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we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?
Quote by cockslut
we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?

Microwave for 20 seconds is 40 seconds but a burnt foreskin a nasty business and takes up to 14 days to heal.
I made sourdough loaves last year.
You get some grapes and ferment the yeast in some flour and water to make the basic mix. Then go on to let it develp etc. A few weeks later you can make delicious bread.
There you go, a new hobby if you want to do it.
Quote by cockslut
we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?

Or get it soggy? squelch squelch
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by duncanlondon
I made sourdough loaves last year.
You get some grapes and ferment the yeast in some flour and water to make the basic mix. Then go on to let it develp etc. A few weeks later you can make delicious bread.
There you go, a new hobby if you want to do it.

And you think I can wait that long?
Quote by delsutton
BH, I wish now I hadn't started this thread. OK, back to plastic, and forget about dough!

The wisdom of after thought lol........... I havn't laughed this much in ages!!
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Does it have a GreenFur coat on it yet :lol2:
It may add a bit of flavour to it wink
phredd
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Well, I'll give the walnut cake a go, but I have severe reservations about the coffee.
Who remembers the liverpool set sitcom from the '80's......
you know......Bread lol
is it classed as porn now?
Quote by winchwench
Who remembers the liverpool set sitcom from the '80's......
you know......Bread lol
is it classed as porn now?

I hope so...
Quote by Medic_1
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Does it have a GreenFur coat on it yet :lol2:
It may add a bit of flavour to it wink
phredd
No it bloody doesn't :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Does it have a GreenFur coat on it yet :lol2:
It may add a bit of flavour to it wink
phredd
No it bloody doesn't :shock:

Looks nice xxx Giza bit :wink:
Quote by delsutton
we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?

Microwave for 20 seconds is 40 seconds but a burnt foreskin a nasty business and takes up to 14 days to heal.
or maybe if the ex was a real frigid piece and ur missing her u could always put it in the freezer for a day or two!!!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Medic_1
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Does it have a GreenFur coat on it yet :lol2:
It may add a bit of flavour to it wink
phredd
No it bloody doesn't :shock:

Looks nice xxx Giza bit :wink:
No :giggle:
I could do with some cake.
moved further north noel?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Does it have a GreenFur coat on it yet :lol2:
It may add a bit of flavour to it wink
phredd
No it bloody doesn't :shock:

Looks nice xxx Giza bit :wink:
No :giggle:
I bet Noel-Mids gets a bit lol and not just of cake :wink:
What would you give me in return Noel dunno
Yeah, all the best women are in Mids. bolt
cant help you with the cake noel but hear theres plenty of loafs doing the rounds with one careful owner!!
lol :lol: :lol:
bolt
Quote by Noel_Mids
Yeah, all the best women are in Mids. bolt

RHIP
Quote by Noel_Mids
Yeah, all the best women are in Mids. bolt

Shireen is at work now Noel :lol2:
I wondered why I hadn't had my daily wink off her!
Shall I wink you until she comes home dunno
I've had too many winks today already. I need a bit of a break!
Damn rolleyes!
redface I did it anyway :giggle:
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Damn rolleyes!

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I can see that emoticon getting edited smile