Balding and bollox...

28 Sep 2008

Ok I'm 28 (cough) and thinning :cry: I hate the fact I am, as I've stated in a previous thingy here on forum, losing hair on my head
I have this question thats nagging in my head though and its this :-
I have heard that if you remove a mans nuts he will stop losing his hair. OK I get the idea, mens hormones etc links with baldness
my question is that if you remove your gonads or someone else more qualified preferably removes them can you still get a hardon?
If so i reckon its worth thinking about but I gotta think quickly because Its thinning at an alarming rate!.

28 Sep 2008

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's a tad extreme!

28 Sep 2008

What is a Gonad?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

28 Sep 2008

Dude, buy a hat :shock:

28 Sep 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Dude, buy a hat :shock:

:laughabove:

28 Sep 2008

yep u would cos its a rush of blood that makes u hard....so off with his nads i think!!!
oh Losty I seen a few done when i worked in theatres...we had a motto of see one, do one, teach one.....so i reckon I could perform an 'orchidectomy' with a pen knife and a spoon if ya like......cut price cos yr a mate and all that hunny lol

28 Sep 2008

I've this mental picture of men all over the forum wincing now!!! :giggle:

28 Sep 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
yep u would cos its a rush of blood that makes u hard....so off with his nads i think!!!
oh Losty I seen a few done when i worked in theatres...we had a motto of see one, do one, teach one.....so i reckon I could perform an 'orchidectomy' with a pen knife and a spoon if ya like......cut price cos yr a mate and all that hunny

Hmmmm much as I like the idea in principle I would need documentary evidence of the non cessation of erectile function biggrin

- a google link would suffice as food for thought anyone?
As for you doing it Mrs Bone i think I would be too embarassed to drop ne trolleys in front of a mate :lol: but hey thanks I know you were well intentioned :lol2:

28 Sep 2008

well how about if i closed my eyes??

29 Sep 2008

Mr Lost, keep your scrotes and go for the Arthur Scargill comb-over instead!
Women love this look, honest....

29 Sep 2008

I don't think that could be true!! :shock: how come male neutered dogs aren't all bald??!!! I also believe there's something in the balls that assists in the act of lovemaking? ie., secretion wise. I may be wrong, but surely they're there for a reason.
Joking aside, I know men feel it when they start losing their hair, but I love bald men or men with a No1 or 2 all over, just shave it off Lostie! wink

29 Sep 2008

Not recommended. lol
It's where your testosterone (testicles...) is produced...you'll lose all interest in sex very quickly, and even if you do get a hard-on, you won't have the urge to do anything with it.

29 Sep 2008

oi will u lot stop changing his mind....i was shining my spoon ready :twisted:

29 Sep 2008

Bald and proud
All my testorone biggrin

29 Sep 2008

Mr lyns starting loosing his hair in his early 20s. He hates it but I love it and thinks he looks well sexy hump

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Lost some women dig the bald look :thumbup:

29 Sep 2008

OK I think I'm well confused now :lol2: Maybe if I just lop one off I could remain half interested and keep my hair longer biggrin

Thanks for nearly constructive information guys :D :thumbup:

29 Sep 2008

Quote by Lost
Ok I'm 28 (cough) and thinning :cry: I hate the fact I am, as I've stated in a previous thingy here on forum, losing hair on my head
I have this question thats nagging in my head though and its this :-
I have heard that if you remove a mans nuts he will stop losing his hair. OK I get the idea, mens hormones etc links with baldness
my question is that if you remove your gonads or someone else more qualified preferably removes them can you still get a hardon?
If so i reckon its worth thinking about but I gotta think quickly because Its thinning at an alarming rate!.

Lost I have heard hair only recedes and falls out upto 40.
What you have at 40 is what you will be left with so you should be ok now. lol

Also only virile men lose hair, so you now know where the twins came from, it was your fault, as I say to my hubby! :lol:
So all those men out there with mops at 40 are not real men :lol:
Do you feel better now? :therethere:
So leave your gonads in place you will be lost without them! wink

29 Sep 2008

Remember... God made very few perfect heads, all the rest he had to cover with hair... bolt

29 Sep 2008

Quote by Lost
OK I think I'm well confused now :lol2: Maybe if I just lop one off I could remain half interested and keep my hair longer
Thanks for nearly constructive information guys :D :thumbup:

Bloody hell lost, check out the link and keep ya bollocks!!!

Maybe if you lobbed one off you would remain fully interested but lose half ya hair???
D

29 Sep 2008

Just shave it all off , bald is the new hairy !! lol

29 Sep 2008

Quote by Lost
Ok I'm 28 (cough) and thinning :cry: I hate the fact I am, as I've stated in a previous thingy here on forum, losing hair on my head
I have this question thats nagging in my head though and its this :-
I have heard that if you remove a mans nuts he will stop losing his hair. OK I get the idea, mens hormones etc links with baldness
my question is that if you remove your gonads or someone else more qualified preferably removes them can you still get a hardon?
If so i reckon its worth thinking about but I gotta think quickly because Its thinning at an alarming rate!.

Legs well and trully crossed here losty.
Think I would rather have no hair, than no nuts1 lol

Anyway having no hair worked wonders for Duncan Goodhew. :lol:

29 Sep 2008

id rather have a fully functioning set of plums than a full head of hair.........

29 Sep 2008

Quote by Lost
Maybe if I just lop one off I could remain half interested and keep my hair longer

Shorter would be wiser wink

Why not lop off the left 'un and part yer hair on the right? Best of both worlds then.
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29 Sep 2008

Whats that saying???
Oh yes I have it now.....'Bald headed men make passionate lovers' or words to that effect.
I have yet to find out if theres any truth in that.
All baldies to my inbox now!
Oh and we had our Collie 'done' we were told it would calm him down.....it didnt. Keep hold of yer nuts Lost

29 Sep 2008

Quote by welikesinglemen
Just shave it all off , bald is the new hairy !!

Here here!! :thumbup:

29 Sep 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
Lost I have heard hair only recedes and falls out upto 40.
What you have at 40 is what you will be left with so you should be ok now.

I read this earlier today and it made me happy. I have no idea if it's true, but at 46 it put a smile on my face.
Tonight Fire came over to me to give me a kiss. As she leaned forward she started to laugh "bloody hell Stormy there's not much left in the middle is there" she said.
up one minute down the next sad