Bahamas Munch

26 Oct 2004

Right its bloody miserable out there and we all need some sun. Problem is we are all more or less broke. How do we apply for Lottery money or a European grant to arrange a nice away munch in the Bahamas or somewhere equally warm and pleasent.
so far the only funding ideas I have come up with are
Sgt Bilko to take his army and storm the treasury
The SH girls pole dancing travelling circus
or harnessing some of davej s gangster activity operations
Im sure this is possible we just need to get our thinking heads on rolleyes

26 Oct 2004

A couple of weeks ago I was trying to raise the cash to buy a 1.8 million quid mansion with acres of land for Swinging Heaven members.... I calculated that each of the 13 000 or so forum members would only have to give a couple of hundred quid each to be able to raise the money...... I dare say if we got the mansion for a slightly lower price, I'm sure we'd have enough in the kitty for a Bahamas Munch! lol

26 Oct 2004

Good plan that Blue . Perhaps we could start a weekly installment plan at say 50p a week
( thats my disposable income)
By my calculations by the time Im 342 it will be game on
Oh sod it FFs lets just rob a bank :twisted:

26 Oct 2004

how about we do a shag box?
it works a bit like a swear box, everytime you participae in any sexual activity.. you put a quid in the box!
now my my caluculations...... 13,000 members....... within 2 weeks we will have enough for the mansion and the holliday munch!

26 Oct 2004

Well Ill put me quid in
(hope springs eternal you know) :cry:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
how about we do a shag box?!

Will I still be able to visit the mansion and the Bahamas if I haven't contributed? :cry:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
how about we do a shag box?!

Will I still be able to visit the mansion and the Bahamas if I haven't contributed? :cry:
yeah....... as long as you drop my bloody game off at the same time!!!!! mad

x

26 Oct 2004

Have you got 50p ?
Ive got 50p and an idea Angel :twisted:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
how about we do a shag box?!

Will I still be able to visit the mansion and the Bahamas if I haven't contributed? :cry:
yeah....... as long as you drop my bloody game off at the same time!!!!! mad

x
Oops!!!

:lol2:

Quote by warwick
Have you got 50p ?
Ive got 50p and an idea Angel :twisted:

Back in a bit... need to check down the back of the sofa confused

26 Oct 2004

oi you two.. unless you only have half a shag.. i am affraid its a quid each! lol

however... as the officiator.. i might be open to bribery wink

26 Oct 2004

If Im involved itll only be classed as half a shag :cry:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
If Im involved itll only be classed as half a shag :cry:

snigger

oops
what i meant to say was.. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :cry:
wink

26 Oct 2004

is that a half empty or half full shag.
how about a raffle, you could throw in a shirt as the booby prize!
staggy rotten

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
how about we do a shag box?!

Will I still be able to visit the mansion and the Bahamas if I haven't contributed? :cry:
yeah....... as long as you drop my bloody game off at the same time!!!!! mad

x
:laughabove: rotflmao

:laughabove: rotflmao

S'ok AC I'll put a quid in for you. wink

(cheap at twice the price lol

)

26 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
If Im involved itll only be classed as half a shag :cry:

You aren't the warwick I want then..... was hoping to get 3 for the price of one! Pah, good job there weren't any 50p's down the back of the couch evil

(Although I did find a Hubba Bubba (still in it's wrapper) a pen and about 4 biscuits' worth of crumbs rolleyes

)

26 Oct 2004

Oh well another great plan goes up in smoke :cry:
You could have had all 3 of us for 50p
ok ok 30p ..10p a go :shock:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
ok ok 30p ..10p a go :shock:

PMSL why did I suddenly think of "penny a smack"? c'mere warwicks :twisted: smackbottom

26 Oct 2004

I tseems we have some really prize goldfish owned by members of this site.
Now as they are of a very good quality, I think we should offer them in an auction.
Can someone get the tel number for Southerbys Auctioneers.

26 Oct 2004

I feel we need to clarify the pricing structure here. I Suggest:-
20p a snog
50p a grope
per shag (per position, well you cant order chocolate ice cream, then decide you want strawberry without buying another one, can you? rolleyes

)
This way, we should get the cash rolling in quicker!! Grand Bahama is gorg :thrilled:

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
how about we do a shag box?
it works a bit like a swear box, everytime you participae in any sexual activity.. you put a quid in the box!
now my my caluculations...... 13,000 members....... within 2 weeks we will have enough for the mansion and the holliday munch!

right who want to help me make my first contruibution??????
or will i need a wank box!!!!
JGL

26 Oct 2004

Quote by JGL
right who want to help me make my first contruibution??????
or will i need a wank box!!!! JGL

Thats a much better idea,it'd only take a week for the mansion and the Bahamas,and some left over for next time too lol

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

right who want to help me make my first contruibution??????
or will i need a wank box!!!! JGL

Thats a much better idea,it'd only take a week for the mansion and the Bahamas,and some left over for next time too lol

well i always help charity! ... now wheres my kleenex!!!!!!!!
JGL

26 Oct 2004

Youll have to start recycling those Kleenex you know,or youll be spending all your donations on new ones rolleyes

26 Oct 2004

good point!
do ya erckon i should hand them up to dry after wards!!!
JGL

26 Oct 2004

Quote by JGL
good point!
do ya erckon i should hand them up to dry after wards!!!
JGL

Or you could just chuck em at the nearest wall,where theyll stick for a while,wait a few dya,then peel off the cruddy probably need to knead them slowly to make them softer again,but hey a mansize tissue should be able to handle that lol

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
good point!
do ya erckon i should hand them up to dry after wards!!!
JGL

Or you could just chuck em at the nearest wall,where theyll stick for a while,wait a few dya,then peel off the cruddy probably need to knead them slowly to make them softer again,but hey a mansize tissue should be able to handle that lol

a new way of wall papering a room!!!
who needs to fork out on paste!!!
JGL

26 Oct 2004

OOh you could make a fortune outta selling that idea,then we could have our own Swinging Heaven holiday island :twisted:
OOh the possibilities.................

26 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
A couple of weeks ago I was trying to raise the cash to buy a 1.8 million quid mansion with acres of land for Swinging Heaven members

Musketeer Towers is up for sale, but you'd need some refurbishment money because nobodys lived in the East Wing for many a long year and there's some ancient fool who may or may not be a ghost but who drags about his useless nuts and bolts along the corridor whenever seen. Nevertheless as erections go there are reported to be worse!

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOh you could make a fortune outta selling that idea,then we could have our own Swinging Heaven holiday island :twisted:
OOh the possibilities.................

just think of that!!!! all the fun on the beaches, and in the swiming pools!!!
i'm getting all excited thinking about it!!!!
wheres my wallpaper brush
JGL