If I had it would be the type where your flight is delayed 6 hours, your luggage gets lost, the hotel is unfinished, "all-inc" means inclusive of cockroaches and delhi-belly, the 'lovely' couple you meet by the pool turn out to be psycho stalkers who get so drunk on the last night they start a fight with you and get you chucked out of your favourite bar (and still turn up on your doorstep 2 months later "you did say to come down any time!").....
Anyway, the point is, I kind of left SH. No big announcement, just snuck it into another thread. The reasons for this are far to elaborate and boring to go into here - you know, personal life, blah blah (yawn).
I can't imagine many of you noticed my departure or absence, but now I'm BACK!
In fact, this site and you lovely people are hard - nay, impossible - to keep away from.
My only regret is that I didn't come back in time for the NW Munch (kicking myself).
I want to say a big thankyou to the kind, considerate folk that did say goodbye and wished me well.
Also, a huge hug for the lovely man who offered to room-share and escort me to the Munch - and a big sorry for turning him down. (You know who you are). No one regrets it than me.
MASSIVE thanks to my bestest mate Alex_Female for always standing by me, never judging me and never saying 'told you so'.
Sorry for rambling. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Looking forward to reading all of your witty, flirty, heart-warming, heart-breaking, educational, informational posts in the future.
M xx
(god, it's good to be back)
:lol: :lol: :haha:
but glad you have come to your senses 
