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Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
Now I've had an idea....
you get love eggs right......
inserting in orifie for the use of...right
well, how about real pickled love eggs!!!!!!
a handy sex toy....And a nourishing snack to keep your blood sugar up.....
bloody genius :bounce: why I'm not a millionaire I just don't know dunno

you're not putting vinegar anywhere near my lady thanks very much all the same lol
whips
How about if I suck it first?
you want to suck my lady? gosh, forward arn't you!
i may also take exception to the actual egg too. can we use something smaller than a chicken egg?
i know i'm fussy but the customer is always right lol
whips
rolleyes designer foofoo
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Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Stormy. It's been nice seeing you, really it has. However, with the egg thing, you may have outstayed your welcome.
:kick:
That is just toooo gross for words.

Quote by splendid_

without falling over?

twat :kick:
I'm back a hour, and already they are kicking me in the nads....it's good to know I've still got it... :smug:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
Now I've had an idea....
you get love eggs right......
inserting in orifie for the use of...right
well, how about real pickled love eggs!!!!!!
a handy sex toy....And a nourishing snack to keep your blood sugar up.....
bloody genius :bounce: why I'm not a millionaire I just don't know dunno

you're not putting vinegar anywhere near my lady thanks very much all the same lol
whips
How about if I suck it first?
you want to suck my lady? gosh, forward arn't you!
i may also take exception to the actual egg too. can we use something smaller than a chicken egg?
i know i'm fussy but the customer is always right lol
whips
rolleyes designer foofoo
wink
nah, just small, sensitive and a need to be treated with care biggrin
whips
how about a bubble wrapped carrot?
mazandden
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I love both gherkins and pickled eggs.
I also love you Stormy. :inlove:

ditto to the Stormy part, no way jose to the gherkins and pickled eggs part!!!!xxxxxxxxxx
mazandden
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Now I've had an idea....
you get love eggs right......
inserting in orifie for the use of...right
well, how about real pickled love eggs!!!!!!
a handy sex toy....And a nourishing snack to keep your blood sugar up.....
bloody genius :bounce: why I'm not a millionaire I just don't know dunno

Maybe you better patent that idea- just in case y'know, protecting your millions n all.......
wink