I arrived home this evening after a wonderful weekend with The Boss.
Only to find that the automatic timer on the heating system has gone tits up. The temperature has dropped in the house to about the same level as a Polar Bears arse. My hands are blue and I am shivering as if I have just seen a ghost.
It is so cold my dick has shrunk that much I thought it was trying to get inside me. So when I needed a pee I had to lean against the radiator to warm it up enough so I could grab it and aim at the pan.
I have had my huge gloves on to try and warm my hands. But when I wanted a smoke I couldn't roll up a fag. So off came the gloves and with trembling hands I have made a fag that any Dutchman in a coffee shop would be proud of. Problem was, it was so loose that when I lit it, it went up like Mount Vesuvious. Ash and flaming cigarette paper all over the living room floor with me jumping up and down stamping on the biggest flames first.
Winter hasn't arrived yet! Come Spring come, please.
Dave__Notts
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Baltic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
If you think this is cold, the only warm in my place is my bed.
I can guarantee that any guy who gets to visit me at home is more than eager to want to get in to my bed.
I can guarantee that any guy who gets to visit me at home is more than eager to want to get in to my bed.
Quote by Twisted - Sister
If you think this is cold, the only warm in my place is my bed.
I can guarantee that any guy who gets to visit me at home is more than eager to want to get in to my bed.
i have the same problem with women.....but thats because im too tight to turn on the heating :silly:
Quote by cplonamission
You think that is bad, we live in a very old country house, which is very nice, but it has no central heating, no automated heating just a big open fire. This is really good but it is cold every time you come home.
You know it gets really cold when in the winter you have ice on the inside of the house.
You know I think I would have notice if you guys had moved in but this sounds strangly familiar. Have been talking about getting central heating for 3 years but just never quite got round to it.
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Quote by Dave__Notts
I think I will be getting into bed with my clothes on tonight
Dave_Notts
I suggest you get down here and I'll warm you up. :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
I think I will be getting into bed with my clothes on tonight
Dave_Notts
Sounds like you need some one to warm your bed for you, or i could let you have an electric blanket
Quote by Twisted - Sister
I think I will be getting into bed with my clothes on tonight
Dave_Notts
Sounds like you need some one to warm your bed for you, or i could let you have an electric blanket
Wish someone was here to warm the bed.............but I won't see her for another week........so can you borrow me that electric blanket
Dave_Notts
Quote by AndyS-NE
Pah you think this is cold - up here in Newcastle what you describe there is like sitting on a beach in the Med. T - Shirt weather that man!!
Get up to Newcastle for a weekend and you'll see what i mean!
I am in Teeside every other weekend so I know what the weather is like up there.
Huh, Geordies always trying to be better
Only joking
Dave_Notts