W-illiam
A-nthony
T-homas
My mother loved my brother lol
Dave_Notts

So what initials did she give you Dave?
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T-imothy
W-illiam
A-nthony
T-homas
My mother loved my brother lol
Dave_Notts

So what initials did she give you Dave?
D elicious
A dorable
V irile
I rresistible
D irty old man
Possibly dunno
bolt
For the sake of her daughter, I thank Jebus that Ms Hilton isn't an Aresnal fan. If she's going to be naming kids after her Daddy's hotel locations, will she call one of them "Junction 10, M25"?
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T-imothy
W-illiam
A-nthony
T-homas
My mother loved my brother lol
Dave_Notts

So what initials did she give you Dave?
David Alfred Frank Thomas...........but i don't see anything daft in that :lol:
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
T-imothy
W-illiam
A-nthony
T-homas
My mother loved my brother lol
Dave_Notts

So what initials did she give you Dave?
David Alfred Frank Thomas...........but i don't see anything daft in that :lol:
Dave_Notts
Oh I heard it was David Ian Charles Keith.......
Only cos your dad's surname is Head but you may not know that! lol
Just kidding hun :inlove:
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Only cos your dad's surname is Head but you may not know that! lol

The milkmans name was Thomas........thats my brothers name.
My dad was the coalman..........totaly different man. He was called Thomas too
In fact, thinking back to days when I grew up in a village back in Wales. We were all called Thomas :shock:
Dave_Notts
My mates first girlfriend was called Poppy and her Surname was Tupper
Hence PoppyTupper lol
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My mates first girlfriend was called Poppy and her Surname was Tupper
Hence PoppyTupper lol

Did she have a brother living in Sheffield..........
Ray Tupper ???
Seriously though, I think Mr and Mrs Healey must have had a giggle when they called their son Austin smile
I wanted to call my daughter Rebel and son Vandal :lol2:
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I wanted to call my daughter Rebel and son Vandal :lol2:

i know a girl called Veronica Davies ===== V D
hmmmmmmm steve x
Pregnancy must have addled my brain because when my dad suggested the name Ward for my son I really liked it ... it wasn't until a few days later when I said the whole name that I clicked and rolleyes :doh: :doh:
Our surname is Robe!
:giggle:
A friend of mine had to stop another new mum on the maternity ward from calling her daughter Emma. The woman's surname was Royds! :shock: Apparently they'd planned that name all along and nobody had even thought about the two names together :doh:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I know of a girl named Hero
And a baby was named Houndslow a little while back.
What are people thinking?
Me personally I prefer the older names, but not ones that are really common.
There are a few modern day names that I have liked the sound of.

Shakepsearian heroine - well, heroine-ish, of "Much Ado About Nothing" and winsomely played in the film by Kate Beckinsale.
In Greek legend, Hero is the tragic lover of Leander.
She was a priestess of Aphrodite who dwelt in a tower in Sestos, at the edge of the Hellespont. Leander, a young man from Abydos on the other side of the strait, fell in love with her and would swim every night across the Hellespont to be with her. One stormy winter night, Leander lost his way, and was drowned. Hero threw herself from the tower in grief and died as well.
The 16th-century British poet Christopher Marlowe wrote a mythological poem after this story, titled "Hero and Leander".
So I guess that name's been around a fair while. I quite like it.
We have friends that have called their children after cars, they have
Mercedes,Bentley and Sierra
Fank Gawd thy didnt have a Robin Reliant lol
It has been pointed out to me that my first 3 children are apparently named after trains in 'Thomas the Tank Engine'. This was entirely unintentional. I think the other 2 are ok but a bit out of touch with it now they're older.
when i worked in a shop years ago we had a customer whos name was richard bird, better known as dickie bird.
Also if i hadnt of married my husband, and married the guy i was with before him, my name would of been Nat West.