Barbeque cooks

10 May 2008

A good thing about barbies is that the food is crap lol

burgers, sausages etc. its nice for a change :lol:
I can't cook on barbies though I often burn the outside leaving it raw inside
*alert - food poisioning* Do NOT let Hers near your barbie :giggle:
Always enjoy them though if some one else is cooking on a warm sunny evening with a few glasses of wine :lol:
invites welcome wink

10 May 2008

We tend to cook most things on the grille or in the oven first then finish them off on the b-b-q just to be sure :lol2:

10 May 2008

Quote by Steve
We tend to cook most things on the grille or in the oven first then finish them off on the b-b-q just to be sure :lol2:

That's the way we would do it too Steve.. no risk of campylobacter that way.
We prefer to do Paella rather than a barbie; a 62cm pan feeds up to 20 people and guests help themselves :thumbup:

10 May 2008

Quote by GnV
We tend to cook most things on the grille or in the oven first then finish them off on the b-b-q just to be sure :lol2:

That's the way we would do it too Steve.. no risk of campylobacter that way.
We prefer to do Paella rather than a barbie; a 62cm pan feeds up to 20 people and guests help themselves :thumbup:
We rarely b-b-q for anyone but ourselves as we only have a small house with very little room so there isnt that much food anyway :lol2:

11 May 2008

Had the first BBQ of the year here, during the week and it burnt !
Think the grill bit needs oiling first or some thing!!
I always cook chicken in the oven first and then fisnish it off on the BBQ as well.

11 May 2008

My old Dad....never cooked in his life!!! Don't think he ever even made beans on toast :high-smile:
Yet..whenever they had a BBQ...he was there..taking control of the cooking on BBQ.
Think its the caveman effect..The Man... cooking outdoors over fire.... :lol2:

11 May 2008

Dave always does the cooking on the bbq, but i know for a fact that it is all my prep that makes him look good biggrin

:D we have managed to have 4 so far and can't wait for more xxx

11 May 2008

It is a cliche, but it's so true.
My male neighbour is in Bolivia, and his wife had a BBQ yesterday. As I was helping her prepare for it she confessed that she ddn't even know how to light it- let alone cook on it as it was "his" department.
The thing is, this is a woman who can cook hedgehogs & squirrels she's prepared on a rock, upon an open fire she's lit with flints! confused

11 May 2008

its always me that lights/cooks the barbies even when invited to others i tend to get the matches thrown at me "there ya go your cooking" maybe thats because i dont cremate things but cook them proper dunno

maybe tis the training and when we have a barbie they always big ones confused

up over of 25 peoples always rolleyes

11 May 2008

Quote by sara_gra
My old Dad....never cooked in his life!!! Don't think he ever even made beans on toast :high-smile:
Yet..whenever they had a BBQ...he was there..taking control of the cooking on BBQ.
Think its the caveman effect..The Man... cooking outdoors over fire.... :lol2:

:scared:

11 May 2008

Stormy always cooks at ours smile

but then he normally cooks indoors too :undecided:

12 May 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
... when we have a barbie they always big ones up over of 25 peoples always

:notes:
rpm notes to self:
Never accept invites for fanny's BBQ for fear of being the 26th people person to get spit roasted over her pit!
:giggle:

12 May 2008

Quote by redpantherman
... when we have a barbie they always big ones up over of 25 peoples always

:notes:
rpm notes to self:
Never accept invites for fanny's BBQ for fear of being the 26th people person to get spit roasted over her pit!
:giggle:
I think it is more than a 'pit' that you want to be roasted over.

12 May 2008

Quote by de_sade

Who the Fuck cooks at lesbian barbeques ???

The host or one of the guests. rolleyes

Does there need to be a specially imported person to cook at a "lesbian BBQ"? :roll:
What exactly is a "lesbian BBQ" anyway? A BBQ that only "lesbians" can attend? Or one where "lesbians" are barbecued?
Similarly, I'm surprised you didn't ask who the fuck cooks at a pederasts BBQ... :roll: :roll:
At my BBQ's we roast lesbians. Generally spit roast style with plenty of lube for added flavour.

12 May 2008

thought you,s might find that usefull lol

12 May 2008

Quote by splendid_
... when we have a barbie they always big ones up over of 25 peoples always

:notes:
rpm notes to self:
Never accept invites for fanny's BBQ for fear of being the 26th people person to get spit roasted over her pit!
:giggle:
I think it is more than a 'pit' that you want to be roasted over.
Il take him over my knee, thats big enough :giggle: anyhow your doon south a hartlepool barbie would have you freezing you manlehood bits off redface

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12 May 2008

Quote by splendid_

Who the Fuck cooks at lesbian barbeques ???

The host or one of the guests. rolleyes

Does there need to be a specially imported person to cook at a "lesbian BBQ"? :roll:
What exactly is a "lesbian BBQ" anyway? A BBQ that only "lesbians" can attend? Or one where "lesbians" are barbecued?
Similarly, I'm surprised you didn't ask who the fuck cooks at a pederasts BBQ... :roll: :roll:
At my BBQ's we roast lesbians. Generally spit roast style with plenty of lube for added flavour.
wave

Let me know if you need any help with the washing up wink

12 May 2008

I don't do barbies.....I have a perfectly good cooker in my kitchen,and no desire to prove my hunter status.
Update bb just broke my oven .........bugger