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Firelizard
Sex God
Well it looks like Will's otherwise engaged so I'll open up for him....Loads of Ice, bar snacks (including garlic olives YUM!) and every conceivable drinky on offer....your wish is my command wink
Oh jacuzzi's on and there's an oil pool in the corner just in case Missy pops in smile
Unknown User
hey hey Fire!
are there any Thai Sweet Chilli crisps by any chance?
lp
Firelizard
Sex God
Lp have them here under the bar..I saved them for you :rose:
and Kaz, a nice red what?? :twisted: and I have more ice than you can shake a stick at :thumbup:
FeistyMinx
Sexpert
ohhhh Chardonnay with Ice for me please....
and do you have any corn nuts biggrin
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
well what nice red things are available? :twisted:

Erm let me have a look......ooh here we are!!....red pepper, red boiled sweet, Red Rum!!..oh there he is!!!!, whats this stuck under here?...Ooh red riding hood!!..blimey it's amazing what's under this bar!!!....eerm..Oh yes and Clifford the big red dog and a red knob!!
so what's it to be???
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by minxysub
ohhhh Chardonnay with Ice for me please....
and do you have any corn nuts biggrin

Coming up smile and I'm pleased to say I have no corny nuts but there's some cream here that might help with that if you need it??:undecided:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
could i have a frozen pina colada please

You certainly can and I'm joining you with that one...it sounds divine!!!!
Unknown User
Mine's a JDC please. :thumbup:
Anyone got some change for the jukebox? Any requests?
Unknown User
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmm something sexy plz cubes

kiss
poshkate
Sex God
Has our foxy barmaid gone to bed? If not please can I have a vino blanco (she is an expert in these things) :lol2: :giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
I just reretad my pm - should have repreviwed it first ;Oops:
sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
I just reretad my pm - should have repreviwed it first ;Oops:
sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You do know that I am only quoting these so that you can't edit don't you?
kiss
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
I just reretad my pm - should have repreviwed it first ;Oops:
sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You do know that I am only quoting these so that you can't edit don't you?
kissredfacelolbanghead:bounce:duelpassionkisssmackbottompokebolt
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
I just reretad my pm - should have repreviwed it first ;Oops:
sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You do know that I am only quoting these so that you can't edit don't you?
kissredfacelolbanghead:bounce:duelpassionkisssmackbottompokebolt
OK now you're at the point you are too pissed to find any of the keys in a decent order. Go to bed :lol2:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I think etaht i've had queit enough :silly:

If you think thats bad, you should see the state of the PM's :lol2:
Me thinks someone's going to have a hangover :giggle:
I just reretad my pm - should have repreviwed it first ;Oops:
sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You do know that I am only quoting these so that you can't edit don't you?
kissredfacelolbanghead:bounce:duelpassionkisssmackbottompokebolt
OK now you're at the point you are too pissed to find any of the keys in a decent order. Go to bed :lol2:
Oh god... how bad do I feel this morning? The person who introduced me to wine is getting it on Monday!! :lol:
*pulls duvet over head*
easy
Sex God

Plate's a bit too clean for a morning after breakfast, but will you look at the grease on those mushrooms. :shock: :lickface:
HTH. ;) :thumbup:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by easy

Plate's a bit too clean for a morning after breakfast, but will you look at the grease on those mushrooms. :shock: :lickface:
HTH. ;) :thumbup:

See if you'd posted a glass of wine I'd probably have puked. The breakfast thing just makes me wonder where I can get one! :giggle:
easy
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
See if you'd posted a glass of wine I'd probably have puked. The breakfast thing just makes me wonder where I can get one! :giggle:

:notes:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by easy

See if you'd posted a glass of wine I'd probably have puked. The breakfast thing just makes me wonder where I can get one! :giggle:

:notes:
Is that you taking my order? Cause I'd like some toast from the cafe in Rochdale please! lol