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Bah Humbug - I hate xmas!

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Awwwwww come on folks!
It's not about how much money you spend. It's not about rushing out to the shops and maxing out your credit card. It's about sharing love and warmth and happiness.
I am recently separated and have no money. Not a spare penny. Nope, nothing, zip, zilch, nada. I will not be buying presents for folk this year, and will not be expecting gifts from anyone else. Now, anyone who bleats about me being a cheap skate is not a true friend, and their presence in my home will not be missed.
However, anyone who does favour me with their company will be greeted with a cheery smile (provided by me), a mince pie (kindly provided by my mum), and a cup of tea, or if they prefer a glass of cheap plonk (left over from last years office party).
So, in the word's of some fat guy who's knee I once sat on - MERRY CHRISTMAS - HO HO HO!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah we know all about green santa converted ro red by coca cola...did u also know that coke used to contain cocaine....hmmmm naughty santa