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Bbbbbrrrr Get ya willy warmers on chaps...!

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I have just had a friend follow the pattern on the WI...regarding the foresaid 'willy warmers', and I am now sporting a flashy winter/spring model...ladies please note the additional hold-ups aka arab strab fixings and the frilly side bits which act as ticklers....note also the 'breath hole' through the top for emergency releases....?
Anyone else got one to show.....?
Oh well done Rocky!! Classic.
I must say that the willy warmer does look good in the avatar. If the cold weather they are threatening actually materialises, it could be that we will all need them!
Unfortunately, I have no-one to knit one for me :cry: . Of course, I suppose I could ask the Secretary VERY nicely!! :twisted: :twisted:
Great Pic Rocky... not sure you got the size right though!!!
Will - of course you've got someone to knit you a warmer, you know you are loved and cared for by many people, including me!
Sappho ... Will's looking for you!
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Rocky Horror
Thank you for your wonderful example of what can only be described as a unique piece of undewear!
I love the tickle bits and hope to adapt the pattern to incorporate them..
Love
Wilma
Chairwoman
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Will - of course you've got someone to knit you a warmer, you know you are loved and cared for by many people, including me!

Awww- Jags!!! How is that you always make me blush? redface redface
Cos a little flush to your cheeks looks SO good!!
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Bloody hell!! You've just done it again!! redface
Thinks: I just hope the kisses don't turn to slaps when she reads what I put on the end of Clare's picture thread :shock:
Morning Jags, did I hear you call me?
Way to go Rocky, that is a serious penis adornment - you'll certainly pull with that!
Will, my love - you look perished. Your extremities are going blue. Come and get warm, darling. I never realised Berkshire was so close to the Antarctic...
The best part is what you knit it from...angora wool is great, but a bit itchy it is ok for 'cold days' (us chaps will understand...? and I do not advise anyone to use nylon..). as it shrinks in the wash...and if you have tight fitting pant...oh my god the static is kinky but in the wrong place!... The good part is though, if you hang it out to dry on the line outside, and place a brick in the end ALLthe women three doors each side go gaga....!
Wilma thanks for the input about the attachments, I think bobbles look cool and can tickle anyones fancy.......and NO it is NOT to scale.....
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Will, my love - you look perished. Your extremities are going blue. Come and get warm, darling. I never realised Berkshire was so close to the Antarctic...
It certainly is. Penguins are native down here. I am on my way for some much needed warmth!
:grin: Thinks - I am SO glad that geography isn't her strong subject!
I asked Tigger in the chatroom last night if she'd mind if I used her as a willy warmer but for some reason she said "lol" surpriseduch:
Damned unhelpul some of these members of the SH WI. :kick:
Steve
I'll have one waiting for you Steve. We could have front and back pics for the calendar.
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If it's not emoticons getting me excited, it's Steve's bum and now Steve modelling a willy warmer!
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Love
Wilma
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